TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MICHAEL BAY REBOOT (2014)

I would love to see some Hollywood mavericks go all-analogue with the effects now and then. I miss that shit.

otm.

Teenage Mutant Dogme 95 Turtles

Can't wait for this grounded film about ninja turtles.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:07 (24 minutes ago) Permalink

Irony free over here.

Didn't know about the aliens and dropping of Teenage from the story and title. Feel like it's too late for me to get angry. Still ordering pizza tonite

i hope they get into their EMOTIONS

Teenage Mutant Emo Turtles

Hoping 1/3 of the film will be them training with new ninja master on a mountain top in Japan.

under a waterfall, with voiceover of koans

"does the shell protect you.... or do you.... protect... the shellllllllllllllll"

Definitely some helicopter flyovers.

Maybe they train on an aircraft carrier at sunset.

pizzas.

Yeah, pizzas are too cheesy. They're going to be eating something more grounded.

falafel?

Raw milk

http://i.imgur.com/CR7i7.jpg

twitter campaign to get donald glover cast as donatello

http://perezhilton.com/2012-05-02-donald-glover-for-donatello#.T6GbmlIrqSo

xpost to is this racist

looooool

You had a cameo in the second Ninja Turtles film in the '90s. Would you consider appearing on the soundtrack for Michael Bay's Turtles reboot?

I hope so. I don't have anything in writing, but you never know (lifts his pant leg to reveal a Ninja Turtles tattoo). I'm a Turtle fan.

http://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=3561812

Vanilla Ice offers no cold judgements

just testing this font

damn

Lol

The Hollywood Reporter has broken word that the upcoming, live action, big screen reboot of the popular characters has been shut down, with Paramount pulling the plug and laying off the Vancouver based staff who had already been hard at work on pre-production. At issue, apparently, is a script that the studio had no confidence in.

re: that Vanilla Ice cameo in that second movie

In middle school, some sort of schoolyard fight broke (though I don't recall it getting too violent -- may have just been an intense showdown) and I led a chant of "Go Ninja, go Ninja, Go!" that caught on with the group that was circled around watching the fight.

r.i.p. alien turtles

they should have wes anderson do a reboot faithful to the comic book's origin story

anderson is holding out for directing a "Peanuts" movie but first he's gotta prove he has the chops to direct comic books movies.

http://i45.tinypic.com/w1toh2.jpg

The more worrying thing is the idea that for all other Michael Bay films, there was a script that the studio did have confidence in....

that thought did cross my mind

My guess is there just weren't as many marketing tie-ins available for the premise

Bay prob didn't articulate that you can tell the turtles apart by which color headbands its wearing, thus children will, indeed, need to buy four different turtle toys at every opportunity

ha... well, I mean in comparison to say, the car stuff in Transformers or Bad Boys, much better sponsorships than Hasbro

True, although the piazza sponsorship deal could be huge. Ive dedicated my diet to pizza probably because of the turtles.

Piazza sponsorship to say nothing of the piazza deal.

Mike Piazza IS Casey Jones

Sam Rockwell (born November 5, 1968) is an American actor probably best known for his role as "Head Thug" in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the motion picture (1990)

Lol Wikipedia

bless them

http://www.omega-level.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Sam-Rockwell-TMNT.jpg

http://www.slashfilm.com/krang-bebop-rocksteady-featured-ninja-turtles/

Latino Review’s El Mayimbe got his hands on the script by Kevin Eastman and Andre Nemec

Reading a script called THE BLUE DOOR by Nemec & Applebaum.

http://www.themarysue.com/ninja-turtles-cast/

Shiamania is truly over

http://natmonitor.com/2013/04/03/will-arnett-megan-fox-join-cast-of-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/

p lol after the megan fox/michael bay kerfuffle on transformers

she tepidly apologized iirc which, lol

sorry, transformers 4 has been cast already... but are you familiar with april o'neil?

'i don't do that kind of movie, michael'

whoopi is in this

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/nailbiter111/news/?a=80563