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my sympathy for people who repeatedly reference their "$200,000 education" is approximately nil

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, May 5, 2012 3:11 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your hardman stance is a mighty steed and it will take you far in life.

― how did we get here how? (ytth), Saturday, May 5, 2012 3:13 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yo just a couple (Matt P), Saturday, 5 May 2012 22:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

^ fortune cookie fortunes of the post-ironic future

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 6 May 2012 05:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's weird how little I care about this

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 2:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is it? go on

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 9, 2012 2:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

dayo, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

re: Tom Gabel

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How nice that selling out enables her to afford such an elaborate operation.

― billstevejim, Wednesday, May 9, 2012 2:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you save up long enough, maybe you can get an operation that allows you to go fuck yourself

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, May 9, 2012 3:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

A+

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

these are all terrible of late

sanskrit, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

to whom, st. peter?

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

imo hoos' zing would have been more elegant if he'd gone w/ "removing your head from your ass" or something else that necessitates surgery

the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

backdoor brag?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

backiotomy

am0n, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

welcome back sanskrit!

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

glad to have you back

yo just a couple (Matt P), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

WHAT sanskrit omg!

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

something else that necessitates surgery

that would make more sense. hi all, never left.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

don't call it a comeback

the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

"only posting on ILB" = leaving

fyi

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

contenderizer have you ever considered blogging

― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's considered everything

― the late great, Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 15:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 14 May 2012 20:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

took me a moment

The Reverend, Monday, 14 May 2012 20:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

pronounced zingaaaaaah

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Birth name Jung Hana
Also known as Zinger
Born February 2, 1990 (age 22)
Uijeongbu, Gyeonggi, South Korea
Genres hip hop, R&B, pop,
Occupations Songwriter, rapper, singer, dancer
Instruments Vocals
Years active 2009–present
Labels TS Entertainment
Associated acts Secret, Jeon Hyosung, Song Jieun, Han Sunhwa, B.A.P

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

should form duo with this guy?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

from this thread (guy wrote a review about how ugly he found Florence Welch and then started a thread promoting his own duderock band):

They're all really ugly. They have terrible hair, I don't like their clothes, and I don't want to fuck any of them. Also their shoes are really ugly, I think they're too skinny and possibly need to gain some weight. Maybe do something about their faces. Grow some beards. See if they can't look a couple of years older. Or maybe younger. They should look more like they're in a boyband. They should look more like they're in Radiohead. They should be more tall and have different fat distribution. Maybe bleach their hair. Maybe pierce their ears or get cosmetic surgery to look more like Justin Bieber. Actually they're so ugly, I'm not sure it will help. Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? Look at their awful clothes. They can't seem to make up their minds whether the weather is warm or cold. Like, half of them are wearing leather jackets and the other half are wearing vests. Seem like a total image band to me. And their image screams "I am going to hate this." However, two of them appear to making out in the promo photo, so there might be some good slash fan fiction potential at some point. I don't like the way their legs are all so open. Dirty sluts. They probably want it.

Oh wait, I've just realised that my sound card has gone again. I've just watched the video without sound. But, you know, they're men. It doesn't matter what they sound like, it just matters what they look like. And based on how ugly they are and how much I dislike their clothes, they definitely suck big hairy moosecock.

Now go away.

― They have fangs, They have teeth! (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:37 AM (1 hour ago)

amazing

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

A++

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

amaZING

the late great, Sunday, 20 May 2012 19:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

awesome

The Reverend, Sunday, 20 May 2012 20:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

That is pretty epic

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Unfortunately 'Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? ' is way too long for display name purposes

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

not really a zing imo

flopson, Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp ZING in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

the late great, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

i would crosspost that to "solitary posts, etc." but you've been taking up too much turf in that thread lately

The Reverend, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

what band is that about???

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

all of them

mookieproof, Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh I see, nm

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

i would put the valentines in my vagina, personally

The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

i thought that was just a regular white chocolate cheesecake post

judas, a scary ho (some dude), Monday, 21 May 2012 02:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol

also floppy otm

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

was all pretty bizarre for posting one youtube

bnw, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality. All deserved IMHO.

Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, 21 May 2012 07:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

errr, to be clear, i meant the valentines pictured immediately above my post. didn't realize the band in question shared the name. i would not put them in my vagina.

The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

only thing i haven't figured out is how we connected the Florence blog guy with the band (don't feel like following all the links myself)

Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

he turned up and announced himself iirc

ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.

This confused me into thinking it meant he turned out to be a reg socking it up. I assume I misread this.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp but that was after his band had already been identified

Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

hate to say it, but there are totally things worth stealing in that florence blog thing:

http://www.sickchirpse.com/2012/05/07/when-will-florence-welch-just-fuck-off/

scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

i like a bunch of them. they're evocative! a david lynch-directed toothbrush. i never would have thought of that.

scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

a cross between linda blair and a wizard's hand, sorry, that's just creative. i even like the ones where i don't know the brit celebrity involved cuz they remind me of calum.

scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:27 (2 years ago) Permalink


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