Phrases you hate...

I like that one!

Most frogs I am familiar with, when they are placed en masse into a box, will only evince a certain desperation to escape.

if that

AWESOME SAUCE!!

o god yes, so horrible. also "the awesome", "the (new) hotness", etc.

IN THE FACE!!

"degree of difficulty"

basically when NBA announcers say "the degree of difficulty of that shot!" when they just mean "difficult shot!"

not a phrase properly but the way people end their posts with an unpunctuated "so" is so cringe-inducing. but there's not anything I can really do about it so

people launching their post with a ponderous chin-stroking 'hmmm'.

the way people end their posts with an unpunctuated "so" is so cringe-inducing

hmmm. do that all the time.

Me too, so

An I'm guilty of hmmmm as well

'My take on it is...'

'Here's the deal...' (and also 'Here's the thing...')

'Stupid o'clock'

I say a lot of the things in this thread - I'm a nervous talker and I guess I'm not bright enough to come up with something better to say.

"hate on"

so much more accurate and fun to write "hate"

"do what?" as a response to something not heard well, like "excuse me?" or "pardon?" if i wanted you to do something then maaaaybe it would make a bit of snese but it signifies inappropriate fealty & hence sounds dumb.

man I am a huge defender of "hate on," one of my favorite terms to have come into use during my lifetime. Do not hate on "hate on," Alfred. It expresses something different from hate. Hate is something I have in my heart, something I feel. Hate on is something I do. Genuine & useful difference.

I once had a boss, during my worst summer job, who would say "Money!" and "That's money."

"do what?" as a response to something not heard well, like "excuse me?" or "pardon?" if i wanted you to do something then maaaaybe it would make a bit of snese but it signifies inappropriate fealty & hence sounds dumb.

I don't deal nicely with mumbling and low volume. I either pretend the person hasn't spoken or I say "speak louder." Once or twice I've gone as far as "speak louder or don't speak." (Never that to my family though.)

few of these bother me as spoken; most of these bother me when written. it's not colloquialized langauge, it's mostly just lazzzy

xpost to self, way to come across as the biggest jackass on the planet, ughh...

xp I was recently looking through some 1969-70 Esquires for work and boy did they love variations on "Portrait of the x as a y"

"Methinks" is worse than war crimes. Someone complains about this in Huxley's Crome Yellow so it was irritating people as far back as 1921.

"Hmmm" is v useful in online discourse, especially Twitter. It basically says "I completely disagree with what you just said but I don't want to be a dick about it so I'll pretend I'm giving it some thought."

The same person at work who says "What say you" in emails, also says "Methinks". In emails.

TBF, "Hmmm" is usually kind of a passive-aggressive dick move. I doubt many people would interpret it as an indicator of a genuine pause for thoughtful reflection.

aero, when I hate believe me I do it.

academic version of the overdone 'Portrait of the X as a Y' thing is '______ and its Discontents'.

^^^ yes

"prose stylist"/"prose stylings"

"she'll break a lot of hearts someday"

I pretty much interpret it as, "your daughter is so pretty, men will soon be weeping over her, fighting over her, probably even killing themselves over her, so you'd better get used to it." blecch.

why not interpret it as, "she'll be a successful but somewhat butter-fingered cardiac surgeon"? i guess it's still a back-handed compliment.

or work in a glass factory making heart-shaped glass ornaments

or 'she'll be a good card player, eventually'

"she'll break a lot of balls, some day"

"her relationships in later life will be unfulfilling and disappointing because of her superficial beauty and the unrealistic expectations placed upon her by admirers"

"she will eat many artichokes"

haha remy

"her relationships in later life will be unfulfilling and disappointing because of her superficial beauty and the unrealistic expectations placed upon her by admirers"

exactly. I guess I'm butthurt at the implication that it's a girl's destiny to be a passive, unintentional influence on guys' feelings, but it's more the idea than the wording that annoys me. "she'll break a lot of sharts someday" would be almost liberating by comparison.

(there's nothing passive or prissy about a shart)

I hate "God don't like ugly" or citing "karma" when something happens to someone the speaker doesn't like/thinks deserves it.

a little googling suggests that the "break a lot of hearts" line is mostly used on ugly babies (even boys), so maybe the subtext is more like, "nope, no major deformities here. at least this chubby shit won't grow up to be a freak, might even get married someday."

Calling things or processes "sexy" in corporate speak really annoys me. Seems to happen more and more.

Paraphrase from a recent conference:
"Green jobs and sustainability have become very sexy topics this year..."

or

"The hard work behind [whatever project] may not be sexy, but it's necessary..."

Devalues actual sexy things!

^yeah

also refering to non-food things as 'tasty'

xpost

what about when the phrase "sexed up" is applied to cooking, like, "I sexed up the chowder by sauteing the onions in bacon fat"? ewwwwww.

yeah there will be no sexing up of foodstuffs plz

the bacon fat is already gross enough even without being "sexed up"

Massively overused joke construct, particularly on Twitter:

"That awkward moment when [X...]"

yes

Mostly from other message boards:

"Am I the only one who..?/I am the only one who..."

"I am a bad person/going to Hell for saying this but..."

"Am I the only one who..?/I am the only one who..."

it seems like this is usually shorthand for "I have a slightly unpopular opinion, and only about 25% of you are gonna agree with me on this, but...[I think Isn't Anything is better than Loveless]." it doesn't annoy me much, but it's kind of a misleading conversation starter.

ilx search pulls up 60+ thread titles with the words "am I the only", so you're being tactful with your "other message boards" comment.