If he pulled them up any higher, he'd have to cut armholes in the sides.
― btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
Just remove the lining from the pockets and put his arms through the holes.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yeah, that would also have the secondary benefit of stopping his car keys from chaffing his nipples.
― btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
surprised to find out that the same Patrick Moore who had his own reactionary nutjob political party in the 1970s is still a bit of a reactionary nutjob. good to see the Mail keeping on top of things.
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
Vanessa Hudgens keeps cool at the gym with a gaping vest which exposes her bra
By Aislin Taylor
PUBLISHED: 23:47, 3 May 2012 | UPDATED: 00:12, 4 May 2012
― nakhchivan, Friday, 4 May 2012 00:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
the daily mail are obviously going for the blithely literal prose style of
Soft-Looking Monkey With Big Eyes, Small Hands
― nakhchivan, Friday, 4 May 2012 00:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
the writing is so so bad at the daily mail. like, it shouldn't have to be that bad, that inept, that clumsy.
― Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Friday, 4 May 2012 07:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://journalisted.com/aislin-taylor?allarticles=yes
Definitely a theme emerging.
The writing isn't great at the Mail but it's pretty clear that the journalists are being told to throw things together in ten minutes.
The only good thing you can say about the paper is that it does give a start to a lot of young, inexperienced trainee writers who might struggle to get a foot in the door anywhere else. There's going to be a lack of professionalism.
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Friday, 4 May 2012 07:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
the copy for the sleb articles is just whatever stuff you can type in as little time as possible to fit the spaces between photos
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Friday, 4 May 2012 09:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's basically vice magazine now and has been for a while
― r|t|c, Friday, 4 May 2012 11:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
There's always going to be people who haven't seen something, so twenty year old pictures are News: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2139914/A-rare-insight-Kowloon-Walled-City.html
The Mail isn't alone in this though: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pencil-vs-camera-incredible-images-814135 - these are six years old, if not older. (http://www.benheine.com/projects.php?dossier=72157623723956821 )
― StanM, Sunday, 6 May 2012 07:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
(ok ok, that Mirror one is because he's having an exhibition in London, but still)
― StanM, Sunday, 6 May 2012 07:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yeah how is Kowloon walled city news now?
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Sunday, 6 May 2012 07:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
That said some of the night photos I hadn't seen before
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Sunday, 6 May 2012 07:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
ctrl-f "shows off" on the home page
Girls on tour: Danielle Lloyd confidently shows off her AA cup cleavage as she enjoys the last few days of her hen partyFinally found a plan that works! TOWIE's Cara Kilbey shows off her bikini body in Marbs after kicking her yo-yo dieting habitLooking goodNo-one's looking at your hair! Kim Kardashian tries out a short wig as she shows off her curves in corseted dress for new shootMaking the girls green with envy! Denise Van Outen shows off her beach body in Dubai You don't need to stand out even more! Ricky Whittle shows off his toned torso in a pair of neon pink board shortsHolly Willoughby shows off her award winning cleavage in a revealing dress on The VoiceYou're missing a medallion! Simon Cowell shows off his hairy chest on BGT finalThrough the diet! Chaka Khan shows off her new waistline as she sheds 60 poundsAngling for a new job? Aliona Vilani looks like a Baywatch star as she shows off her best beach posesWhat were you inking? Teenager proudly shows off tattoo of London mayor Boris Johnson... and it cost £180
― Djibril Citté (onimo), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
amazing.
What were you inking? Teenager proudly shows off tattoo of London mayor Boris Johnson... and it cost £180
kinda wanna read this one though.
― It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/media/2012/06/how-i-sued-daily-mail-and-won
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:06 (10 months ago) Permalink
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/staggers/2012/06/mail-online-illustrates-eiffel-tower-suicide-story-video-0
― Jesu swept (ledge), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:05 (10 months ago) Permalink
"The Eiffel Tower. Photo: Getty Images"
― caek, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:45 (10 months ago) Permalink
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 09:18 (10 months ago) Permalink
The Daily Mail has described her as "Mr Hague's formidable £70,000-a-year special adviser and long-standing chief of staff", and as "Hague's 'blue-eyed Bosnian Muslim émigré'".[2]
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 July 2012 11:21 (10 months ago) Permalink
I think we can be sure however that you will never find him sharing a hotel bed with her
― SomeTwat from Tring (Tom D.), Saturday, 7 July 2012 11:27 (10 months ago) Permalink
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/media/2012/08/mail-online-unemployed-graduates-arbeit-macht-frei
"The German slogan “Arbeit Macht Frei” is somewhat tainted by its connection with Nazi concentration camps, but its essential message, “work sets you free” still has something serious to commend it."
yes just SOMEWHAT tainted :o
― lex pretend, Monday, 13 August 2012 11:00 (9 months ago) Permalink
jaw dropping
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:03 (9 months ago) Permalink
There is dignity to be gained from any job, no matter how menial, and for young people at the start of their careers, there are valuable lessons to be learned from any form of employment, whether that is on the factory floor, on a supermarket till or in the contemporary hard labour camp of a merchant bank or law office.
So much to unpack in this sentence too
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:04 (9 months ago) Permalink
this is just a blackhole of godwin's law trolling, right?
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:45 (9 months ago) Permalink
Paul Ryan's black ex-girlfriend Deneeta Pope 'spent five months in prison for $77000 fraud'
― Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:34 (8 months ago) Permalink
Revealed: Paul Ryan's black ex-girlfriend who opened his eyes to racism 'spent five months in prison for $77000 fraud'
― Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:50 (8 months ago) Permalink
stay classy
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 03:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203009/Guatemalan-child-killer-burnt-death-schools-patio-mob-rule-begans-Tactic.html
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 14 September 2012 16:36 (8 months ago) Permalink
In the old days, actresses had enough class to not allow themselves to be photographed while pregnant.
- PP, l.a., United States, 18/9/2012 1:47
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:27 (8 months ago) Permalink
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:19 (7 months ago) Permalink
lol at the last para:
the usual suspects will howl racism, but i would draw your attention to the fact that all the people i am impugning in this photo are not white
― caek, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:25 (7 months ago) Permalink
Racism! Racism! Someone hear my howl!
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:28 (7 months ago) Permalink
does "Sangatte" even mean anything to anybody except a select cadre of hardcore racists in 2012?
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:30 (7 months ago) Permalink
'select cadre of hardcore racists' = daily mail readers, shurely?
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:32 (7 months ago) Permalink
well yes there's a considerable overlap
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:33 (7 months ago) Permalink
agincourt, calais, dunkirk, sangatte, storied names for any proud englishman
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:38 (7 months ago) Permalink
Apple - Storeistan | en iyiyi en ucuza getiren adresstoreistan.com/index.php?route=product/...id... - Translate this pageBiz Kimiz ? small logo. Storeistan 2012 yılında faaliyete giren bir sitedir.Müşterilerimizin istekleri dorultusunda en iyi teknolojik ürünleri en ucuz fiyatlarla sizlere ...
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:58 (7 months ago) Permalink
otm
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:00 (7 months ago) Permalink
surprised that in 2012 the mail still has the power to stun me with its unalloyed racism
― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 20:22 (7 months ago) Permalink
wasn't littlejohn using word like poofs until well into the last decade?
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 20:25 (7 months ago) Permalink
On Saturday, the Guardian published an article on creepshots - photographing women without their knowledge (often 'upskirt' photos) - and revenge porn. Early in Kira Cochrane's article, she wrote: 'Erin Gloria Ryan, a writer for popular women's website Jezebel.com, was alerted to the creepshots forum by concerned Reddit users who are trying to get it closed, partly because some of the pictures appear to have been taken in schools.' A day later, MailOnline's Michael Zennie wrote an article about Reddit and creepshots. Someone at MailOnline then decided to illustrate the article with FOUR of the creepshot photos the article is complaining about.
― kinder, Friday, 28 September 2012 15:40 (7 months ago) Permalink
can't believe the mail would publish photos without their subjects' consent
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:47 (7 months ago) Permalink
tho yes......that is awesomely prurient, even from the doyen of hypocritical prurience
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:48 (7 months ago) Permalink
This is pretty bad even for the Mail, no? "Disgusting website publishes upskirt photos of underage girls and HERE THEY ARE!"
― kinder, Friday, 28 September 2012 15:51 (7 months ago) Permalink
WARNING: Graphic Content. Shocking 'necklace' lynchings in Africa
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:43 (5 months ago) Permalink
Drug users could escape ANY criminal penalties: MPs consider legalising heroine and crack as they plan Portugal visit to see soft-touch regime in action
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 10 December 2012 13:45 (5 months ago) Permalink
Keith Vaz, well known loonie leftie
― Neil S, Monday, 10 December 2012 13:49 (5 months ago) Permalink
heroine
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 10 December 2012 13:50 (5 months ago) Permalink