er hi bear!
― the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
would you know my naaaaaaameif i saw you in heavenwill it be the sameif i saw you in heaveni must be strong, and carry oncause i know you don't belong,bear in heaven
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Hi, bear!"
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Bear, say hi to me!"
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
baby bear, you can drive my car
― Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
AHhhh!
I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
― the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
wkiw that bear
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
waving bear is something else
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed
― thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story
― Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
bear say bye to me
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
ditto embarrassingly
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
SO SAD
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
Really, quite a dumb bear, though.
― kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
first mca now bear wtf at this day already
― the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
Too soon?
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
well there's my new display name
― first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
this bear needs no meme phild
― the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
seriously
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
whatever otm it's just so amazing
That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.
Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.
― the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)
― Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human
me say hi to bear
― the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place
― epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
bears say hi to us
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
that's not you is it?!?
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
no.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
bear take instagram photo of me, other bears
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh hi bear
― the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 21:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (11 months ago) Permalink
He is like the bear Al Bundy.
ahhh! the description does not lie.
― rayuela, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:51 (8 months ago) Permalink
wasn't this already posted on this thread?
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:56 (8 months ago) Permalink
probably!
― jed_, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:59 (8 months ago) Permalink
thus the neverending cycle of the cosmos - bear-ladder repeats ad infinitus
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
Oh yes it was. How do I know? BEcause I watched it about 10 times. It could have been the other bear thread though.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:23 (8 months ago) Permalink
it was an animated gif, no?
but it's not OH SHIT A BEAR as far as i can tell
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:37 (8 months ago) Permalink
who the hell films dumpsters in the middle of nowhere all day
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:56 (8 months ago) Permalink
harmony korine HEYOOOOOOO
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
lolz
― hail dayton (brownie), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 22:26 (8 months ago) Permalink
― Pat Ast vs Jean Arp (MaresNest), Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
omg i love bears so much
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:05 (8 months ago) Permalink
― the late great, Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:06 (8 months ago) Permalink
http://www.bearsmart.com/resources/north-american-bears/communication
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 September 2012 21:51 (8 months ago) Permalink
― the late great, Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
bear says hi to cat
― jbn, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:02 (8 months ago) Permalink
Cat win.
― Jeff, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:15 (8 months ago) Permalink
the best part is toward the end where the cat turns around to face the camera for a victory pose then turns back to beat the shit out of the bear for one last time
― jbn, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:47 (8 months ago) Permalink
worst animal friends
― the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 01:52 (8 months ago) Permalink
bear crosses the road ...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c5_1272429288
― jbn, Sunday, 16 September 2012 02:46 (8 months ago) Permalink
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
<3
― Bout to go Jethro TULL on that ass (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
( ^_^)／
― carl agatha, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:59 (6 months ago) Permalink
OMG HI BEAR
― ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:32 (6 months ago) Permalink
ahem
― ENBB, Monday, 19 November 2012 14:32 (6 months ago) Permalink
"Incredible footage of BBC cameraman and hungry polar bear"
― koogs, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:31 (4 months ago) Permalink
That bear really wants to say hi.
― kate78, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:59 (4 months ago) Permalink
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 17 January 2013 09:51 (4 months ago) Permalink
biologically not a bear says hi to us
― Aimless, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:15 (4 months ago) Permalink
Wikipedia says giant pandas are bears.
― carl agatha, Friday, 18 January 2013 13:25 (4 months ago) Permalink
bear say hi after a long nap
Palle-Jooseppi, a male brown bear of Ranua Zoo, begins to wake up after winter hibernation in Ranua on February 23, 2012.
― Plasmon, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:16 (3 months ago) Permalink
― Plasmon, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:17 (3 months ago) Permalink
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-fucking-love-cocaine-cocaine-bear
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:21 (3 months ago) Permalink
Hi, sleepy bear!
― carl agatha, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:24 (3 months ago) Permalink
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 22:54 (2 months ago) Permalink
aw, i miss knut
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:25 (2 months ago) Permalink
I think he's actually saying hi to that guy over there
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:27 (2 months ago) Permalink
he's like "Yeah, that's a great post you're ma...excuse me a sec...OH HEY! HOW ARE YOU!"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:28 (2 months ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:11 (2 months ago) Permalink
Hi, Bear.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/alaska-man-fights-off-bear-walks-away-minor-100049041.html
― deeznuggz (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:16 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
have a seat xp
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:16 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
polar bear has been expecting me
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:17 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
"The deceased bear was released to a local charity."
― koogs, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:26 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
yeah, a little weird, but ppl eat bear in AK, nbd
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
bear say HIGH to me
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/bears-russia-addicted-jet-fuel-sniff-high-pass/
― koogs, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:17 (1 week ago) Permalink
:-(
― the late great, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:21 (1 week ago) Permalink
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:52 (1 week ago) Permalink