batman gets broken back, wayne corps develops groundbreaking medical appliances, gotham's economy is revived by the growth of its biotech & manufacturing sectors, crime goes down. a rising dark knight raises all boats.
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
How do you rise with a broken back?
― caro's johnson (Eazy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
Is that one of those "How can you hug your kids with nuclear arms?" deals?
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
well if it's broken above s2 u should be cool
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
― omar little, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
wait no I got that backwards
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 11:38 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this sounds great
― max, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
Can't forgive the missed opportunity of "a rising dark knight raises all bats." Cancelling my subscription.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
Batman Shrugged
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
I totally don't have a problem with this. I do have a problem with telling the same origin story over and over.
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 10:25 AM
^^^ THIS THIS THIS
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
Batman drops his "no guns" stance, shoots Bane in head with bazooka.
scene.
― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
for ex. Singer's "Superman" reboot was totally stupid but at least it wasn't a retread of material
xp
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
batman abandons gotham to crime, galt-style, to prove the virtue & necessity of selfishness & vigilantism
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
any bets on whether Liam Neeson shows up in this in flashbacks or if he's actually in some part?
― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
I honestly didn't mind it. I thought Kevin Spacey was the wrong pick for Lex Luthor.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
the baby thing + jesus parallels sorta made me want to stab
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
Superman is JEWISH for fuck's sake
My bet on Neeson is flashback.
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
Unless Nolan goes balls-out and actually brings in the Lazarus Pit to re-introduce Neeson/heal Bruce Wayne after Bane fucks him up.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
Nolan won't bring in anything explicitly magical/unrealistic
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's actually not a bad idea to let Nolan get real dark before a reboot, considering audiences wound up giving more money to Batman Forever than Batman Returns. Though it depends how dark is dark and how much the next movie is really a "reboot".
― da croupier, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
Flying Batmobile?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
He's always grounded that stuff as cutting-edge Wayne Industries/military R&D stuff, though.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
stuff
grounded the batman movies
― fka snush (remy bean), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
Batman: Grounded
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
^^new espresso brand
― caro's johnson (Eazy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
guys what if Bane's mask gives him SUPER DRUG ENERGY and it's a SUPER DRUG that can bring someone back from near-death if you're directly exposed to it. like getting thrown in a pit of it can do that, but constant low-level exposure would make you super strong and give you great regenerative powers
this is definitely not what the plot will do, but hey, whatever
― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
just watched batman begins again... hard to sympathise with the little kid in danger now i know he grows up to be king joffrey
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
"In order to beat his enemy, Batman must BECOME his enemy" (inhales Bane mask)
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
I wouldn't write off the Lazarus Pit as they did some shooting in India and the Chand Baori step well is pretty what what I think one of those would look like.
― Popture, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
bruce discovered the batcave when he fell into a well, iirc...?
― phantompenguin, Thursday, 3 May 2012 04:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
sometimes a well is just a well
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 3 May 2012 04:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
― StanM, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
Needs more teal!
― Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
isnt that just the The Dark Knight poster with more explosions
― Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
more like the dark nought rises
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 05:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
Still stoked, but yeah, it's one of the earlier posters with added fire and dude.
― StanM, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 05:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
Am I the only one who sees Batman looking at his crotch, waiting for his "Dark Knight" to rise?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 07:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
Also, why use such a bland and generic font for the title? It's a Batman movie!
theyve been using that typeface since batman begins, its brand continuity
― Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 08:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
― of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 08:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
At one point in the 3rd trailer I thought Batman looked slighter than usual, i.e. JGL rather than CB...?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 10:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
What point exactly?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 10:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
About 1:28 and 1:34 in.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 11:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
1:44 too; I know Bane is BIG, but Bale as Batman was beefed in the first film, and he looks diddy there.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 11:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
looks the same as always to me
― Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 11:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
i see a third batman at 1.52, his upper lip is darker
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 11:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
can anyone confirm a fourth batman at 1.57, black guy
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 11:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
Think I saw him but I was pretty distracted counting the basketball passes.
― the fey monster (ledge), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 11:42 (1 year ago) Permalink