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er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

oh hi bear

the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 21:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

He is like the bear Al Bundy.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

a little older. such a handsome bear.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:27 (3 months ago) Permalink

HE DIED?!

First Knut now Medo. :( Stop dying nice bears.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:28 (3 months ago) Permalink

Oh he was beautiful. The pic where he's chomping on the dog's ear kills me. Dog's just like wut? NBD.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:28 (3 months ago) Permalink

medo say hi to tree

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:36 (3 months ago) Permalink

This guy might just have been the cutest bear every I mean LOOK AT THAT.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 12:33 (3 months ago) Permalink

Eeeep!!!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 12:50 (3 months ago) Permalink

look how teeny tiny!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 13:03 (3 months ago) Permalink

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 5 July 2014 07:20 (3 months ago) Permalink

Diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean.

nickn, Saturday, 5 July 2014 07:26 (3 months ago) Permalink

guys

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:00 (3 months ago) Permalink

He is having the best time!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:00 (3 months ago) Permalink

and wearing a batman shirt!

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:02 (3 months ago) Permalink

Oh but this guy is sad because he popped the kiddie pool he found and it deflated. :(

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:04 (3 months ago) Permalink

hhahaa wkiw that bear

Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:04 (3 months ago) Permalink

i saw a bear cub cross a road in new hampshire last week, basically the highlight of the year so far.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:10 (3 months ago) Permalink

!!!!!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:35 (3 months ago) Permalink

SO JEALOUS

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:35 (3 months ago) Permalink

I once saw a bear cub in the wild. It was as cute as a bug's ear. It fell over when it saw me and did a forward somersault. Scared me half to death.

frog latin (Aimless), Friday, 11 July 2014 03:39 (3 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/ItsAvery/status/494666483570868224

i would like to research this but i don't think i'm going to search for 'shaved bear'

j., Thursday, 31 July 2014 02:46 (2 months ago) Permalink

poor dolores

Treeship, Thursday, 31 July 2014 04:03 (2 months ago) Permalink

bear (sticker in Facebook Messenger) say hi to me

DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

omg

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:21 (2 months ago) Permalink

I am very sad for dolores! I want to make her a bear suit. She looks very ashamed. Poor bear. I love her.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:23 (2 months ago) Permalink

Wiat that's totally from like 5 years ago becasue I remember seeing those pictures and feeling bad for her then. I hope they figured it out.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:23 (2 months ago) Permalink

Sadly, they didn't. Search "Dolores" here:

http://cutecrazyknut.blog.de/2011/09/20/wunderbaren-zoo-tage-leipzig-11885546/

StanM, Friday, 1 August 2014 22:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

RIP Dolores. :(

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 2 August 2014 13:46 (2 months ago) Permalink

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 16 August 2014 09:57 (2 months ago) Permalink

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 13:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

~boop~

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 13:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

*bites own paw*
*falls over*

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:39 (1 month ago) Permalink

aw, man.

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 4 September 2014 18:12 (1 month ago) Permalink

http://youtu.be/kMkWuXk11Uk

Mute it because the cameraman is a douche

, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 00:00 (1 month ago) Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 22 September 2014 20:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 October 2014 21:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

important twitter account for friends of this thread

https://twitter.com/A_single_bear

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:38 (1 week ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/A_single_bear

― cheese is never wrong (doo dah), Thursday, July 10, 2014 8:35 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:-/

peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Monday, 13 October 2014 19:41 (1 week ago) Permalink

:/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 15:13 (1 week ago) Permalink

:)

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 15:17 (1 week ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:25 (Yesterday) Permalink


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