I can't do boxers or free balling. Feels weird to not have support, though I'm not worried about damage.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
i too have been in locker rooms and not everybody should be flapping their dong around, keep it under wraps if you have a weird penis thx
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
i once saw flabby guy who was likely in his 60s in a gym locker room wearing nothing but some of those fun sexy colorful briefs they make for teen twinks, it was the saddest thing
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'd guess that everyone in that locker room who saw that probably left feeling a little sadder than that dude
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
maybe that is his secret power.
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
like, everyone around me is a little bit defeated & now I dominate
underwear domination
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
by appearances his superpower was to look like he was melting
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
I wear those twink ones iirc, ack
Um, was joking about support undergarments but I appreciate the concern
― mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
anyway the sexiest underwear for a straight guy can be found via the international male catalog, why not
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm thinking of getting into the ridic clothing opinion business if its this easy...
"Underwear?! UGH! If you have to wear such things, go with silk and get them fitted!"
― I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
real men don't have groins to cover with fabric. real men store their genitalia behind the third flap on their retractable proboscis
― Mordy, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol I was trying to make an international male joke a while ago and it looks like they got bought by some other company!
oh god, this generally clueless dude who is my friend's brother used to say if he was rich or something he'd dress like a badass in international male stuff. completely clueless to any gay connotation or um, sense.
― mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
I reckon the locker room is just about the only place you should feel free to let your weird swollen old balls hang free while you shoot the shit about NASDAQ
― badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
This lady is telling y'all that the undies dont really matter - but for the love of god make sure theyre new, clean and dont have skidmarks.
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 12:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
^^ reason why white undies are horrible, no stain camoflage
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0neh3kAas1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
uhhhhh
ew no, ew
― raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
haaa
― horseshoe, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
big nope to that
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
clumsy virgin kisses, forever
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
a clumsy virgin kissing a human face, forever
― dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
cut her lip on your braces
eternally
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
with lots of jabby tongue movements and while chewing bubblicious?
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
Get your entire face swallowed, every time
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
A real man doesn't "feel a girl up." He puts his arm on her shoulders and goes for the stealthy boob reacharound.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
):
― raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
o_0
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
wtf
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
"rules"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
strive constantly to be better than her at everything xp
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok holy shit that one
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
wow if you read those two together
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
society and its puny "laws" can't stop me.
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
"laws" are not "rules"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
Make the first move. If she runs, make it a race. Chasing her is more important than any "rules" etc.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Take every restraining order as a personal challenge to get closer to her."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
"But officer, I was there to see about a girl"
can someone make one of these that says "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"
― goole, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Dating is a safari, be Teddy Roosevelt"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
The #666 Rule of a Gentleman
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
Make the first move, power-boost at the start of every race in Mario Kart, pwn her so hard
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
itt lovelorn tweens teach u how to live
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
shit i mean "tumblr whites" is that what we call them now
"Lock and load, rack em and stack em."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
i haven't run across thread fodder much lately mostly because i simply haven't been on tumblr?
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is all horrible advice
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
that last one needs a michael myers photo beneath it
― bnw, Monday, 14 May 2012 19:30 (1 year ago) Permalink