this really is not as rare as you think.
I guess I'm totally out of touch with this hairlessness thing because most of my dudes are p hairy, and the ones that aren't came that way. was chatting with a girlfriend (eight years my junior) though and she had recently hooked up with a guy that shaved everything everywhere and said something to her like "I like to keep completely shaved, and I'd expect the same from my partner, it's a courtesy"
this generation is doomed imo
― catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
at least I know now why they fidget all the time
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
I should probably get a haircut and eat fewer cheeseburgers before I start waxing my junk.
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
I think completely-shaved dude is an oddity holdover from last decade
― mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 15:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
I blame Marilyn Manson
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
i am just bristling at the whole concept of 'ask a gay'
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
Men who trim their pubic hair: insecure or thoughtful?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
elmo u remember this lil show called queer eye for the straight guy?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
i mean this is details magazine, which i thought had a pretty gay readership so i guess i don't understand the need for this blog column??
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
that show should have been called Obvious Eye for the Hopelessly Inept
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
the fake profundity of this shit gets to me as much as if not more than the fucked up conservatism re gender/sexuality
― max, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 4:33 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i mean the self-serious idiocy makes me want to throw these guys out the window
― max, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 4:34 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah but the sense of the guy sitting back and looking pleased with himself after each pearl of wisdomg is kinda funny
― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, January 25, 2012 4:38 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― caek, Monday, 30 April 2012 16:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
just -- among all the mainstream men's style mags i always thought details was the highest on the kinsey scale
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
itt blogs instruct you how to be a supreme sissyboy glamfaggot
― madame boo berry (donna rouge), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
ASK A GAY: WHAT'S THE BEST UNDERWEAR FOR STRAIGHT GUYS?Your straight buddies may be evolved and your girlfriend plenty chic, but even in this day and age, there are some questions that only a stylish gay man can answer.Q: What kind of underwear is the sexiest for a straight dude?A: Uh, none at all. Trust me—I've noticed in gym locker rooms (come on, everybody peeks). If you must wear an extra layer, go with Calvin Klein boxer briefs. They're flattering and classic—remember those Marky Mark ads?
Your straight buddies may be evolved and your girlfriend plenty chic, but even in this day and age, there are some questions that only a stylish gay man can answer.
Q: What kind of underwear is the sexiest for a straight dude?A: Uh, none at all. Trust me—I've noticed in gym locker rooms (come on, everybody peeks). If you must wear an extra layer, go with Calvin Klein boxer briefs. They're flattering and classic—remember those Marky Mark ads?
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
fucking hell
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
What is a good kind of underwear, elmo. I'm straight, btw.
― frogsclovetofu (beachville), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
the best underwear = the removable kind, imo
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
A seersucker loincloth is more than enough support for today's modern man.
― I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
I find that the best underwear is a marmoset
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
burlap or gtfo
― madame boo berry (donna rouge), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
a few sprigs of lavender & rosemary wrap the whole thing in muslin & tie with string a la bouquet garnis
delicious
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
lolling hardcore
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm fond of a nice cock cage myself.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm not a stylish gay guy but i would like to encourage anyone reading that column to think twice before putting any of his advice into practice. just based off the commando underwear answer
― Mordy, Monday, 30 April 2012 17:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's so sad that this cartoon gay is trapped in the 90s
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
A: There's nothing more unappealing than a forest of hair growing out of your shirt, so I would opt to leave only the top button open. If you have officially ventured into what we call Bear Territory, take a cue from us gays (well, most of us gays) and make sure you're baby-bottom smooth (by way of hot wax) before even unbuttoning that much.
I might be weird but a completely hairless chest is odd and offputting to me, like a hairless cat. I'm glad I'm not dating anymore.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
if someone tells you that you need to shave your chest, basically don't trust that person's opinions on anything
― madame boo berry (donna rouge), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
I just wear a trench coat w/dress socks & garters.
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
white boxer briefs are not flattering btw
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
unless you are mark wahlberg
It's great how "marmoset" is such a comedy word all by itself.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
I wear boxer briefs but own no white ones because ewww gross
also boxers are ok but I worry for the future of my groin without some sort of undergarment that provides some support
― mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
I don't think letting your weenie bounce around a little bit is going to give you a hernia.
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
I have a few white pairs of boxer briefs, but they were only purchased because they were the only color left in a brand whose fit I like.
― frogsclovetofu (beachville), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
haha mh, if that is on your concern list then sex must just be full on torture for you
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
I can't do boxers or free balling. Feels weird to not have support, though I'm not worried about damage.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
i too have been in locker rooms and not everybody should be flapping their dong around, keep it under wraps if you have a weird penis thx
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
i once saw flabby guy who was likely in his 60s in a gym locker room wearing nothing but some of those fun sexy colorful briefs they make for teen twinks, it was the saddest thing
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'd guess that everyone in that locker room who saw that probably left feeling a little sadder than that dude
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
maybe that is his secret power.
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
like, everyone around me is a little bit defeated & now I dominate
underwear domination
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
by appearances his superpower was to look like he was melting
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
I wear those twink ones iirc, ack
Um, was joking about support undergarments but I appreciate the concern
― mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
anyway the sexiest underwear for a straight guy can be found via the international male catalog, why not
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm thinking of getting into the ridic clothing opinion business if its this easy...
"Underwear?! UGH! If you have to wear such things, go with silk and get them fitted!"
― I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
real men don't have groins to cover with fabric. real men store their genitalia behind the third flap on their retractable proboscis
― Mordy, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol I was trying to make an international male joke a while ago and it looks like they got bought by some other company!
oh god, this generally clueless dude who is my friend's brother used to say if he was rich or something he'd dress like a badass in international male stuff. completely clueless to any gay connotation or um, sense.
― mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
I reckon the locker room is just about the only place you should feel free to let your weird swollen old balls hang free while you shoot the shit about NASDAQ
― badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
This lady is telling y'all that the undies dont really matter - but for the love of god make sure theyre new, clean and dont have skidmarks.
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 12:24 (1 year ago) Permalink