I reckon the locker room is just about the only place you should feel free to let your weird swollen old balls hang free while you shoot the shit about NASDAQ
― badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
This lady is telling y'all that the undies dont really matter - but for the love of god make sure theyre new, clean and dont have skidmarks.
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 12:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
^^ reason why white undies are horrible, no stain camoflage
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0neh3kAas1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
uhhhhh
ew no, ew
― raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
haaa
― horseshoe, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
big nope to that
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
clumsy virgin kisses, forever
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
a clumsy virgin kissing a human face, forever
― dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
cut her lip on your braces
eternally
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
with lots of jabby tongue movements and while chewing bubblicious?
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
Get your entire face swallowed, every time
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
A real man doesn't "feel a girl up." He puts his arm on her shoulders and goes for the stealthy boob reacharound.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
):
― raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
o_0
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
wtf
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
"rules"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
strive constantly to be better than her at everything xp
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok holy shit that one
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
wow if you read those two together
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
society and its puny "laws" can't stop me.
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
"laws" are not "rules"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
Make the first move. If she runs, make it a race. Chasing her is more important than any "rules" etc.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Take every restraining order as a personal challenge to get closer to her."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
"But officer, I was there to see about a girl"
can someone make one of these that says "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"
― goole, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Dating is a safari, be Teddy Roosevelt"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
The #666 Rule of a Gentleman
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
Make the first move, power-boost at the start of every race in Mario Kart, pwn her so hard
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
itt lovelorn tweens teach u how to live
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
shit i mean "tumblr whites" is that what we call them now
"Lock and load, rack em and stack em."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
i haven't run across thread fodder much lately mostly because i simply haven't been on tumblr?
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is all horrible advice
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
that last one needs a michael myers photo beneath it
― bnw, Monday, 14 May 2012 19:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
i just made the dumb mistake of visiting the men's rights reddit page and now i want to pluck my eyes out with a crochet hook
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
now I'm gonna have to do the same
― dayo, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
...
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
dammit
hey guys try this milk I think it tastes bad
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
i never understood the irresistible appeal of mark ruffalo ... until that gif
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah, i'm now a believer
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
itt mark ruffalo teaches you how to be a man.gif
― mh, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23ManRules
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
KATE BUSH FEELINGS @wutheringhugs
I can't believe most males don't follow these two simple #ManRules -- Wow!! --> http://i.imgur.com/cnGBM.jpg <-- RT if you agree!!!!
― goole, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
<3
Found via the horrible Men's Health mag tweets:https://twitter.com/#!/MHGirlNextDoor
apparently I need to see who's living next door, and then possibly move
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink