― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 3 May 2012 08:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
various inappropriate captions not to thread.
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 May 2012 09:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
― second only to popcorn (or something), Friday, 17 August 2012 12:16 (9 months ago) Permalink
One of the advantages of being over 100 is that everybody is young in comparison. So I don't need a time machine, thank you very much. My favourite bulge-boggling celebrities, even when they're over the hill, are still fifty years younger than me.
What I won't stomach, though, is blubber. Nothing is guaranteed to turn my ardent fuck more quickly into an arid FAQ. Take Morrissey. How on earth can anyone become that lardy on a vegetarian diet? There's only one possible answer: buttered parsnips. All right, margarined parsnips in his case, so that the beautiful butter need not die.
But can you imagine approaching those celebrated lips, source of a million waspish stings, with a rose - in order to reproduce, for a frisky private photo session, those famous Life magazine photographs of Mishima in a loincloth - only to catch an acrid whiff of margarined parsnip and understand exactly why those "mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the line"? Wouldn't you fear that a single thorn from your rose would pop him like a balloon? And where is that loincloth, anyway? Don't say it's ridden up between two flabby folds of vegan buttock?
And yet it's this elephantine yodeling lout - more cake than coke, more Fattenburg than Battenburg, more Debenhams than debonair - who poses, starkers as the stork brought him, on his album sleeves, his cock in a sock. There's clearly much meat in humble pie, but I wouldn't poke that navvy with a jester cane.
― Grampsy, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:51 (9 months ago) Permalink
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― if i had a goat's cheese tostada i might cream myself a little (stevie), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:20 (9 months ago) Permalink
Bedazzled shared this pic on fb today (in honor of, er, the anniversary of her passing).
Jean Seberg=PURE SEX
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:11 (8 months ago) Permalink
Caroline Monroe in 1974
Mirella D'Angelo in 1982
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:24 (8 months ago) Permalink
In honor of the Who poll
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:10 (8 months ago) Permalink
― wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:23 (8 months ago) Permalink
Emmy Hennings, you are too good for that scoundrel Hugo Ball:
Sadly, as much as I'd like to dictate to her proletariat, neither Rosa Luxemburg or Dolores Ibárruri (La Passionara) are really doing it for me tonight.
― A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:35 (8 months ago) Permalink
― wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:26 (8 months ago) Permalink
ok last one, huge crush on k. - so prettyy
― wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:34 (8 months ago) Permalink
young Delta Burke
va va voom!
― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:22 (8 months ago) Permalink
i didn't know that jean seberg was dead, never mind so young and unpleasantly. :(
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:21 (8 months ago) Permalink
Yeah, she actually had a pretty shitty life for such an auspicous beginning.
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:28 (8 months ago) Permalink
auspicious, even.
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:30 (8 months ago) Permalink
I think it's generally accepted that Gene Kelly was a bit of a hottie, but this picture OMG.
― Madchen, Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:37 (8 months ago) Permalink
wolves lacan, you got good taste
― *sad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:57 (8 months ago) Permalink
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 9 September 2012 10:29 (8 months ago) Permalink
54.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:33 (8 months ago) Permalink
53.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:36 (8 months ago) Permalink
52.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:39 (8 months ago) Permalink
51.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:41 (8 months ago) Permalink
50.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:13 (8 months ago) Permalink
49.
Sorta funny how baseball still defines my idea of man-sexy even though I haven't followed the game in ages.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:35 (8 months ago) Permalink
Melina Mercouri in the mid 60s
― Stevolende, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:11 (8 months ago) Permalink
http://newspaper.li/static/cc725ad786d86d016f25d6bf7413f3cb.jpg
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:38 (8 months ago) Permalink
oops
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:39 (8 months ago) Permalink
I like this one of Gary Gentry and Tom Seaver after the 1969 Mets' celebratory apocalypse bcz it looks like they just had ruffsex on the pitcher's mound.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3pH8F1XaEYc/SsLhxPb8szI/AAAAAAAAHaA/cpMVc6sGb1A/s400/gentry+(4).JPG
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (8 months ago) Permalink
oh well, there it is
43.
― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:46 (6 months ago) Permalink
42.
Fuck.
― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:48 (6 months ago) Permalink
^is that a corpse?
― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:49 (6 months ago) Permalink
41.
Yes, that's a corpse, and before you ask, no, I absolutely would not have sex with this gentleman in his corpsey state. GOL.
― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:54 (6 months ago) Permalink
Barbara Steele (Black Sunday, Castle of Blood, An Angel for Satan, oh and 8 ½)
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Monday, 5 November 2012 03:00 (6 months ago) Permalink
after watching 8 ½ i decided to add her to the vintage ws thread, finding a photo where she wasn't screaming or deformed was pretty difficult.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:27 (6 months ago) Permalink
national book award winner louise erdrich
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:01 (6 months ago) Permalink
anais nin, obv
― messiahwannabe, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:48 (6 months ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
Goldie Hawn, "Laugh-In"/Cactus Flower/Shampoo-era.
― 50 Shades of Greil (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 November 2012 19:49 (6 months ago) Permalink
otfm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:09 (6 months ago) Permalink
Joni Mitchell 1969-1971Emmylou Harris 1975-1978
― banjoboy, Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:44 (6 months ago) Permalink
I'm not sure I need to go that far back
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:03 (6 months ago) Permalink
― j., Sunday, 25 November 2012 03:21 (5 months ago) Permalink
Definitely not Joni Mitchell
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Sunday, 25 November 2012 05:07 (5 months ago) Permalink
look i'm not saying the whole time or anything
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2012 01:03 (5 months ago) Permalink
YouTube has a bunch of short home movies shot by Roddy McDowall at swinging Malibu pool parties in 1965. Dennis Hopper was super-good-looking in those days, as were Lee Remick, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo, and others.
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Monday, 7 January 2013 22:01 (4 months ago) Permalink
Uploaded on Aug 31, 2011
Jane Fonda and Julie Andrews on Malibu Beach 1965. Silent home movies given to me personally by Roddy McDowall. ATTENTION! Watch out for a Hungarian with the YouTube ID sengak- he has been pirating this clip, and depite numerous reports to eBay, will not stop reuploading it. Boycott him. I think that he may be a psychotic.
― goole, Monday, 7 January 2013 22:08 (4 months ago) Permalink
Hungarian and possibly psychotic? oh sengakpaws.
But young Dennis Hopper. KAPOW.
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:52 (4 months ago) Permalink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:29 (2 months ago) Permalink