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― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
I thought Whiney was just interested in the nets cuz they're jay-z's team
― dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
i'm actually thinking about becoming a basketball fan to root for the Nets
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I have trouble believing that Whiney could name one current white basketball player
― That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it. (frogbs), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 4:51 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I def cannot. I know the big guy with the shaggy hair from all the gifs
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 4:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wait i don't even know who this is
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
i'm actually thinking about becoming a hip-hop fan to listen to jay-z!
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
like when the brooklyn nets win, it's a 1/3 victory for hip-hop
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
also a 2/3 victory for russia
― dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
a total victory for russian hip-hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WB2ayaX_BU&feature=related
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.scripophily.com/webcart/vigs/nationalbiscuitvig1.jpgotm
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIf7_ZDGSHQ
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
yee, come on, that's right, check
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
when did fig newtons stop being so chesty?
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
that's right, come on, yee
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
chest newtons losing market share to a competitor's fig-based newton product forced a shift in the national biscuit company's game plan
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
^ business
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
the best is i'll be talking about being persian and my friends will be like "oh come on, you're white". and i'm like, WTF man, i'm not white. look at me! and then they're like, no, you're white, you're from the wealthy coastal suburbs and you wear j crew and you have no accent. you're white!
so white people get to decide when i'm white, ie when it suits them for me to be white.
― the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
To be fair, if your really Persian (and not one of the ethnic minorities of Iran, then you're definitely Aryan. The Shah was always fond of pointing that out.
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
you're
rap songs with white people singing
ha, never really thought about it, but this is another great example of the marginalization of R&B. Scabs like Skylar Grey and Matthew Santos are stealing all the prime guest spots
― Evan R, Monday, April 30, 2012 8:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
can we count bruno mars as white for this exercise?
― frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 30, 2012 8:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
this is a much better, more persuasive and more succinct argument for ending "white" as an insult
http://agrammar.tumblr.com/post/207970845/white
― max, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 4:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
this guy makes a convincing argument but i dunno, i've been told not to trust them there "trumblr whites"
― Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
in all seriousness, though, as much as nabs covers the main thing that's odious about that stuff, one of the other things that i find obnoxious about white people using "white" as an insult is the otherizing of your own race, like 'oh i'm white but it's okay i listen to rap and watch chappelle's show, that guy is WHITE white' which is just like a more passive way of pulling some 'black on the inside' bullshit.
― Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
plus it's just fucking stupid
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
nitsuh is not white
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
― the late great, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 6:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this one of the perks of being white and an important tool in maintaining our majority power, heads up latinos many of you're gonna be inducted into the club soon!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
newsflash latinos
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
memo to non black latinos: great news!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link
as a black latino on the inside I find your post latino
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 8:38 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark
hoos is mexican, dude
― Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
hoos is twin spirited
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
to be fair, if you're really persian then you're probably hot
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
― the late great, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 6:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes. my new thing is just to shout YOU'RE LYING when white people tell me they think of me as white.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
for better or worse, i think of you as buffalonian
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
I met a girl last week who, after I told her my name, said "that is so spiritual"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
haaaa
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
p sure that's racist
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
oh well
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
horseshoe does anyone ever call you "nebula"
― omar little, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
'the horse's hoe nebula'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
I believe in spiritual last names
― crüt, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link
wait, thinking of me as buffalonian is not racist, to clarify, that is just true. telling an indian dude his name is "spiritual" is smurfy as hell and also a little racist.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
dang I want a spiritual last name, feel so wite rite now
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
indians hunted buffalo, but not those kind of indians and not that kind of buffalo. so i think it is racist.
― Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
or i'm racist, i dunno.
no one has ever called me nebula to my recollection. recently a student told me i look like velma from scooby doo, which is too true for contradiction. also not racist.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
has anyone ever complimented you on your mastery of english?
(i was present when this happened to my friend pratik)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
that one has happened a number of times, and one time it was in the middle of the strangest-attempt-to-racially-place me encounter of my life. when i finally told this crazy and rude lady my parents were indian she said, "wow, you speak really well English."
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
I get asked where I am from about ever two to three days
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
"wow, you speak really well English."
dying
― crüt, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
and you said 'from a fantasy'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
I guess that's grammatically not incorrect, but who the hell puts the words in that order? xpost
― crüt, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link