I saved part of a donut from yesterday for a treat for myself today and when I turned my back, the dog licked it. I heard her lick it. But I can't be mad at her b/c she looked so contrite and pitiful.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
Did you eat it anyway?
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
Jesse's soul donutDo not lick
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
HA! I got that.
― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
"Don't pick at it!"
"But I'm so sweet and tasty!"
― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
i like twitter because i keep it separate from everything else and don't have my real name/info attached in any way and i just use it to act the fool. i follow friends but my favorite tweets come from comedians or just randos who happen to be funny. it's like getting a bunch of one-liners all day long.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
I like following Twitter, but I don't feel like I can jump in as a contributor.
I gave the dog the bit that she licked and ate the rest b/c it was a peanut butter and jelly donut and as such, it was very important.
IDG the soul donut joke.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
So they are doing foundation work or something at the site next door and we're back to having our entire building vibrating from 7:00 until 5:30. And not just minor, hardly noticable vibrating, like spilling water out of cups and moving things across the desks, jarring vibrating. Starting to get quite annoying.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
let's try to keep this thread at the top of SNA
with vibrant, intelligent conversation
befitting of our world class city
this chicago that i love so
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
Okay.
I had Taco Bell for lunch and those Dorito shell tacos really stink up the place. Think about that. A smell funky enough to outfunk the regular small of Taco Bell.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
Yo REALLY REALLY quiero some Taco Bell!!!
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
cute #ochi pic http://lockerz.com/s/205658903
― Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
they had a reception in the library last night and they served stinky cheese and when i came in this morning the whole library smelled like stinky cheese. but then there was leftover stinky cheese for me to eat so i was cool with it.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
a guy named Pita Malört is bring up the tone of chicago!!!
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
jvc that vibrating building thing is kind of nauseating! But so is a library that smells like stinky cheese.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
My office vibrated on and off about 4-6 months while gas mains were being replaced. It didn't so much annoy me as unsettle my basic survival instincts. Also I would embarrass myself by getting startled and shouting DAMMIT! Almost every day.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
mh when you come to Chicago we're going to serve you shots of Malort in a pita.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
I don't even know what that means. I'm just saying things now.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
I think it was a sexual come-on
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
my office vibrates every time a freight train goes by, kind of feels like what I imagine a mild earthquake is like
― Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
mistakes were made.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
shots of Malort in a pita.
aka "there's a rocket in my pocket"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
is jaymc still in NY? he's been MIA
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
jaymc is in nyc recording with mia?
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
more like arm-wrestling
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
I was at the big Binny's on Sunday looking for a particular brand of aquavit and loled when I saw Malort on the bottom shelf of an entire row of "Imported Cordials".
― Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
Yo, I got back yesterday. I was going to post here but felt burdened to recap my trip, so I said fuck it. But I had a good trip! Maybe I will tell you about it sometime.
― sockless in moccasins (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
hey y'all.
i'm going to see tortoise tomorrow, finally. i've missed them at least 5 times since i've been living in madison. maybe i'll get hernd0n to give me a tattoo after the show.
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
i was going to do a late call for potential pub quizzery
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
I may even try malort while in town
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
I am sorry I didn't get the chance to meet more of you. Next time one of which there will be because holy cow did I like your city. Jenny we went to the zoo and then tried to eat on the boat but it was closed for the season. It looked like it would be a lot of fun tho and it was cool to walk along the lake.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
The highlight of his trip was me.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry we missed you E.
mh when are you going to be here?
WB jaymc
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
I'm envious that you guys fapped in the big "apple" (new York)
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
the big fapple
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
beginning of next month, I will give details as it approaches
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
I even wore a tie to our fap.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry we missed you E. mh when are you going to be here? WB jaymc
OTM.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sorry we didn't have at least a cup of coffee or something! I thought you were busy with parents, so I was waiting for you to contact me :(
mh if you are around the corner from me and fail to contact me for hanging out, you can expect my wrath to rain down without mercy.
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think I will be as close as around the corner, likely downtownish, but I have an entire day scheduled for Chicago iirc! It will be a Tuesday, though.
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
I could be wrong, and there's no way to find out, but iirc mh said he had previously stayed near you at the hotel in RP, and not that he is staying there on this visit.
xp
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, I understand that misunderstanding! Yes, sadly my friends moved from there long ago, but on the bright side, I will probably crash in a different hotel.
That is, unless I pull that trick where you just take your suitcase to the bar on Monday night and try to talk my way on to someone's couch / into someone's bed
;)
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
ohsincerely disappointed!
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
Kenan's probably game. xp
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
noooooo
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
There are plenty of places to sleep on lower Wacker.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
Jeff was the only ILXor I managed to hook up with in NYC. Max and I coquettishly traded texts, but nothing came of it.
― sockless in moccasins (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not going to drink with any of you again unless it is in NYC.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
Omg lol CA. LL, we were busy w parents the whole time except late sat night when I updated here last min. I am so sorry. Like I said tho we will be back without question.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
That's what I figured -- no prob!
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link