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er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

oh hi bear

the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 21:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

He is like the bear Al Bundy.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bear Obeys Bartender's Command, Leaves Juneau Bar

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:20 (6 months ago) Permalink

ugh, nuisance bears, they're the worst

j., Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:23 (6 months ago) Permalink

Now if we can only get humans to leave bars when the staff tell them

Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 19:29 (6 months ago) Permalink

awesome!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:51 (6 months ago) Permalink

love it

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 26 September 2013 19:42 (6 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

bear play tetherball with me

Plasmon, Monday, 14 October 2013 22:31 (6 months ago) Permalink

!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 October 2013 23:16 (6 months ago) Permalink

Excellent bear.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:09 (6 months ago) Permalink

Oh I love bears.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:13 (6 months ago) Permalink

It's impressive that the bear appears to understand exactly when in its swing to hit the ball to get the maximum effect!

My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:24 (6 months ago) Permalink

Bears are not stupid

The normative power of the factual (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 15:15 (6 months ago) Permalink

nickn, Monday, 21 October 2013 17:48 (6 months ago) Permalink

wkiw tetherbear

epistantophus, Monday, 21 October 2013 23:35 (6 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

These guys showed up on my dad's friend's property last night.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Sunday, 17 November 2013 03:57 (5 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

JuliaA, Saturday, 14 December 2013 03:16 (4 months ago) Permalink

balls, Saturday, 14 December 2013 03:27 (4 months ago) Permalink

I am always wanting to make "______ say hi to me" jokes irl and then I realize that it's a strictly ILX moment

queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 December 2013 03:09 (4 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Wow, it's like the picture was taken just to be on this thread.

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Monday, 13 January 2014 17:49 (3 months ago) Permalink

love that guy

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 January 2014 19:33 (3 months ago) Permalink

nickn, Sunday, 19 January 2014 18:39 (3 months ago) Permalink

mid-fight, already several hours long, at a loss for words, can't face one another, but can't bear to leave, either

j., Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:26 (3 months ago) Permalink

People failing to say 'hi' to a bear.

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Saturday, 25 January 2014 00:47 (2 months ago) Permalink

I saw this on the news last night, and apparently the bear said hi to them - the man showed a little cut on his leg. Don't know if it was a bite or a swipe with the paw, but the bear introduced himself.

nickn, Saturday, 25 January 2014 01:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

You snub a bear you're going to get bit.

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Saturday, 25 January 2014 08:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Monday, 3 February 2014 19:51 (2 months ago) Permalink

hahahaha

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 3 February 2014 19:54 (2 months ago) Permalink

that'll end well

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 February 2014 20:02 (2 months ago) Permalink

video (longer, not much more eventful...)

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Monday, 3 February 2014 20:09 (2 months ago) Permalink

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 7 February 2014 18:45 (2 months ago) Permalink

I lolled (on the train)

koogs, Friday, 7 February 2014 23:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

deserves an xpost from lolz:

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...


bear say come at me bro

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 14:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

omg dat bear

i love her

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 21 March 2014 18:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

WANT

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 March 2014 18:17 (1 month ago) Permalink

he say hi 2 u

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:05 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

gotta love bears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AihvuZiDhsg

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:20 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

boo

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:20 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

That group of four are all grizzlies! A mom and three young'uns. The big hump and the dished face are dead giveaways. You can see how much bigger the mom is than the couple of black bears that come by. The immature griz are as big as full grown blacks.

I wear the fucking pin, don't I? (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:39 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

That video is so cool. After the grizzlies go HAM on the tree all the other animals are like nah.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 11:02 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

yeah, I like that it's basically a roll call of forest animals passing by. deer? check. raccoons and possums? check (i think). pair of mountain lions? check. also, bears know how to party.

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:06 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

that must be a real dope tree

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:15 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2014/03/sloth-bear-cub-gets-tlc-247-at-national-zoo.html

It's a sloth bear cub who's mother was not too interested in her so the zoo hand reared her by carrying her around in a POUCH omg

carl agatha, Monday, 31 March 2014 14:51 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

iirc lack of maternal interest was not the issue. cubs were born sick and mom was eating them (as is the way in the wild). sad for everyone, mama included, and glad this one gets modern health care a new lease on life. sometimes people do good things, even if zoos are bad.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 March 2014 20:32 (3 weeks ago) Permalink


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