there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

it's delicious. i particularly like it with coconut on top. also w/ cheese + spinach.

― Mordy, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:34 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

please don't jagger the naan mordy

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:35 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will you assholes shut the fuck up about the bread

― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 5:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This one is a "wait for it" kinda deal.

again, I am against 'the free market' sending people millions of tons of trash too, and I believe we can find ways to fight this

― iatee, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what if it were really expensive to send people trash and also sending shit far away was even more expensive

― iatee, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:12 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you propose, a bulk mail tax?

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also known as the BMT

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:17 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well you don't even need a 'bulk mail tax', just get rid of bulk mail pricing to begin w/

― iatee, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean assuming it's in the hands of the private sector. You can't just make the private sector "get rid of" a pricing scheme

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes he can, he lives in an urban apartment

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How to kiss in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn’t like to happen next

this is some next-level shit where you kiss me like you want to repair the water damage in your living room or maybe play skee ball and then walk around the lake checking out mansions

― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For some reason I thought I had already posted about how at CTY one summer I learned Big Empty off (The Crow) OST and played/sang it acoustic at the talent show. Later that day the girl I had a crush on came over to me and said "all the girls on my floor think you have a sexy voice," -- to which the only response I could muster was a squeaky "cool!" She made a grossed-out face and walked away.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 12:23 PM (15 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:40 (Yesterday) Permalink

Occurs to me now that I was prefiguring this:

•Lady watching Barney's film: He has the soul of a poet!
•Barney: You're very kind.
•Lady: *glares* Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
•Barney: It didn't die!

I always felt like "Cumbersome" was written sometime between the point when Seven Mary Three discovered the word 'cumbersome' and the point when they fully grasped its meaning.

― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, May 4, 2012 11:41 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

loool

i like how the thread title implies a naivety to posting the most racist things we can find - is this... racist? *hold up klan hood*

― lag∞n, Friday, May 4, 2012 1:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

btw did anyone ever find the old 30 Rock thread?

― raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, May 4, 2012 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

30 Rock

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, May 4, 2012 7:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sad. thought it would be called "Tina Fey's no Sorkin: the Thirty Rock Thread"

― President Keyes, Friday, May 4, 2012 7:21 PM (Yesterday)

like, what do you do when you have a really TIGHT HOLE? i mean, sometimes that hole is SO TIGHT it feels like it's about to STRANGLE MY SPINDLE! CHOKE IT OFF. so how do deal with it? gently ROCK that shit BACK AND FORTH til you feel some give? PULL AND PRAY? give it a little SHAVE? cut loose and DRILL THAT SHIT?!

― andrew m., Friday, May 4, 2012 9:46 PM

Tear ANOTHER ONE.

― Chewshabadoo, Friday, May 4, 2012 10:06 PM

shave works for me, but I only do it under extreme circumstances. a small knife blade will work.

― sleeve, Friday, May 4, 2012 11:51 PM

classique

context?

lol

context?

Records?

i looooove vinyl

http://i.imgur.com/PCCH5.jpg
what a wonderful sport running and shooting the ball like that. just fantastic. congratulations.

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 6, 2012 9:10 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

If writing about music is like “dancing about architecture,” as the now-hackneyed phrase would have it, music blogging is like walking through buildings with an architectural expert.

― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, May 8, 2012 3:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in other words, a total drag

― tylerw, Tuesday, May 8, 2012 3:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

matt fluxblog is down repeat fluxblog is down

― tylerw, Monday, May 7, 2012 5:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rip blogs

― markers, Monday, May 7, 2012 5:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

head asploded xp

lolllll @ the cumbersome post

ur gonna need to be more specific

oh i see what you did there

also from Fluxblog revive:

Our indifference to Animal Collective was akin to a bunch of reactionary stooges in '88 panning Daydream Nation, remember?

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:50 (Yesterday) Permalink

Takes a Williamsburg riot to put me back to sleep right now

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:52 (Yesterday)

you will see perpetua change

― buzza, Monday, May 7, 2012 3:22 PM (Yesterday)

i think "you'll" would have been better, but still

Like there is a Sgt. Pepper of advertising or something.

It's the Purina Chuck Wagon tv commercial. The idea of the dog following the miniature covered wagon through the kitchen had its roots in Stockhausen's "Gesang der Jünglinge."

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 7:33 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the interior life of louis saha
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Let Them Eat Prawn Sandwiches: My Time At Manchester United
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Injury Time - The Saha Saga
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

knowing me, knowing you - saha

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:21 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

come now

severe faux pas tracer, that's a footcelsior. they think we're spoiling their thread, and we regard it as a 'pearls at swine' kinda wastefulness tbh.

I was gonna say that but I'm glad one of footie's own came out and said it instead

darraghmac is hereby appointed canceller of the excelsior

canceller of the excelsior

*impressed*

oh that's nice, yes

dayo i'm glad we agree and all, but you must surely understand that the 'pearls at swine' angle is imo the best reason to withhold ilf wit from others

hahaha can you believe they call soccer FOOTBALL over there lololol *farts*

otm

smells like gollum's cave in here, thx dayo. wait, is there a thread for fart jokes? besides 'every thread'

that is a solid lol regardless of who saha is imo.

As a hoy hoy points out, the joke only as to do w/football because of Saha's name. It's eligible for footcelsior but just as valid here unless you're some kind of easily butthurt Abba fan.

Upper Thames Valley Autotype Division 2, how many fans can they have?

http://www.webteams.co.uk/Home.aspx?team=abba

oh wait none :(

ABBA Athletic sunday team are sad to announce that we have taken the descision to fold. Unfortunatly due to a lack of interest in sunday morning football in the Bicester area we have just been unable to raise a consistent eleven.

It snowed here yesterday.

SOME WINTER SPARROWS

I hear you already, a choir of small wheels,
Through frayed trees I see your
Shaken flight like a shiver
Of thin light on a river.
...

More snow: under a green fir-bush bowed low
With flakes broad as cats' paws
You hunch, puffed: if you do not
Move maybe it will go away.
...
Whether the gray cat is at the corner,
The hawk hunting over
The graves, or the light too late
To trust, you will not come down.

--W.S. Merwin

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Thursday, October 6, 2005 4:56 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cozen, who says poetry is not language, distilled? That small poem would have been a whole chapter in a book!

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Friday, October 7, 2005 10:06 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't quite parse that, sorry

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, October 7, 2005 11:18 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

inordinately funny somehow

wrinlepaws
modest mickey
steve goldberg
lord custos
becky lucas
doom patrol
smash
the woman who would even pleasure bushwick

where have they gone, these beautiful heroes of our youth?

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, May 8, 2012 7:15 PM (Yesterday)

ou sont les negs d'autrefois?

Why don't AnCo and BB do a collab album? It will break the indiesphere.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 3:02 PM (36 minutes ago)

Brian couldn't even handle the High Llamas, you think he could handle a bunch of weirdos in animal masks?

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 3:12 PM (25 minutes ago)

Just tell him he's reshooting the cover of Pet Sounds.

― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 3:35 PM (2 minutes ago)

Discussing Eric's role as the horror movie poll-runner:

LOL, oh man, I should roll each and every result out in the style of an EC host. That could get tiresome after the first seven or eight.

"Welcome back, my little BORES and GHOULS. I see you've come LURCHING back for another DRIPPY DOSE of TOOTHSOME TERROR. If BLOOD is what you crave, then SHARPEN up your FANGS for this CUTTING ENTRY in our countdown ... or should I say, COUNT-DRACULA-DOWN?"

―jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.),Thursday, May 10, 2012 8:45 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"COUNT-DRACULA-DOWN" is all-time.

hah

or, ah ah ah ah ahhhhhh...