25. Everyone else has already called in sick today and you'll be damned if you're going in.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
26. You're having a fart attack.
― how's life, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
27. In bed with a hot chick
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
28. Spunked your bus fare on magic beans
29. Helping that bloke from Art Attack move a long cardboard tube.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
30. Tore a whole in your last good pair of work trousers.
31. Fundamentally a bad person
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
31. Where you are now has a PS3, where they want you to go doesn't
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
32. Spunked magic beans on your bus fare.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
33. You work for Sony and you realise that you can count playing games on your PS3 as 'working from home'.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
34. You are the Queen
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
35. You are a fat cat director who can do things like calling in 'sick' when your 'illness' is gout caused by being a cigar smoking brandy drinking non-exercising fat waste of space.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
36. Every cunt is a dub
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
hmmm suspect that one is from real life
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
37. Been selected to manage England.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
38. Are England manager
39. Dog has absconded with contents of Swiss bank account
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
40. Trying to come up with funny things to post to the '101 reasons to call in sick...' thread.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
41. Invisible rabbit suggests you hang out and get drunk instead.
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
42. got so wasted night before
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
43. it's been at least a few weeks since you last called in sick
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
44. you're sad because this wasn't the job you wanted when you were 7
41 should be giant invisible rabbit of course.
45. Sudden chronic fear of world beyond duvet.
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
46. locked myself inside a North Face bag
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
47. Chelsea won the Champion's League
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
48. I've lost the want of the smell of a pound
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
49. still stuck at the queue at the latest popup street food stand from last night
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
50. Been asked to be last minute replacement for Englebert Humperdinck at this year's Eurovision.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
51. General strike, unless of course you're an armchair activist aka an ILXor
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
52. Method acting preparation for lead role in am-dram production of Metamorphosis.
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
54. Woodchipper mishap
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
55. Virtual digital payment just doesn't create the same incentive as cold hard cash.
― challoped potatoes (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
good one tbh
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
56. no clothes
― Crackle Box, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
57. Too ashamed to face non-armchair activists
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
58. All those IEDs on the route to work
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
57. proving point about stupid annoying co-workers inability to do their job
― Crackle Box, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
58. Went to sleep in homemade teleporter, woke up with head of fly.
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
59. I've been feeling kindof, I dunno, maybe it's allergies or something...?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
60. you expect me to leave the house with all these Misfits episodes to watch?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
61. have decided to take TOIL for every second that work has entered your mind outside of office hours.
― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
62. driving with the sun in my eyes can fuck right off
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
63. I'm going to telecommute. ie surf the internet while not being at work.
61. have decided to take TOIL for every second that work has entered your mind outside of office hours.― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:34 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:34 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Best so far.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
TOIL = Time off in lieu?
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah, it's a flexitime system so you accrue time off if you do overtime.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:52 (1 year ago) Permalink