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I'm wearing a red shirt! And working!

Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

i read that as "red silky shirt" and was like hmmmmm and you think you know a person...

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

in case anyone needs to hear robert wyatt singing a brazilian bossa nova standard (insensatez)

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

caro's johnson (Eazy), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol "brown"

Jesse Chicago is OK. How did you find that site, EZ?

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

We've been watching Star Trek: TOS* and I think I'm subconsciously dressing like Star Trek space babes as a result (today - long blue striped dress, electric blue eye makeup, slight bump-it-esque elevation to my hair).

*This show is so fucking sexist it is almost no fun to watch. I keep hoping it gets a little less awful, and then Kirk will fight with a clone of himself (this happens like every third episode), and that is always hilarious and I think, "Okay, I can keep watching this." Then the next episode involves yet another plot about a woman who appears beautiful but is actually OLD and UGLY (read: they omit the eye make up, pop a plain wig on her, and make her look roughly my age), and is FOOLING men into popping BONERS for her which is a CRIME in SPACE FUTURE. Ma'am you are charged with four counts of CAUSING BONERS UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. We sentence you to looking 40 years old.

In summary: Star Trek: TOS: mad sexist, but space babes are mad stylish.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

J: I saw a full-page ad when reading CS Interiors on a bus-ride home at midnight last night, and it made me laugh and envy you for having your own logo.

caro's johnson (Eazy), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ma'am you are charged with four counts of CAUSING BONERS UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. We sentence you to looking 40 years old.
Four! Wow.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Four. Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Red Shirt (as a half-Vulcan (hahahaha typed "Vulvan") Spock can control his boners).

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

on may day even star trek red shirts get to live

Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

vulcans totally can't control their boners tho, as shown in TOS episode "amok time": "Seemingly embarrassed, Spock informs Kirk that his condition is called Pon farr, a syndrome that all Vulcan males painfully endure periodically throughout their adult life.[note 1] During this time, they must mate or die."

1staethyr, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, but Pon farr is cyclical. In every day life, they can control their boners. In "Mudd's Women" one of, um, Mudd's women tries to rub up on Spock and he's just like :| and she comments on his self-control.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

Meanwhile Bones is all

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

so that's why they call him bones

Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

workers, boners, star trek, i <3 u chicago thread

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey this is a reminder about saturday -- if you are not on facebook please contact me for deets

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

I saved part of a donut from yesterday for a treat for myself today and when I turned my back, the dog licked it. I heard her lick it. But I can't be mad at her b/c she looked so contrite and pitiful.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 16:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Did you eat it anyway?

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 16:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

Jesse's soul donut
Do not lick

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

HA! I got that.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Don't pick at it!"

"But I'm so sweet and tasty!"

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

i like twitter because i keep it separate from everything else and don't have my real name/info attached in any way and i just use it to act the fool. i follow friends but my favorite tweets come from comedians or just randos who happen to be funny. it's like getting a bunch of one-liners all day long.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like following Twitter, but I don't feel like I can jump in as a contributor.

I gave the dog the bit that she licked and ate the rest b/c it was a peanut butter and jelly donut and as such, it was very important.

IDG the soul donut joke.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

So they are doing foundation work or something at the site next door and we're back to having our entire building vibrating from 7:00 until 5:30. And not just minor, hardly noticable vibrating, like spilling water out of cups and moving things across the desks, jarring vibrating. Starting to get quite annoying.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

let's try to keep this thread at the top of SNA

with vibrant, intelligent conversation

befitting of our world class city

this chicago that i love so

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Okay.

I had Taco Bell for lunch and those Dorito shell tacos really stink up the place. Think about that. A smell funky enough to outfunk the regular small of Taco Bell.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yo REALLY REALLY quiero some Taco Bell!!!

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

cute #ochi pic http://lockerz.com/s/205658903

Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

they had a reception in the library last night and they served stinky cheese and when i came in this morning the whole library smelled like stinky cheese. but then there was leftover stinky cheese for me to eat so i was cool with it.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

a guy named Pita Malört is bring up the tone of chicago!!!

mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

jvc that vibrating building thing is kind of nauseating! But so is a library that smells like stinky cheese.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

My office vibrated on and off about 4-6 months while gas mains were being replaced. It didn't so much annoy me as unsettle my basic survival instincts. Also I would embarrass myself by getting startled and shouting DAMMIT! Almost every day.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

mh when you come to Chicago we're going to serve you shots of Malort in a pita.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't even know what that means. I'm just saying things now.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think it was a sexual come-on

mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

my office vibrates every time a freight train goes by, kind of feels like what I imagine a mild earthquake is like

Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think it was a sexual come-on

mistakes were made.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

shots of Malort in a pita.

aka "there's a rocket in my pocket"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

is jaymc still in NY? he's been MIA

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

jaymc is in nyc recording with mia?

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

more like arm-wrestling

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

I was at the big Binny's on Sunday looking for a particular brand of aquavit and loled when I saw Malort on the bottom shelf of an entire row of "Imported Cordials".

Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yo, I got back yesterday. I was going to post here but felt burdened to recap my trip, so I said fuck it. But I had a good trip! Maybe I will tell you about it sometime.

sockless in moccasins (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey y'all.

i'm going to see tortoise tomorrow, finally. i've missed them at least 5 times since i've been living in madison. maybe i'll get hernd0n to give me a tattoo after the show.

40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was going to do a late call for potential pub quizzery

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

I may even try malort while in town

mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am sorry I didn't get the chance to meet more of you. Next time one of which there will be because holy cow did I like your city. Jenny we went to the zoo and then tried to eat on the boat but it was closed for the season. It looked like it would be a lot of fun tho and it was cool to walk along the lake.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yo, I got back yesterday. I was going to post here but felt burdened to recap my trip, so I said fuck it. But I had a good trip! Maybe I will tell you about it sometime.

The highlight of his trip was me.

Jeff, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Sorry we missed you E.

mh when are you going to be here?

WB jaymc

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm envious that you guys fapped in the big "apple" (new York)

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:42 (1 year ago) Permalink


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