Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

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Tomato paste in those squeezy roll-uppy tubes is the best. Lasts forever

kinder, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, I switched to tomato paste in tubes a couple of years ago, but I still get IA when I see cans of it in stores.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Cream cheese in foil otm

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

i can never find the tomato paste tubes at the stores near me, so i have to go the ice cube tray route. i stopped believing that they exist, but i guess they do!

rayuela, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

I get the practicality of it, but imagining an ice cube tray full of tomato paste makes me want to fucking puke.

pplains, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Drop tomato paste ice cubes into a glass of vodka for a quick and easy Bloody Mary! /SandraLee

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

I freeze fresh herbs in an ice cube tray.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Might try it with tom paste next time though I generally get the tubes too.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

There's nowhere around here to get tomato paste in tubes, so I finally started mail-ordering mine, tyvm Amazon Prime.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Mail order tomato paste. What an age of wonders!

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

it sounds like someone is clipping their nails at their desk

it's driving me CRAZY
I don't want to investigate bcz I don't want to see someone clipping their nails at their desk

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 11:24 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i cut my nails doing 80 on the interstate yesterday. is that okay? noone can hear it

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

The thing is the cans are like 49c and the tubes are like $6 iirc :(

Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Veg, do you have Pumpkin soup available where you are (Cali, right?).
Pumpkin soup does not exist in Arkansas and you know sometimes i really really REALLY need pumpkin soup

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

Why didn't I think of freezing tomato paste?? I freeze everything else.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

I cook rice and freeze it. I also freeze cooked pasta. Best time savers I've ever done.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's the thing. say you use a third to half a can of tomato paste. you've got 50 or 60 cents worth of leftover tomato paste to deal with. if that investment is important to you, then freeze it, or come up with some other tomato-paste-requiring thing to make in the next couple days. if not, then just accept that it's gonna go to waste, like the rest of that bunch of cilantro you bought for making salsa.

think the 6oz can of tomato paste thing stems from a time when most americans used tomato paste only to thicken tomato sauce. couple cans of sauce and/or tomatoes, one little can of paste, a pound of hamburger, some garlic onions & herbs = family spaghetti night.

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

my "thing" in ref to stevie d's:

The thing is the cans are like 49c and the tubes are like $6 iirc :(

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Figure I've thrown away at least $20 in furry tomato paste over the years, so it's a wash, roughly, except for destroying the planet with my big ol' carbon footprint.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

I got over the aversion to wasting money and food w/r/t tomato paste, but I want to save the leftovers for convenience's sake.

think the 6oz can of tomato paste thing stems from a time when most americans used tomato paste only to thicken tomato sauce.

What else do people use tomato paste for?

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

I use it in place of tomato sauce for things like meatloaf or pizza because I find regular sauce too watery. I just throw spices into the paste, stir and use.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

What else do people use tomato paste for?

cook your onions, celery, carrot base with tomato paste and put it in stews and soups

biggie smallclothes (brownie), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Unrelated to tomato paste (I buy the tube).

It makes me IA when a business won't return my call/email when I am trying to arrange to give them my money in exchange for their goods or services, and it makes me double IA when the business is located in the south or somewhere rural and I start to feel like maybe I'm just being one of them Type A City Folk who talk too fast and want everything yesterday and that my expectations are unreasonable.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

cook your onions, celery, carrot base with tomato paste and put it in stews and soups

yeah, slightly caramelized tomato paste is a great thickening/flavoring agent for all kinds of stuff

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Tomato paste in those squeezy roll-uppy tubes is the best. Lasts forever

sadly that's not what the packaging says (tho if I should just ignore the packaging and keep using the tube please let me know), the tubes I get say "use within 2 months of opening" and even then I only make it about a quarter of the way through

(this was true even before I started living with someone who doesn't like tomatoey sauces - tbh now it's more like a small thumb-shaped dent in the tube in two months)

instant coffee happening between us (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think you can ignore the packaging. I've had a tube that lasted 4 months and one that lasted 6 months, no apparent problem either time.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

personally I use it until it actually shows signs of perishing

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

the flu/cold that's going around. & had me not wanting to move yesterday. didn't leave the flat.

A hard drive on my computer starting to beep when i got up this morning. Which presumably means that its the 3rd one that gave up the ghost over the last few months and I don't know what's on it, just that it's not backed up.
thought it was the most recent one so started redownloading a few live sets and have now found out it's not. So, well I guess I do have some stuff in a couple of places now.

getting uptight about not being able to read smallish print spending minutes to see if something read 5 or 6 in the supermarket. Well i did manage to get the discount offer that should have expired yesterday. but fuck, worried about fuzziness of my eyesight.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

I start to feel like maybe I'm just being one of them Type A City Folk who talk too fast and want everything yesterday and that my expectations are unreasonable.

I sometimes think about if I seem like City Folk when I have to call courts or govt. agencies in rural Illinois or Iowa. The court clerks are usually much friendlier and accommodating than the ones in Chicago, so I feel like a jerk if I don't engage in a slightly longer "how are you" type exchange. Or I wonder if they assume I'm going to have a Busy and Important Chicago Law Firm ,LLP snotty attitude or that I'm going to think they're bumpkins. I usually don't say I'm calling from Chicago.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

re tubes, tbh I used to just keep it in the fridge until the tube was actively cracked or grease-faded, which I guess was 6 months at least? and never noticed any ill effects

but now I am afraid the tomato-phobic mr spacecadet will find the tube in the fridge and read the instructions and become further convinced that I am just storing up poison in tomato-tube form

instant coffee happening between us (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

As long as air can't get into the tube, that stuff'll have the shelf life of a Twinkie.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

You actually want a little air, that way anaerobic bacteria can't grow!

mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Being in a public place and listening to anyone talking on a phone. I know the world has adapted to this abomination but I will forever be knocking cellphones out of hands and yelling "Shame, you noise polluter!"

President Keyes, Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ppl who don't pause/hangup when ordering/paying for coffee or going through a checkout. Takes these idiots twice as long to do EVERYTHING ragh I hate them so much

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

I sat next to a woman on the train this morning who was doing her makeup, which annoys me but I can cope, except that I swear it took her ten minutes to put on foundation. She just kept getting a teeny little bit out of the tube, and then rubbing it on her face, getting a teeny bit more, and rubbing it on her face, then a teeny bit more, and rubbing it on her face, and then a teeny bit more, and rubbing it on her face. I think it was more the repetitive nature of the motions than the actual make-upping that was making me batty but phew, I was on edge until she switched to eyeliner.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

a dumb, obvious observation i'm sure, but i'm sometimes struck (or freshly re-struck) by the deeply sad weirdness of the fact that so many women basically can't face the world without first applying a colorful goo-based mask.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

We don't really need your pity, just fyi.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

my only lament is that makeup isn't more creative. i'd love a lot people a lot more if they wore tiger stripes or tartan swatches across the bridge of their stupid noses

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's less about not being able to face the world, and more about being pressured from birth to be a very specific, ever more narrowly defined kind of lovely, achievable only through makeup.

Lots of people are very creative with makeup (maybe not stripes on their noses) but they do some really cool stuff - http://eyegraffiti.blogspot.com/.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

^ i have rarely/never seen makeup that interesting in person, except in magazines. I guess it could be kind of a cool hobby? I still wish special effects were A Thing, like people walking around with cat ears and bolts on the neck.

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

hello I am a man and I do not feel qualified to say anything about makeup

mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp You should go to more goth clubs! Or fandom conventions. I'm not even kidding. My post-Hunger Games commentary mostly revolved around how I wished people really did dress/groom themselves like the people in the Capitol.

Also, crazy nail polish is really becoming popular (one of my favorite examples, probably unsurprisingly - http://copythatcopycat.blogspot.com/2011/11/31-day-nail-challenge-day-17-galaxy.html) so maybe it's a trend towards everybody looking like a Star Trek alien (I am pro this).

Probably though in a year people will decide that elaborate makeup/nail painting is really trashy and it will be all about clear mascara and OPI Matte Nail Envy.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

But seriously, I am a total dolt with painting my nails, so I'm going to miss the fancy nails bandwagon (also maybe not conducive with my age and profession, alas) but I would really like to have galaxy nails for a week.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

those nails are amazing, i'd rock them if i could. i used to paint the middle fingers on both of my hands with mirror-reflective paint, because it seemed cool and 'alt.' It wasn't, though.

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's less about not being able to face the world, and more about being pressured from birth to be a very specific, ever more narrowly defined kind of lovely, achievable only through makeup.

^ oh yeah, i know. the sad is a product of both the diastrophic pressure and the response to it. and my response is similar to the dorky, stonar-like "wow sprawl", "wow cars", and "wow clothes" flashes i occasionally get when, for whatever reason, i really look at and think about ostensibly "normal" things i ordinarily take for granted. sort of knew from beginning that this wasn't a subject i needed to shoot my mouth off about though...

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

shut your mouth you loud animals! being in another officedown the hall means I should not have to hear you all day

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've seen a lot of fancy nails that I think 'that's nice... as a picture on the internet, not on my nails' but those galaxy ones are 1000000 kinds of awesome and I want them!

kinder, Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

oooh, I love those galaxy nails too. I wish I was talented; I can barely paint my nails. I glop it all on and then let washing my hands repeatedly wear away the polish on my skin :P When I was in high school I used to have the patience and would paint designs with toothpicks, like Union Jacks and stripes.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 3 May 2012 15:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

and I love makeup because it's fun. I don't feel any pressure to look any certain way, except the way I want to look because I like the look! In the last year I've given up on staying inside if I have a bare face, let the world know: I HAVE BLONDE EYELASHES. That's okay.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 3 May 2012 15:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

I wear makeup less often - my eyes are too puffy in the morning for me to really want to do anything about makeup for at least an hour or two after I get up. But my face is very pink/flushed all the time, I actually prefer how I look in makeup; I just wish I could be arsed to care that anyone else has to look at me without it haha

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 May 2012 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is not the right thread, but since we're talking about it, how do folks get their eyeliner to not smudge? without fail, every day, some smudging! i look at the cool stuff on the eyegraffiti page but then my very next thought is, if i wore that it would all be smudged to pieces...

rayuela, Thursday, 3 May 2012 15:52 (1 year ago) Permalink


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