there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

It's time we faced what's inside our hearts!

you can't turn your face into your heart

<3

:D

et voila

:<3| ... <3

I had to explain who Rodney King was/where "can't we all just get along" came from/what the LA riots were to a younger coworker awhile ago. I was sad.

wait... I didn't know that was where "can't we all just get along?" came from. now I feel dumb.

ha, tbf tho he never actually said that

Not those exact words. He said "Can we all get along? Can we get along?"

yup

the other line is from mars attacks

One small step for [a] man

My thoughts are often haunted at by remembering the girl in my 12th grade history class who did a pretty good video project on famed 1920's aviator Charles Lindbergh, which was all Ken Burns-style black and white footage and sepia tone photos until the end credits where it was vintage footage of airplanes while the music was inexplicably IN SCHOOL DEY NAVER TAUGHT BOUT HAMBURGAH OR STEAK, ELIJAH MUHAMMAD OR THA WELFARE STATE, AND I KNOW BECUZZA KRS-ONE

― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, April 28, 2012 12:56 PM

hi Startrekman

― am0n, Sunday, April 29, 2012 2:14 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hello anon

― The Startrekman, Sunday, April 29, 2012 2:19 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark

Startrekman lobbying hard for top 10 alltime poster

dans le sac

Maybe 1 million ILX posts triggers the Mayan apocalypse

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 3:25 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hope we won't have meta bad end

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 3:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i trust that stet aztecan care of it

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 3:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

apochalloptic

weerazingthakul

Racecar spelled backwards is RACECAR!!

I wanted to join but didn't know how

Mad God 40/40 might be my single favorite dn ever tbh

from "your terrible ideas"

'Last Tango In Paris' - a short film following a desperate American tourist who is trying to find the last available can of fizzy orange soda in the city.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball)

Do you mean "Last Faygo in Paris"?
― how's life

That's the US title.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball)

Last Shasta iirc

For some reason I thought I had already posted about how at CTY one summer I learned Big Empty off (The Crow) OST and played/sang it acoustic at the talent show. Later that day the girl I had a crush on came over to me and said "all the girls on my floor think you have a sexy voice," -- to which the only response I could muster was a squeaky "cool!" She made a grossed-out face and walked away.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 12:23 PM (15 minutes ago)

it's delicious. i particularly like it with coconut on top. also w/ cheese + spinach.

― Mordy, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:34 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

please don't jagger the naan mordy

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:35 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will you assholes shut the fuck up about the bread

― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 5:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This one is a "wait for it" kinda deal.

again, I am against 'the free market' sending people millions of tons of trash too, and I believe we can find ways to fight this

― iatee, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what if it were really expensive to send people trash and also sending shit far away was even more expensive

― iatee, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:12 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you propose, a bulk mail tax?

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also known as the BMT

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:17 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well you don't even need a 'bulk mail tax', just get rid of bulk mail pricing to begin w/

― iatee, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean assuming it's in the hands of the private sector. You can't just make the private sector "get rid of" a pricing scheme

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes he can, he lives in an urban apartment

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How to kiss in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn’t like to happen next

this is some next-level shit where you kiss me like you want to repair the water damage in your living room or maybe play skee ball and then walk around the lake checking out mansions

― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For some reason I thought I had already posted about how at CTY one summer I learned Big Empty off (The Crow) OST and played/sang it acoustic at the talent show. Later that day the girl I had a crush on came over to me and said "all the girls on my floor think you have a sexy voice," -- to which the only response I could muster was a squeaky "cool!" She made a grossed-out face and walked away.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 12:23 PM (15 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:40 (Yesterday) Permalink

Occurs to me now that I was prefiguring this:

•Lady watching Barney's film: He has the soul of a poet!
•Barney: You're very kind.
•Lady: *glares* Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
•Barney: It didn't die!

I always felt like "Cumbersome" was written sometime between the point when Seven Mary Three discovered the word 'cumbersome' and the point when they fully grasped its meaning.

― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, May 4, 2012 11:41 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

loool

i like how the thread title implies a naivety to posting the most racist things we can find - is this... racist? *hold up klan hood*

― lag∞n, Friday, May 4, 2012 1:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

btw did anyone ever find the old 30 Rock thread?

― raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, May 4, 2012 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

30 Rock

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, May 4, 2012 7:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sad. thought it would be called "Tina Fey's no Sorkin: the Thirty Rock Thread"

― President Keyes, Friday, May 4, 2012 7:21 PM (Yesterday)

like, what do you do when you have a really TIGHT HOLE? i mean, sometimes that hole is SO TIGHT it feels like it's about to STRANGLE MY SPINDLE! CHOKE IT OFF. so how do deal with it? gently ROCK that shit BACK AND FORTH til you feel some give? PULL AND PRAY? give it a little SHAVE? cut loose and DRILL THAT SHIT?!

― andrew m., Friday, May 4, 2012 9:46 PM

Tear ANOTHER ONE.

― Chewshabadoo, Friday, May 4, 2012 10:06 PM

shave works for me, but I only do it under extreme circumstances. a small knife blade will work.

― sleeve, Friday, May 4, 2012 11:51 PM

classique

context?

lol

context?

Records?

i looooove vinyl

http://i.imgur.com/PCCH5.jpg
what a wonderful sport running and shooting the ball like that. just fantastic. congratulations.

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 6, 2012 9:10 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

If writing about music is like “dancing about architecture,” as the now-hackneyed phrase would have it, music blogging is like walking through buildings with an architectural expert.

― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, May 8, 2012 3:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in other words, a total drag

― tylerw, Tuesday, May 8, 2012 3:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

matt fluxblog is down repeat fluxblog is down

― tylerw, Monday, May 7, 2012 5:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rip blogs

― markers, Monday, May 7, 2012 5:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

head asploded xp

lolllll @ the cumbersome post

ur gonna need to be more specific

oh i see what you did there

also from Fluxblog revive:

Our indifference to Animal Collective was akin to a bunch of reactionary stooges in '88 panning Daydream Nation, remember?

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:50 (Yesterday) Permalink

Takes a Williamsburg riot to put me back to sleep right now

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:52 (Yesterday)