Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Crikey @ Cissé's goal earlier

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Tiote looks badly hurt. Commentator's calling Mikel on it for once.

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

toon easy reo coker from a throw in

― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Very nasty airborne leading elbow from Mikel in revenge for an over-the-ball a few minutes earlier. Tiote out cold by the looks, fell heavily on his tailbone.

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

pdc = tbm

― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

david wheater looks like an illustration of an angry moon from a book of scary children's stories

― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

FUCKS SAKE SPURS

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

beautiful!

― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

3-1!!

― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

3-1 Spurs - VDV then Adebayor

totally inaccurate story of the second half ftr

― listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

sigh

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

phew

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

4-1, Ade again

― listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

not sure why I've reverted to explaining ppl's cryptic microposts btw

― listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

smash em lads, it's all about that lovely goal difference

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

today is all about phils brown and nult duetting coquettishly on the bbc liveblog

― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

seriously good counterattacking tbf

newcastle?

― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

10 mins' stoppage time at Stamford Bridge. Newcastle just headed one off the line.

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Still 0-1 btw. Bad news for City, goodish for Tottenham?

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Looking all Chelsea, unfortunately. Might be a long 10 for Newcastle.

― CraigG, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Cisse! 2-0. What a strike...

― CraigG, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

My god, the goal Cisse's just scored

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

holy shit! cisse!

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

i've....never seen anything like that

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Good to see the Spurs players react so well after their successful campaign to play Harry out of the England job.

― Official 10 Millionth Poster (onimo), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

staggering strike

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Makes the first look shit, and it was brilliant

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

trivela from cissé too

― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

perfect results, i'm not worried about newcastle tbh

― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

newcastle will be tired by the weekend tho

anyone who thinks kraatxis goal is nearly as good as that is a worthless mouthbreathing cunt

― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

― zappi, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

otm

― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

sweet baby jesus

I mean it's not even like he's spotted the keeper badly positioned

― listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

reminds me of Ronaldinho's - obviously a fluke

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

there's been a few decent strikes this season

― Number None, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

what a rubbish description by the Guardian

This is getting ridiculous! Cissé has just struck his 13th goal in 12 games for Newcastle and it's yet another beauty! He received the ball 25 yards out after a rare Newcastle break and curled a sumptuous shot into the top corner!

― Number None, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Cisse's goal doesn't even make sense. Amazing.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.3news.co.nz/VIDEO-HIGHLIGHTS-Chelsea-Vs-Newcastle-in-English-Premier-League-2012/tabid/317/articleID/252772/Default.aspx

― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok congrats cisse you have officially been promoted to animal

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

this dude is cool, imo

― mizzell, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bananashot from Cisse, genius

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

eh what makes that so much better than crouch's tbh

― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Celebration-pictures-with-goalie-picking-ball-out-of-net-in-background are ace, we should do a picture thread.

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

peter crouch is currently sitting with his head in hands - wondering at what could've been.

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Cisse, man.

― pandemic, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

I preferred Cisse's first - beautiful technique. Second is a mad spectacular swinger and has much more of an element of fortune.

― Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's my take on it onimo- modric's goal had more technique imo

― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

Have I said how much I love Spurs?

― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

we're yr 6 pointers this month

― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

jesus, you lot will challops about anything won't you?

― Number None, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink