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er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

oh hi bear

the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 21:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

He is like the bear Al Bundy.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

now we are enemies

mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 05:00 (1 month ago) Permalink

you deserve each other

j., Friday, 17 July 2015 05:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

the rest of us deserve pie

j., Friday, 17 July 2015 05:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

what a waste of rhubarb and strawberry

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 17 July 2015 14:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

Love that bear.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

glad i finally clicked that link as i thought it was bear-falls-asleep-after-eating-50-pound-dog

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 02:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

that's some reverse-goldilocks shit

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 10:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

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Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2015 17:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

dammit: https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2015 17:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

JuliaA, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 15:54 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

^ Paul F. Tompkins' fabled "house bear".

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 16:03 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

lol JF I remember thinking exactly that the fist time I saw that video

i love him so much

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 17:44 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

fyi i am going to yosemite tomorrow and it's going to be exactly like that video

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 6 August 2015 06:31 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

You can speak Russian?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 August 2015 07:18 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

please steal one

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:56 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

jk don't do that the mama would be sad and also probably eat u

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:57 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

nah just run rly fast so that the mama can't catch u

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:42 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

take that bear cub

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:42 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Go with a friend who runs slower than you.

nickn, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:56 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Go with a fake friend who you actually despise who runs slower than you.

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:34 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

sounds like you had a few of those at the tinashe show

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 August 2015 18:20 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Just keep waving at the bear; their gregarious nature means they will stop and wave to you, allowing you to get further away.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:00 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

she drank all the grape sodas

drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:56 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:57 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

aw man. the last night I was so desperate I opened a jar of peanut butter, put it on top of the bear box, and just waited till the sun came up.

no bears said hi ;_;

resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:39 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

she drank all the grape sodas
― drash, Sunday, August 9, 2015

this was my defining detail too

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:36 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

yeah that was awesome, like she fed her cubs and all but first lemme drink all these grape sodas

balls, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:51 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:16 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

cue van morrison

balls, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 21:20 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Those videos are amazing.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 21 August 2015 15:03 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Hi dere

ailsa, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

lol

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Story here: http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/16/living/idaho-bear-head-cat-door-irpt-feat/

ailsa, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"Am I in time for a little smackerel of something?"

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 21 August 2015 17:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Lee626, Friday, 21 August 2015 18:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

hi

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 August 2015 19:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i am going to a "bear happy hour" tonight should i say hi to the bears y/n?

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 August 2015 19:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

hey yellowstone y ur bears no say hi to me

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:11 (1 week ago) Permalink

(that catflap bear ailsa posted looks high as fuck btw)

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:14 (1 week ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:20 (1 week ago) Permalink

kinda burying the lede there - the gopro owner just chillin' with the bears at the end was more surprising than the bear slap (although was was pretty cool too tbh)

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:27 (1 week ago) Permalink


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