101 reasons to call in sick...

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48. I've lost the want of the smell of a pound

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

49. still stuck at the queue at the latest popup street food stand from last night

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

50. Been asked to be last minute replacement for Englebert Humperdinck at this year's Eurovision.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

51. General strike, unless of course you're an armchair activist aka an ILXor

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

52. Method acting preparation for lead role in am-dram production of Metamorphosis.

Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

54. Woodchipper mishap

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

55. Virtual digital payment just doesn't create the same incentive as cold hard cash.

challoped potatoes (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

good one tbh

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

56. no clothes

Crackle Box, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

57. Too ashamed to face non-armchair activists

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

58. All those IEDs on the route to work

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

57. proving point about stupid annoying co-workers inability to do their job

Crackle Box, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

58. Went to sleep in homemade teleporter, woke up with head of fly.

Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

59. I've been feeling kindof, I dunno, maybe it's allergies or something...?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

60. you expect me to leave the house with all these Misfits episodes to watch?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

61. have decided to take TOIL for every second that work has entered your mind outside of office hours.

danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

62. driving with the sun in my eyes can fuck right off

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

63. I'm going to telecommute. ie surf the internet while not being at work.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

61. have decided to take TOIL for every second that work has entered your mind outside of office hours.

― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:34 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Best so far.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

TOIL = Time off in lieu?

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah, it's a flexitime system so you accrue time off if you do overtime.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:52 (2 years ago) Permalink


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