the crow ost is the worst record i have ever heard

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Do we have a 90s major label tribute album shitness thread? Needs to be one for sure.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 April 2012 14:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

Like that Encomium thing or whatever it was for Zeppelin.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 April 2012 14:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

Jesus my eyes are bleeding.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 April 2012 15:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol was just typing this out: true, but Stone Free had nowhere near the drastically askew popularity/actualy listenability ratio as the Led Zep tribute album that was popular at around the same time.

fishermen are coveted by whores & stoners (Pillbox), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

Who else thought Dancing Days actually was an STP song?

frogsclovetofu (beachville), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

jesus man i was 13 and even i didn't think that

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 15:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Going to California" (Page/Plant), by Never The Bride

If 'For Love, Not Lisa' were a question, 'Never the Bride' might be the answer.

fishermen are coveted by whores & stoners (Pillbox), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

“Here I Go Again” – Diego Boneta, Paul Giamatti, Julianne Hough, Mary J. Blige, Tom Cruise,

goole, Monday, 30 April 2012 15:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

paul giamatti is just going down the only road he's ever known, man, why would you want to stand in his way

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 15:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

Not gonna lie, I would like to hear Giamatti sing Here I Go Again. The other folks can take a hike, though.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

The track-listing for What To Expect When You’re Expecting is as follows:

Chiddy Bang: “Happening”
The Human League: “Don’t You Want Me”
Kinky: “Oye Como Va”
NiRé All Dai: “Inside Out”
Sleeper Agent: “Get It Daddy”
Black Lips: “Modern Art”
A1A: “Why Don’t We Get Drunk”
Robert Palmer: “Addicted To Love”
Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros: “Home”
Graffiti6: “Stare Into The Sun”
A Fine Frenzy: “Now Is The Start”
David Gray: “Forgetting”
Elizabeth Banks: “The Hormone Song”

maura, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

i like the Sleeper Agent song but jesus that is a bizarre soup of old and new

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

Elizabeth Banks: “The Hormone Song”

waht

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

For some reason I thought I had already posted about how at CTY one summer I learned Big Empty off the OST and played/sang it acoustic at the talent show. Later that day the girl I had a crush on came over to me and said "all the girls on my floor think you have a sexy voice," -- to which the only response I could muster was a squeaky "cool!" She made a grossed-out face and walked away.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

i will be curious to hear Kinky do oye como va

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

Maura on Twitter just now:

the rock of ages soundtrack is making me want to swear off music forever

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

Has anybody else noted that the song that Rock of Ages is named after is not in fact present on the soundtrack?

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

they tried to get Tom Cruise to say "gunter glieben glauchen globen" and he went into a fetal position having Valkyrie flashbacks

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

I have a real morbid curiosity about this soundtrack.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

that has to be what they're banking on tbh

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

had never even heard of this, but thankyoubasedsoundtrack

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

You guys remember this?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

can we pour some lye on Tom, plz

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

Seriously, I only just found out about this abomination, and I'm so angry that I want everyone involved to be buried up to the neck in sand and then covered in marmalade and ants.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

i get being dismissive or lol check out this bullshit about the Rock of Ages movie but i don't really understand actual anger, unless you're especially reverent of the stage musical, or the original '80s rock songs, or think the actors would otherwise being engaged in something more dignified. as it is, i'm like whatever guys, go ahead and make a trainwreck, it's not like you were going to make anything of substance otherwise!

some dude, Monday, 7 May 2012 18:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

i mean sure Baldwin has better things to do but it's not like he took a break from 30 Rock to make this movie or anything

some dude, Monday, 7 May 2012 18:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha i cant wait to hear this thing.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

yes

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's not like I think Brand/Cruise/Baldwin/et al could be doing something better with their time - probably anything they'd be involved in would be an undignified mess. And I don't care about the stage musical or the original 80's songs. It's just that I'm insulted that somebody thought that this would be entertainment. I literally just found out, so maybe the anger will wear off. Or maybe not, because of the trio of bellends involved.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is one of those instances when i would pay good money to have seen the pitch meeting(s) that produced this thing

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

the real problem is that we're all picturing some feel feel feel feel my heat hilarity and its gonna be ultra competent studio hacks playing karaoke grade compressed covers and a buncha ok singers protooled to acceptability.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Producer A: "Whose career is on the skids that we can get cheap?"
Producer B: "Russell Brand, Tom Cruise, and Alec Baldwin."

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

(xp)

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

probably just "Hairspray with Travolta made money, let's try the Broadway adaptation + musical nostalgia + Scientologist formula again"

some dude, Monday, 7 May 2012 18:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Mission:Impossible 4 made ~$700 million worldwide, I think Tom Cruise is doing fine.

Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Monday, 7 May 2012 21:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

was gonna say, all three of them seem to be doing just fine financially, so they didn't buy in out I desperation

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 02:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

i will be curious to hear Kinky do oye como va

― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu)

That one has been around since 2005 or so. I think it was comissioned for a soundtrack before but can't remember which one.

Moka, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 02:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ah yeah it's from the Man on Fire soundtrack.

Moka, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 02:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

thanks, playing now

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 04:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

MTV Buzz Bin Volume 2:

1. Down - 311
2. Lovefool - The Cardigans
3. Popular - Nada Surf
4. Natural One - Folk Implosion
5. Mr. Jones - Counting Crows
6. Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth - Primitive Radio Gods
7. The Distance - Cake
8. Naked - Goo Goo Dolls
9. Pain Lies On The Riverside - Live
10. She Don't Use Jelly - The Flaming Lips
11. Setting Sun (Instrumental) - The Chemical Brothers
12. Brown Sugar - D'Angelo

maura, Friday, 28 June 2013 01:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

(ignoring "Lovefool", obviously).

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, May 12, 2004 6:17 AM (9 years ago)

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 28 June 2013 01:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

I still fuck with some of the songs on that first Live album.

maura, Friday, 28 June 2013 01:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

"pain lies on the riverside" or whatever is a low key banger

some dude, Friday, 28 June 2013 01:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

10. She Don't Use Jelly - The Flaming Lips
11. Setting Sun (Instrumental) - The Chemical Brothers
12. Brown Sugar - D'Angelo

^solid

PappaWheelie on the zeitgeist (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 28 June 2013 02:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

11 kind of ideal

mookieproof, Friday, 28 June 2013 02:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

"natural one" is so so dope. the guitar hook alone is one of the best things that happened in the 90s.

brimstead, Friday, 28 June 2013 02:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

that Nada Surf song was hella gimmicky but fairly inoffensive but it reminds me of one of the worst summers of my HS life so fuck it

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 03:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

i hated 'she don't use jelly' when i was 12, thought it was stupid and unserious, but i think it's pretty great now.

marcos, Friday, 28 June 2013 13:41 (1 year ago) Permalink


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