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If it is tight, sometimes you can kind of gradually work your fingers in underneath from both sides until it releases. You don't want to bend it too much, and make sure your hands are clean.

― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Sunday, May 6, 2012 8:48 AM

i'm with the shavers. just a little bit at a time until it's perfect, you don't want to make make it too loose.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:30 PM

because yeah, the other option is kind of jiggling it out and there is too much that can go wrong that way.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:31 PM

scott seward, Sunday, 6 May 2012 17:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I've been lucky enough to do it twice

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:20 AM

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:23 (11 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Hey Mandee - wanna do me? I'm a Capricorn but am nothing like I am supposed to be and don't really believe any of this stuff but maybe you'll surprise me! December 28th, New York City, 9:45 pm.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, July 8, 2012

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (10 months ago) Permalink

(✿o_O)

calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (10 months ago) Permalink

haha

chain the color of am0n (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:45 (10 months ago) Permalink

fyi: found this review whilst googling "husband bulge"

― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, May 28, 2012 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 17:20 (10 months ago) Permalink

x-posts - ಠ_ಠ

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:20 (10 months ago) Permalink

Drink 1/4 - 1/3 of the soda to make room for the nutz.

― Neil Jung (WmC), Sunday, July 8, 2012 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:46 (10 months ago) Permalink

lol, I changed it from "deez nuts" at the last second.

Neil Jung (WmC), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:54 (10 months ago) Permalink

haha fantastic

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 20:06 (10 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

actually my whole point is i DONT want it to grow past a certain size

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 26, 2012 3:04 PM (33 minutes ago)

the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:38 (9 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

with sincere apologies:

yay shakey!
your wife must be a week or so behind mine, we just found the sex

― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, August 13, 2012 11:56 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:01 (9 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

possibly revise to "no, i meant i want to jam my dick in your throat!" to meet their styleguide
― goole, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 5:24 PM

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:30 (8 months ago) Permalink

yeah thanks

goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

aw, it's out of context, no harm intended

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

pumpernickel literally means "devil farts". now we know why.

― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, August 31, 2012 1:00 AM (10 minutes ago)

Evan, Friday, 31 August 2012 05:13 (8 months ago) Permalink

woah woah it was only two inches let's not go crazy with our adjectives here

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 9:15 AM (1 hour ago)

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:55 (8 months ago) Permalink

I've never noticed anything odd about TJ's beef.

― nickn, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:05 (8 months ago) Permalink

WHY on earth is it so LONG!!!!???!!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, September 28, 2012 4:20 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:48 (7 months ago) Permalink

al i kind of feel like you would like marry me; maybe that's crazy though

― horseshoe, Saturday, September 29, 2012 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:23 (7 months ago) Permalink

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:31 (7 months ago) Permalink

maybe we could get an ilx marriage to last

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 October 2012 03:56 (7 months ago) Permalink

oh burn

The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Monday, 1 October 2012 04:22 (7 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

oh god I can't see that as anything other than a giant foamy fountain of ejaculate now, thanks DJP
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, October 22, 2012

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:02 (6 months ago) Permalink

so innocent in context

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:04 (6 months ago) Permalink

context provides referent slockster

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:10 (6 months ago) Permalink

I just had a really uncomfortable conversation with Ben Franklin about the joys of screwing older ladies. Let's hope that doesn't happen again.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:10 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:18 (6 months ago) Permalink

haha

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:28 (6 months ago) Permalink

my mom lives 2 blocks away from the pony

― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:07 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:03 (6 months ago) Permalink

where I live, the Pony is a gay bar whose interior walls are entirely covered in dicks. me and Stevie D went there together once.

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:27 (6 months ago) Permalink

suck a wall of dicks

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 1 November 2012 05:29 (6 months ago) Permalink

ride the pony

d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:39 (6 months ago) Permalink

every time this thread is bumped i think of "she's going to brown u" and crack up

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (6 months ago) Permalink

I assume you're talking about The Stone Pony? Hope it's OK. :/

ENBB, Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (6 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Al: IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH!

― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:24 (4 months ago) Permalink

Wish I had 25 mins with Whiney... :'(

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, May 14, 2010

buzza, Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:06 (4 months ago) Permalink

he got 25 mins on his whiney yessir

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:53 (4 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

fp'd your son

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, January 25, 2013 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

I had Shart Pants 442 days ago.

― Jeff, Monday, January 28, 2013 11:43 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

apropos of nothing but i really did not listen to climax enough. i will now listen to climax 8 more times.

― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Monday, 28 January 2013 22:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:12 (3 months ago) Permalink

Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.

― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:55 (3 months ago) Permalink

wrong thread...

OR IS IT?

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:56 (3 months ago) Permalink

Well, it's not the "missing verses from Alanis' Ironic" thread anyway...

Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:13 (3 months ago) Permalink

Ha you pegged me - I read a lot of p4k

― Raymond Cummings, Friday, February 1, 2013 4:01 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:45 (3 months ago) Permalink

by which I mean the closeted riverboat captain obviously...
except I'm not gay, haha!

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, February 6, 2013

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:59 (3 months ago) Permalink

Hitler had the right idea there (just saying)

― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:13 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:12 (3 months ago) Permalink

Im willing to bet that's in context tho

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:14 (3 months ago) Permalink

I instinctively touch wood about 5 times a day.

― lo! dating (dog latin)

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:55 (2 months ago) Permalink

tee hee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:56 (2 months ago) Permalink

thanks! that merkin sounds good.

― i see boy george has lost some weight (brownie), Thursday, February 28, 2013 12:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:11 (2 months ago) Permalink


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