great zings throughout history

Casey Stengel had maybe the greatest accidental zing ever: "I got a kid, Greg Goosen, he's 20 years old and in ten years he's got a chance to be 30." (You'll come across a dozen slightly different versions of this.)

By calling that accidental, I'm probably buying into the caricature of Stengel as a doddering old man; he was exceptionally smart about baseball, and may have known exactly what he was saying about Goosen there.

Greatest cricket sledge zing of all time:

Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes: "How come you're so fucking fat?"
Brandes: "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit"

Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?"
Gloria Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Gloria Teasdale: I was with him til the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.

from the same scene: Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you.

i could swear i saw a clip of capote actually saying that kerouac line, but that what he actually said was "that isn't writing, that's...just...TYPEWRITING!"

this isnt handwriting, its typewriting! *gets the vapors*

Also, I've read a bit of Nabokov's literary criticism now, and for someone who can reach the heights he can (for which read: OMG Pale Fire is amazing) he's pretty buttoned up and conservative in his thinking...

i kinda think of nabokov's critical views as just an extension of his artistic character, no less than any of his novels -- most of his interviews have the exact same 'voice' as most of his fiction. it's funny that he claimed to hate 'death in venice,' since 'lolita' could be read as an answer to it (or a parody of it).

tbh i've come to feel that gore vidal's zings are probably his best and most lasting works of art. i tried picking up that huge book of his essays a while back and most of them are a slog.

Ignore the political writing and concentrate on the lit crit (the lit crit is political too): his essays on Mencken, James, Wharton -- classic explication de text. And he deserves credit for reviving interest in Dawn Powell and James Purdy, not to mention breaking Calvino on these shores.

I'll defend Burr and Lincoln as great novels too.

i have nothing against lonely guys in rooms but the desk gangster routine is just kinda tiresome

Really considering this for a display name.

a zing of beauty doesn't need all this contextual analysis, nor does it need to be an instant riposte nor a product of bile, sometimes a zing's just a zing, here's something mean about u i thought of, lol. *telegrams churchill*. Medium's not rly that important imo.

a zing of beauty is a joy forever

Drunk Jack Kerouac at poetry reading: Frank O'Hara, you're destroying American poetry!

O'Hara: That's more than you've ever done for it.

darragh OTM

Yeah IMO, that is why ILX can be funny to read, like obviously once it gets to be an intense clusterfuck thread it's not fun at all but when it's something milder and I have no personal horse in the race, watching people throw off rejoinders and ripostes, when they're good, is really entertaining. And ILX is great for this because, behind the more visible monuments of the heated vicious threads, there's a whole lot of people killing time talking about something that nobody actually takes all that seriously.

the zinger games

most of [Nabokov's] interviews have the exact same 'voice' as most of his fiction.

iirc, he'd require the interviewer's list of questions be submitted to him, with his responses entirely written rather than spontaneous.

ahead of his time with that one

then he would revise his answers!

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lot of amazing zing scholarship itt... not

― lag∞n, Sunday, April 29, 2012 11:50 AM

lock thread pls

irc, he'd require the interviewer's list of questions be submitted to him, with his responses entirely written rather than spontaneous.

Cf., Nat Hentoff's 1966 Dylan interview in Playboy, espcially Dylan's explanation of how he became a rock and roll star. From the same interview:

PLAYBOY: Did you ever have the standard boyhood dream of growing up to be President?
DYLAN: No. When I was a boy, Harry Truman was President; who'd want to be Harry Truman?

no im srs lock the thread

:-/

someone zing amon

unzingable

I will zing him

...

zinging mt. everest

It's always some zing.

hello anon

― The Startrekman, Sunday, April 29, 2012 4:19 PM (Yesterday)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRw97mX4EMg

AH SAY HEY MON

lol Startrekman

sick burn

lol that tom waits quote reminds me of casey kasem's 'these guys are from england and who gives a shit'

― balls, Sunday, 29 April 2012 04:59

p sure that was prof. wgw of this parish tho?

This thread will belong to Mitt Romney come Wednesday.

Symmetry required it: 2012 american general election thread #2

Noel Gallagher on Jack White
“He looks like Zorro on doughnuts.”

"As far as Saddam Hussein being a great military strategist, he is neither a strategist, nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general, nor is he a soldier. Other than that, he's a great military man, I want you to know that."[21]

RIP big man

was Rummy ever this zingy?

no but he was a better epistemologist

zinging saddam just seems too easy

and i had the best present i was going to send you

http://www.ebay.ie/itm/G7199-Modern-Postcard-4x6-General-Norman-Schwarzkopf-/370526552767

tbf a few other dudes with those qualifications were more successful than norm

http://i.imgur.com/ldsUHVe.png

In 1958 Winston Churchill broke his spine in a fall and was required to sleep with a bedrest, which he hated. He and nurse Roy Howells got into a heated argument in which the two swore at one another.

In making up afterward, Churchill said, “You were very rude to me, you know.”

Howells said, “Yes, but you were rude too.”

Churchill said, “Yes, but I am a great man.”

“There was no answer to that,” Howells remembered later. “He knew, as I and the rest of the world knew, that he was right.”

http://www.futilitycloset.com/2013/03/22/detente/ (!)

Those guys grew up in L.A. and they don't have cow-shit on their boots - they just got dog shit from Laurel Canyon. - Tom Waits

accidental self zing imo

XP it doesn't really work so well as a zing if the person saying it seems like a d-bag who's hard to sympathize with

yeah remember all those country rock albums tom waits made

In 2004 former Scottish Orange Order member Adam Ingram sued MP George Galloway for saying in his autobiography that Ingram had "played the flute in a sectarian, anti-Catholic, Protestant-supremacist Orange Order band".

Judge Lord Kingarth ruled that the phrase was 'fair comment' on the Orange Order