If necessary for your survival, do you think you could resort to cannibalism?

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best option would be to survive a fiery plane crash that happens to cook your fellow passengers amirite?

dayo, Monday, 30 April 2012 10:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

does soylent green count? soylent green is people btw.

fishermen are coveted by whores & stoners (Pillbox), Monday, 30 April 2012 12:10 (1 year ago) Permalink


Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 30 April 2012 14:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

ffs mods can we get that poster deleted that isn't even out over here yet

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Monday, 30 April 2012 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

not into killing other people - who determines who goes first, etc. is a fucked up process I would refuse to participate in.

― Disco Bob & MC Criminal (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 6, 2012 5:18 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ you, my friend, are going first.

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

i wrote a ten-minute play about cannibalism in lol college.

the central question that i have, as a skinny dude, is whether or not i'd be more likely to be eaten first or less likely. on one hand, i would be skinny and weak in the first place and when instincts turned primal and angry burly dudes started flashing their canines at each other, i'd probably go down quickly. on the other hand, no one would want to eat me because it would be all bony.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

if you were a brony nobody would eat you because you would be all brony

dayo, Monday, 30 April 2012 21:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

save derpy, eat a brony

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think the answer to your question, ZS, turns on whether we're eating people who die naturally (in which case you'd get et) or killing people to eat them (in which case I would).

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

my haunches look srsly delicious, i've decided.

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

rip darraghmac he was eaten for his delicious haunches

dayo, Monday, 30 April 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

fingernails and bone marrow is still vegan right?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 30 April 2012 22:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yes, without question. I might not even wait till I was hungry.

we are not bemused (onimo), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 00:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

American settlers 'turned cannibal'

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

laura ingalls wild er

j., Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:11 (11 months ago) Permalink

Crazy thing is that they prob didn't need to eat human flesh. America's coastline was a bonanza of naturally available foods: ocean and freshwater fish, shellfish, game and gamebirds, but also scavengable stuff like mushrooms, berries, kelp. The colonists were highly suspicious of such foods and shockingly ignorant of most survival skills.

Aimless, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:23 (11 months ago) Permalink


j., Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:26 (11 months ago) Permalink

yr all a bunch of savages smdh at these poll results

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:31 (11 months ago) Permalink

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