51. General strike, unless of course you're an armchair activist aka an ILXor
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
52. Method acting preparation for lead role in am-dram production of Metamorphosis.
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
54. Woodchipper mishap
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
55. Virtual digital payment just doesn't create the same incentive as cold hard cash.
― challoped potatoes (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
good one tbh
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
56. no clothes
― Crackle Box, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
57. Too ashamed to face non-armchair activists
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
58. All those IEDs on the route to work
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
57. proving point about stupid annoying co-workers inability to do their job
― Crackle Box, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
58. Went to sleep in homemade teleporter, woke up with head of fly.
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
59. I've been feeling kindof, I dunno, maybe it's allergies or something...?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
60. you expect me to leave the house with all these Misfits episodes to watch?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
61. have decided to take TOIL for every second that work has entered your mind outside of office hours.
― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
62. driving with the sun in my eyes can fuck right off
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
63. I'm going to telecommute. ie surf the internet while not being at work.
61. have decided to take TOIL for every second that work has entered your mind outside of office hours.― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:34 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:34 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Best so far.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
TOIL = Time off in lieu?
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, it's a flexitime system so you accrue time off if you do overtime.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link