lol
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
i got a bunch of random follows this week, someone tweaked a logarithm somewhere
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 April 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
Liking @textinstagram a lot lately
― Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 30 April 2012 20:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ken Jennings' Twitter is surprisingly hilarious, he holds his own with the FYAD guys
― That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it. (frogbs), Monday, 30 April 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
So what's your favorite log-in screen?
A. Megalopolis Rooftop PartyB. Bad Picture of Bad BandC. Cricket at Dusk
― andrew m., Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
tao lin @tao_lini will follow my 60,000th follower irl for 30hrs nonstop & tweet about them once every 5min & publish it as an ebook & give them 30%/profitsExpand Reply Retweet Favorite1h tao lin @tao_lini will perform oral sex on my 750,000th follower (any gender) for 15min nonstop after they shower w/ soap & buy them 5 of the newest iphone
― johnny crunch, Friday, 4 May 2012 23:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
twitter sure is over capacity a lot these days
― JacobSanders, Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
It keeps asking me if I want to follow the Dalai Lama.
I think not, because I'd only tweet "Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama, Lama Lama, Dalai Dalai"
..and I would probably end up getting blocked.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
Max why are you tweeting every stupid tumblr reply? My whole page is you now! *stabs you*
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
55,000 twitter passwords leaked http://www.airdemon.net/hacker107.html
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
gah.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
Shit like this is why I dont use Twitter. I added one guy who fancies himself as a bit of a social meedja guru (blech) and he fuckin tweets like 15 times a day or more. Between that and people RTing shit everywhere (TMBG are terrible for it, Flansburg RTs more than he posts!), I got so confused ovcr what I was reading I just gave up.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
Follow better people.
But don't unfollow max, he is the best.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
Following better people is one thing, unfollowing should be done regularly.
― all things must pass (shaane), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Also use an app where you can mute hastags or tweets from certain clients, eg 4sq, spotify, etc.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yeah tbf the most ive ever done is read it via the website, it just doesnt interest me enough really. Not into soundbite blogging.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
Also handy is to block retweets by certain ppl. So you can see their regular tweets, but none of their retweets.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
if someone who i don't follow has replied to me, why doesn't it show me their tweet in my original tweets conversation?
― PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 17 May 2012 09:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
ie the only way i know they replied was because it forwarded to my phone text service.
thank god erica let me know someone was saying nasty rumors abt me
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 May 2012 22:57 (11 months ago) Permalink
― blossom smulch (schlump), Saturday, 26 May 2012 09:55 (11 months ago) Permalink
OK so I changed my password and I still think my account is sending spam out to people. I don't know what to do!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 27 May 2012 09:38 (11 months ago) Permalink
you need to revoke your managed applications. Go into your settings, then choose "Apps" on the left hand side, then revoke everything. You'll need to reactivate the ones you actually want later.
(Changing your password doesn't stop authenticated apps from working, and the spammers will have authenticated a client app to do their thing)
― stet, Sunday, 27 May 2012 12:28 (11 months ago) Permalink
but how will i know if someone is saying nasty rumors abt me
― lag∞n, Sunday, 27 May 2012 13:16 (11 months ago) Permalink
heh
Dr. Jerry Beans @dogbonerall my people that have mild depression or severe dont worry because theres someone that loves u and hes a rotating doghouse with gold teeth
― tpp, Monday, 28 May 2012 20:04 (11 months ago) Permalink
Ste, I'm guessing they deleted the tweet?
― The Reverend, Monday, 28 May 2012 20:46 (11 months ago) Permalink
new twitter is a completely over engineered mess
They're rebuilding it to take all that shit out now.
'bout time http://engineering.twitter.com/2012/05/improving-performance-on-twittercom.html
― diamonddave85, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:11 (11 months ago) Permalink
hey thanks stet! I'll try that today.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 11:49 (11 months ago) Permalink
Roffle
http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/model-live-tweets-married-actor-trying-to-hook-up
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:21 (11 months ago) Permalink
The first thing that you might notice is that permalink URLs are now simpler: they no longer use the hashbang (#!).
#!#!#!
― blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:34 (11 months ago) Permalink
rip hashbang
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:29 (11 months ago) Permalink
fuck give it back!
― markers, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:30 (11 months ago) Permalink
totally not what i thought a hashbang was.
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:51 (11 months ago) Permalink
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, June 6, 2012 4:21 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
yeah this cracked me up
― shipl.de.al (some dude), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:53 (11 months ago) Permalink
I loved the phrase "divine interception", ha
― Ò (Ówen P.), Thursday, 7 June 2012 02:10 (11 months ago) Permalink
hahahaha amazing
― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Thursday, 7 June 2012 07:45 (11 months ago) Permalink
anyone looking for a reason why twitter exists
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:57 (11 months ago) Permalink
Each week, Sweden gives its official national twitter account to a different Swedish citizen... this week it is the rather entertaining Sonja... https://twitter.com/#!/sweden
― only NWOFHM! is real (krakow), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:06 (11 months ago) Permalink
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 02:25 (11 months ago) Permalink
social media
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 02:33 (11 months ago) Permalink
dying
― decrepit but free (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 02:59 (11 months ago) Permalink
alton brown is posting cute drawings to twitter: squid, lobster godzilla, barney the dinosaur on a grill, the chairman.
― thumbs.db (get bent), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 03:29 (11 months ago) Permalink
F5 F5 F5 F5
― stet, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:27 (11 months ago) Permalink
― deadcandace (diamonddave85), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:39 (11 months ago) Permalink
sucks when a celeb makes the same joke you made in a previous tweet and you look at their RTs and favs and followers vs. your RTs and favs and followers and you feel a little sad about it
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 19:59 (10 months ago) Permalink
eh if someone makes the same joke as you it's prob not a terribly original joke worth feeling any type of way about
― abandon al ships (some dude), Monday, 2 July 2012 20:00 (10 months ago) Permalink
but i made it first. so they're the ones being unoriginal.
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 20:05 (10 months ago) Permalink
starting a twitter feud is def the way to go in these situations
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:08 (10 months ago) Permalink
You gotta do the standup to get the followers.
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Monday, 2 July 2012 21:09 (10 months ago) Permalink
my little brother has been laboring on this truly amazing twitter project far too long & hard to have only 18 followers-- please follow him
https://twitter.com/#!/eatingabagel
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 2 July 2012 23:48 (10 months ago) Permalink