U.S. Postal Service: salvageable or doomed?

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What are you talking about Philip? My dick is huge and I have a Nigerian fortune and I know a skin care technique that has local dermatologists absolutely livid.

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Thursday, 3 May 2012 17:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't even think the catalogpocalypse element of the postal service and the 10 billion pounds of waste is that important in the big picture, but the fact that we're already at a point where half of every mailtruck is trash does sorta highlight the need for serious reform

iatee, Thursday, 3 May 2012 17:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

or bigger mail trucks

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 3 May 2012 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Maybe the USPS could just get into the waste collection business

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Thursday, 3 May 2012 17:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

They could swing by with a truck full of junk mail and you'd have to pay them not to deliver it.

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Thursday, 3 May 2012 17:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

it already is in the waste collection business, it's just a middleman

iatee, Thursday, 3 May 2012 17:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Admit it, it's super efficient plus I kind of like the idea of putting the mob in charge of a major national government institution, or at least a different mob from the lot we've got now.

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Thursday, 3 May 2012 17:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2012 17:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm not sure, but i think the environmental costs of kindles still worse than paper/fuel, at least for now. there's the electronics, etc...

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 3 May 2012 18:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

I see that the gif is called waste but in what context? Is there some variant of cuneiform with curves?

xpost

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Thursday, 3 May 2012 18:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WASTE

Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2012 18:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Lot 49 is largely a meditation on the failure of communication, both in the present, and between generations. As in V, it is impossible to know what really happened in history, or even to distinguish fact from forgery in historical texts. The central mystery in Lot 49 is the symbol of the muted horn, which appears linked to an underground mail system (known as W.A.S.T.E.), and is also associated with a mysterious historical group known as The Trystero. The muted horn (the stoppage of communication) appears on the postage stamp of the W.A.S.T.E. system, but also on old postage stamps—perhaps forged. Oedipa also discovers that the unmuted horn appeared on the stamps of the old Thurn and Taxis courier service, the official mail service of the Holy Roman Empire, until its demise. Lot 49 plays around with the indistinguishable mix of fact and fiction.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2012 18:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

well if nothing else the demise of the usps has reminded me how awesome lot 49 is and i think i will read that again tonight

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 May 2012 18:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

“Given our financial situation, continued e-diversion, and increased competition from alternative delivery services, this is one example of how the Postal Service is pursuing innovations and new products to increase the value of mail and retain our business customers,” the agency said in a statement.

la goonies (k3vin k.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 22:34 (8 months ago) Permalink

they ought to deliver every piece of that shit those who sponsored the bills making it unsustainable.

wmlynch, Thursday, 20 September 2012 22:44 (8 months ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

:)

goole, Thursday, 7 February 2013 16:07 (3 months ago) Permalink

haha

manti 乒乓 (k3vin k.), Thursday, 7 February 2013 18:51 (3 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...
1 month passes...

hahaha what a moron

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:05 (1 month ago) Permalink

sullying the wozniak name

j., Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

I would support privatization, albeit with some regulation to ensure rural areas get decent and affordable postal service even though its not profitable, and ending the USPS monopoly on mailbox use (or at least allowing/encouraging a second mailbox of the type once common for newspaper delivery if necessary to avoid confusion). The growth and success of the private shipping business (which was nonexistent when the USPS was established) has rendered the once-essential government-provided postal service largely redundant. UPS does a far better job IME than USPS for reliability and decent shipment tracking.

Lee626, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:28 (1 month ago) Permalink

privatization, albeit with some regulation to ensure rural areas get decent and affordable postal service even though its not profitable

This is basically what the USPS in its present form is supposed to be.

Aimless, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:41 (1 month ago) Permalink

'decent and affordable' can mean a lot of things

iatee, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:42 (1 month ago) Permalink

basically i meant it not costing more for postage to or from rural areas than urban ones, at least for envelopes, by urban customers essentially subsidizing rural customers so every pays the same price. This could be made law for private mail delivery too.

Lee626, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:52 (1 month ago) Permalink

well then yeah that's basically the way things are now

iatee, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

The growth and success of the private shipping business (which was nonexistent when the USPS was established) has rendered the once-essential government-provided postal service largely redundant. UPS does a far better job IME than USPS for reliability and decent shipment tracking.

Then ALL of my mail could not be delivered to me when I'm at work. Looking forward to finding the UPS slip on the floor next to my door letting me know I can take the train to their nearest office to pick up that wedding invite my friend payed more to have delivered to somewhere within a couple miles of my apartment.

It's not just rural housing, but apartment buildings, and all sorts of other locations that private companies just can't reach.

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:59 (1 month ago) Permalink

I live in the city. Does my landlord hand out keys to every asshole with a muted horn patch on his jacket? Or to we just put cubbies on the outside of the building and cross our fingers? Maybe my landlord could contract with a mail receptacle service that will work with all the competing private postal services to collect the mail and get it into a secure place that I can access. Efficiency!

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

that's not some impossible problem that can't be solved but the usps's long-term problems aren't due to the govt being inefficient at delivering mail so its a nonstarter

iatee, Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

the usps long term problems could be solved by congress fixing the idiocy of their pension requirement

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:09 (1 month ago) Permalink

those are its short-term problems

iatee, Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

nope

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:12 (1 month ago) Permalink

i mean i guess its other long term problem is idiots thinking that govt agencies that are public goods should somehow be required to turn a profit but hey until we force all the republicans to get gay married and realize that they like it that isnt prob going to happen

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:14 (1 month ago) Permalink

long-term problems

iatee, Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:14 (1 month ago) Permalink

wouldn't be a problem if the USPS went back to being subsidized by the American taxpayer

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

until when? for how much?

iatee, Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:17 (1 month ago) Permalink

I dunno, forever? Why not? It's cheaper than tanks.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

we just have email now

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

handwritten letters are cool but i'm pretty sure if god gave adam and eve email we wouldn't be so attached to snail mail

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

would support USPS being repurposed as our nationalized broadband provider

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

I said upthread we just need it to be a national bank

iatee, Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

bank+broadband also works tho

iatee, Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

bank+broadband+capsule hotels

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:31 (1 month ago) Permalink

+juice bar

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:31 (1 month ago) Permalink


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