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er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

oh hi bear

the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 21:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

He is like the bear Al Bundy.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

first post hall of fame imo

gbx, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

hear say bi to me

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

I saw a real live wild bear last Thursday. It was too distracted rooting around for something to eat to say hi to me, but I wasn't miffed at it. A bear's gotta eat.

Aimless, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

!!

that is exciting

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 18:53 (1 month ago) Permalink

"i love this thread title more than most other thread titles

― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, May 12, 2015 2:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

I wish that the OG sloth say hi to me pics still worked :(

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 18:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

July retires into a shrubbery. (Øystein), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:16 (1 month ago) Permalink

yes!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

of the waving bears he might be my favorite

so dainty!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

it's kinda scary that they wave back in kind in each of those gifs. maybe they're a special breed of mocking bears.

slugbuggy, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 23:46 (1 month ago) Permalink

I think those are videos from some kind of nature park, and these bears probably encounter a couple hundred cars per day doing the exact same thing. I wouldn't think it would be a hard behavior to pick up on.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 23:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

no, i mean that in the first set they mimic the side-to-side style wave of the human, and in the last one the bear mimics the up-and-down style wave of the human. they recognize different waving styles.

slugbuggy, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 23:59 (1 month ago) Permalink

like i think it would blow their minds if the queen stopped by. they'd be like "dwight, did you see that shit?" because they'd never seen a queen wave before.

slugbuggy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 00:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

lol

JF otm though - seattle game farm - they wave for fish

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2015 00:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

so clevah

j., Thursday, 14 May 2015 01:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

A little freaked out by this dude tbh

, Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

Yeah that's totally weird.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:42 (1 month ago) Permalink

put him in a trenchcoat and a slouch hat and he could walk down the street incognito pretty effectively

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 May 2015 13:50 (1 month ago) Permalink

like ben grimm walking the streets of ny

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 May 2015 13:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

evolution is coming to get us

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear maybe? :(

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

jesus, that's sad as hell

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

If a bear ever charges me and pins me down, I swear I'll look him in the eye and say, "you're right to do this, we're a vile species" before he starts eating my face.

#HipsterTroll has been blocked. #BringItOn (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 17 May 2015 12:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

If "me" is a garbage can

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:53 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

i see that as a bear putting the trash out for collection.

koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:39 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

bear put trash out for collection for me

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:53 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

I'm imagining a scenario where a family of bears has moved in next to a really nosy neighbor who's always peering out the window trying to see what those curious bears are up to.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:56 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

http://www.trashday.co/ contractor

gr8080, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:08 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

All bear staff!

nickn, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:13 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Tim, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:20 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Bear say "What'll ya have?" to me.

nickn, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:02 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

wmlynch, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:34 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Bear say no gluten to me

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:03 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

officer bearbready

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 10:13 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

http://www.jehsmith.com/1/2015/06/rachel-dolezal-and-the-spectre-of-trans-species-identity.html

Bear cults survived throughout Europe into the 12th century, and they were based on the belief that their members were ancestrally related to bears and could take on a visibly ursine nature in ritual circumstances. These traditions were broken up by force by the late middle ages, and now, today, 'western' human beings think of themselves as existing across a vast ontological gap from other animal species, and regard non-western claims of trans-species identity as vestiges of comically unscientific, primitive ways of apprehending the world (poets still sometimes return to these ways, but when they do we assume they are just being poets). But this prejudice is the result of a distinct local history: the same local history that for so long insisted on an ethnographically anomalous binary gender distinction between male and female.

j., Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:24 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Curiosity bear? Is that a typo or a usage that I am unaware of?

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:35 (1 week ago) Permalink

self-explanatory name for a curious bear imo

j., Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:43 (1 week ago) Permalink

love that video. my mother's tiny papillon once chased off a much larger bear than that in colorado. im attached to the dog and she emailed me to say that he ran after a bear and was presumed dead. 10 minutes later he came back perfectly fine, bear to be seen.

ryan, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:10 (1 week ago) Permalink

bear nowhere to be seen.

ryan, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:11 (1 week ago) Permalink

What I'm learning is, if you see a bear, charge that motherfucker.

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:58 (1 week ago) Permalink

Nature abhors a surprise.

Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 25 June 2015 20:26 (1 week ago) Permalink

yet bears DO make leaps

j., Friday, 26 June 2015 02:54 (6 days ago) Permalink

people who blithely chatter in a car with children while grizzly bears climb over their vehicle: c or d

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:11 (2 days ago) Permalink

would have honked horn, but now they're on bbc

skiirp!! skiirp!! (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:47 (2 days ago) Permalink

people are pretty safe in a car though, right (especially bigger american cars)? why risk riling the bear up when you could just sit and wait for them to lose interest?

koogs, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 08:27 (Yesterday) Permalink

It's just a giant sardine tin to a bear.

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:20 (Yesterday) Permalink


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