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er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

oh hi bear

the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 21:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

He is like the bear Al Bundy.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:20 (9 months ago) Permalink

kinda burying the lede there - the gopro owner just chillin' with the bears at the end was more surprising than the bear slap (although was was pretty cool too tbh)

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:27 (9 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:33 (9 months ago) Permalink

"it's just a thing we do"

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:37 (9 months ago) Permalink

I have a pretty good feeling I know how that man will die one day.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:42 (9 months ago) Permalink

im so nervous watching that

Spottie, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:04 (9 months ago) Permalink

I bet it smells terrible in there.

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 02:05 (9 months ago) Permalink

That guy's face doesn't look like it would smell particularly good, either

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:24 (9 months ago) Permalink

Not after it was covered in bear slime, no.

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 21:25 (9 months ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=150&v=nU5cMZymSr0

sktsh, Thursday, 1 October 2015 11:08 (8 months ago) Permalink

i kinda want to sponsor a national holiday in which everything that woman owns gets ritually destroyed by bears

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:31 (8 months ago) Permalink

not so much _her_ though

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:52 (8 months ago) Permalink

Haha, from the Montana story's comments: The bear could meet the same fate that the young Alaska brown bear did in Dillingham, Alaksa. He was on the edge of town for about 2 weeks prior to our presidents visit foraging for food but suddenly disappeared just before Obama arrived. Justified killing??? Guess so, wouldn't want him to get in the way for our commander in chief's photo op.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 1 October 2015 18:39 (8 months ago) Permalink

lol that woman w/ the kayak seems like the little girl freaking out about the bears playing in HER pool grown up. caniforms don't respect private property lady.

balls, Friday, 2 October 2015 08:31 (8 months ago) Permalink

lol that kayak video is like "bear get revenge on me"

slothroprhymes, Friday, 2 October 2015 18:45 (8 months ago) Permalink

"PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS, IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD"

slothroprhymes, Friday, 2 October 2015 18:45 (8 months ago) Permalink

the complete lack of acknowledgment from the bear is perfect

balls, Friday, 2 October 2015 19:00 (8 months ago) Permalink

deserves embed imo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=nU5cMZymSr0

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:30 (8 months ago) Permalink

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:31 (8 months ago) Permalink

also, oldie but goodie

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:40 (8 months ago) Permalink

"IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD"

Bear could obviously smell or see something inside the kayak, which is why it persists.

Although after that pepper spray I don't blame it.

Also, do bears speak English?

koogs, Saturday, 3 October 2015 07:05 (8 months ago) Permalink

ranndino 16 hours ago
Stupid bear, learn English! You're in America!

j., Saturday, 3 October 2015 14:48 (8 months ago) Permalink

"It's late september, you should be asleep!"

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Saturday, 3 October 2015 21:48 (8 months ago) Permalink

wake up grizzly i think i got something to say to you

sktsh, Sunday, 4 October 2015 00:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

http://nbcnews.to/1VyzFTx

balls, Monday, 5 October 2015 05:35 (8 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

bei bei say hi to . . . some zoo lady

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 21:14 (6 months ago) Permalink

The Harvest

There are apparently over 3000 black bears living in New Jersey. This boggles my mind.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 18 December 2015 16:46 (6 months ago) Permalink

a cruet of destiny (seandalai), Friday, 25 December 2015 17:05 (5 months ago) Permalink

oh man i want that as a poster

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 25 December 2015 17:22 (5 months ago) Permalink

happy polar bears: https://twitter.com/samkalidi/status/679866179050078209

JuliaA, Friday, 25 December 2015 20:29 (5 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 11 April 2016 17:26 (2 months ago) Permalink

the link is broken! i have to know!

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 April 2016 17:59 (2 months ago) Permalink

Copy address and paste.

nickn, Monday, 11 April 2016 18:04 (2 months ago) Permalink

casual encounters with bears

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 April 2016 18:08 (2 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 21:33 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

This is wonderful.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:37 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Οὖτις, Monday, 6 June 2016 23:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 June 2016 23:43 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"Mrs. Carrollton? Hello? The door's open..."

pplains, Saturday, 11 June 2016 22:19 (1 week ago) Permalink

Oh no, they have opposable thumbs!

nickn, Sunday, 12 June 2016 07:25 (1 week ago) Permalink

Takin' a stroll in Monrovia (Los Angeles suburb).

nickn, Sunday, 19 June 2016 01:37 (5 days ago) Permalink

del griffith, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:00 (2 hours ago) Permalink

"Henry! Get out of that ridiculous bear costume!"

doug watson, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:24 (1 hour ago) Permalink


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