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er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (five years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (five years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (five years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (five years ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (five years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (five years ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (five years ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (five years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (five years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (five years ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (five years ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (five years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (five years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (five years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (five years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (five years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (five years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (five years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (five years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (five years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (five years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (five years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (five years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (five years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (five years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (five years ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (five years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (five years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (five years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (five years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (five years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (five years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (five years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (five years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (five years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (five years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (five years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (five years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (five years ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (five years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (five years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (five years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (five years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (five years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (five years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

oh hi bear

the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 21:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (five years ago) Permalink

He is like the bear Al Bundy.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (five years ago) Permalink

how does that not end with her getting eaten

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 19:51 (five months ago) Permalink

Raise bear from cub, feed bear well before playing with it. And know how to read bear's mood, when "OK, I've had enough of this" starts to present, stop playing with bear.

nickn, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 21:06 (five months ago) Permalink

gonna just go with leave bear the fuck alone

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 21:35 (five months ago) Permalink

jesus I couldn't even do half that shit to my dog w/out it nipping me

||||||||, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 22:54 (five months ago) Permalink

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 23:42 (five months ago) Permalink

Joanna Fearsom

nickn, Thursday, 1 December 2016 00:13 (five months ago) Permalink

is there a chance the bear is drugged?

niels, Thursday, 1 December 2016 11:22 (five months ago) Permalink

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 3 December 2016 22:47 (five months ago) Permalink

would bet that harp is being played by person in a bear suit (which visibly bags over the back of the chair)

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 3 December 2016 23:54 (five months ago) Permalink

is this on here? it's from 2011

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 12 December 2016 01:39 (five months ago) Permalink

I think that one opened the thread.

nickn, Monday, 12 December 2016 03:31 (five months ago) Permalink

Or not, apparently.

nickn, Monday, 12 December 2016 03:40 (five months ago) Permalink

bear say hi to me

El Tomboto, Monday, 12 December 2016 03:44 (five months ago) Permalink

nickn, Monday, 12 December 2016 06:42 (five months ago) Permalink

ok i figured, couldn't stand to scroll through. it "bears" rewatching though.

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 12 December 2016 23:50 (five months ago) Permalink

I'm wondering if that waving bear was posted on another thread and that inspired this thread? The opener here is a photo of a bear falling from a tree, which doesn't match the thread title as much as it should. Whereas the video is perfect.

nickn, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 00:11 (five months ago) Permalink

bear say hi to me

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 00:46 (five months ago) Permalink

what is this "mistakes car for a predator" nonsense? A bear does not mistake anything for a predator. A fellow predator, maybe?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 00:48 (five months ago) Permalink

I know it's in this thread, I just thought it was the first post. Maybe the falling bear looks like it's waving.

nickn, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 01:13 (five months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

goole, Monday, 27 February 2017 22:41 (three months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Spottie, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 19:24 (two weeks ago) Permalink

nice earrings

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 19:33 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Saw this on the news this morning. Someone in the house was baking. He wanted cake.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:25 (two weeks ago) Permalink

weird

in my mind bears preferred pies

i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:26 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Look how nice and cuddly he looks! It's a good thing this dude didn't show up and do this at my place because I'd probably open the door to share some cake and, well, you know how that ends.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:28 (two weeks ago) Permalink

remember grizzly man

i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink

I know, I know.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:41 (two weeks ago) Permalink

It's still so weird to me that Timothy Treadwell almost landed the part of Woody on Cheers. Forget about the tasting of the bear shit and the whole actually getting eaten by the bears stuff, the Woody fact is what made me go "NO WAY!" while watching that movie.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:43 (two weeks ago) Permalink

pplains, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:45 (two weeks ago) Permalink

nickn, Saturday, 13 May 2017 23:39 (two weeks ago) Permalink

There were some bears on a trampoline somewhere yesterday.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:48 (one week ago) Permalink

Cool story, right? ;)

The internet tells me it was in CT.

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/on-air/as-seen-on/Bears-in-Avon_Hartford-422311143.html

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:49 (one week ago) Permalink

BULLSEYE

Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:51 (one week ago) Permalink

:D

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:56 (one week ago) Permalink

cute bear

i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 25 May 2017 21:04 (four days ago) Permalink

Bear say "Get off my lawn!" to me.

nickn, Friday, 26 May 2017 03:15 (three days ago) Permalink

Bear chill with me. (Don't know if this has been posted - just popped up on my youtube reccs)

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 28 May 2017 07:13 (yesterday) Permalink

fantastic

niels, Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:28 (yesterday) Permalink

i hope never to be in a situation where a bear plops itself down next to me and i have to decide between waiting it out or making a break for it

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:35 (yesterday) Permalink

(that's a really gorgeous bear though)

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:35 (yesterday) Permalink

i hope never to be in a situation where a bear plops itself down next to me and i have to decide between waiting it out or making a break for it

― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, May 28, 2017 10:35 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agree w this tho buddy -- making a break for it is never gonna work

what's really wild is that there's a large gun ~right there~ but he can't reach for it

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:43 (yesterday) Permalink

feel like even if the gun was right in my lap i wouldn't trust either my ability to hit it or, even if I did, the chance i'd be able to kill it before it could close the distance between us

getting mauled to death by an angry wounded bear that would otherwise be a chill temporary companion would really suck

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:48 (yesterday) Permalink

oh def

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:52 (yesterday) Permalink

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 May 2017 16:22 (yesterday) Permalink

pplains, Sunday, 28 May 2017 19:21 (yesterday) Permalink

wocka wocka

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 28 May 2017 20:27 (yesterday) Permalink


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