zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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Zooey "Moondoggie" Deschanel

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

i felt kind of bad for her, really -- she didn't get to do anything but jump around, provide reaction shots, be a nag, and get spurned. that's kind of a bummer, but i'm sure she gets to have more fun and/or do more things in other parts of the show.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

the two funniest scenes this show has ever had were when she was trying out her "kinky" sex moves on Justin Long and pretty much the entire episode with their landlord

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

she tried out her kinky sex moves on her landlord AND justin long? yikes.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

justin long IS her landlord

dayo, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

honestly, the landlord episode is one of my favorite episodes of television from the past season (others include the Community Christmas episode and pretty much the entirety of Happy Endings)

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Samuel L Jackson, OTOH, has never made gazpacho in his life

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, April 30, 2012 1:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno man

― some dude, Monday, April 30, 2012 1:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thakig u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 14:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

*applauds*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

If you need your phone to tell you it is raining, you should probably be in some sort of assisted living facility.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think the whole Deschanel old timey hipster act is in part aspiring to that, young healthy women who want to act like helpless old ladies and listen to bluegrass or w/e

some dude, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

frogbs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

ahahaha

markers, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

what bothers me the most about the Sam Jackson one is the part where he says "remind me to put the gazpatcho on ice...unless you like hotspatcho" - I get that Siri is supposed to recognize conversational English, but literally telling jokes to an inanimate object is something nobody would ever do unless they were actually a lunatic

frogbs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, his kills me. And 'tell me where I can buy X for my risotto..' dude, Siri doesn't care about your risotto. She just wants to google shit for you.

I'm bitter because Canadian iPhones don't have the functionality for Siri to look up places nearby for you :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

They should make a follow-up where a jealous Siri sabotages his date

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Siri Alan.

Mark G, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

I can't find the New Girl thread with the search function? Wanted to talk about that last episode. Schmidt's and Cece's breakup was actually kind of sad.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread

(quotes in titles make things hard to search for, in my experience)

koogs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

can she seem like a girl from Butcher Holler? Sissy Spacek leaves some big shoes to fill.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/zooey-deschanel-lands-lead-role-in-broadways-coal-miners-daughter-20120511

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

She probably tweeted max to play her dad cuz of his resemblance to Levon Helm.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's gonna be like Lil Abner.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

is there a thread dedicated to New Girl? the show is CRAZY good

Ryan's taint is definitely unavoidable. (stevie), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:21 (6 months ago) Permalink

I love New Girl. Schmidt is one of the most awesome comic creations ever. I'd kind of like to see him and Barney Stinson team up.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:43 (6 months ago) Permalink

there is a thread for new girl but it doesn't look very active i guess :
Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread

Jibe, Monday, 12 November 2012 12:54 (6 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:53 (5 months ago) Permalink

woah, written by mrs. croupier!

these markers love soda (some dude), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:07 (5 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:55 (4 months ago) Permalink

looks more like karen carpenter tbh

some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:56 (4 months ago) Permalink

Rainy days and Mondays always make me drown

buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:58 (4 months ago) Permalink

Looks more like Genesis P Orridge.

earth of (snoball), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:13 (4 months ago) Permalink

^^

the late great, Monday, 31 December 2012 21:20 (4 months ago) Permalink

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:33 (4 months ago) Permalink

Plus, Amanda Barrie

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:20 (4 months ago) Permalink

Exactly who I'm afraid of meeting through OK Cupid.

Yo Leon, what's this all about? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:32 (4 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

乒乓, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn

some dude, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

<3 zooey, h8 the backlash

authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:52 (1 month ago) Permalink

she seems a little too eager to deny her involvement in that tweet, don't you think?

authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

"unrecognizable"? really?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:46 (1 week ago) Permalink

she kinda is though

Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

I didn't recognize her at all.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:49 (1 week ago) Permalink

that is so weird

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:51 (1 week ago) Permalink

I was like "no way is that Zooey Deschanel" and then I saw the close up of the purse

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:52 (1 week ago) Permalink

she looks sorta like evan rachel wood in mildred pierce
i approve +/-

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:39 (1 week ago) Permalink

she looks great! she kind of has a fivehead, who knew

goole, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:45 (1 week ago) Permalink


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