Frequently Arse Question: UK Internet Service Providers

POSTING HERE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT'S THAT OR HURL THE FUCKING ROUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW OR TRACK DOWN A BT EMPLOYEE AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM

BT outsource all their shit-kicking target needs now.

Also, fuck Orange. I am precisely 1.00001 miles away from the telephone exchange. That is not a justification for you to give me crap d/l speeds that yo-yo like a cab driver with a pogo stick for a right leg.