THE VAULT OF ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Voting Thread (voting closes May 9 *~*~*~*2012*~*~*~*)

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like if i ever had the need to watch something like that i would much rather have carnival of souls or psycho on and be done with it.

Rachel Profiling (jjjusten), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

yesterday i almost posted that you (and ed3) have been relentlessly otm throughout this thread.

now i am glad i got drunk and forgot what i was doing and played a mega man emulator instead.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

Rachel Profiling (jjjusten), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

ok to be fair i prob need to take a step back, ive kind of been mainlining old horror movies and giallos so i feel like i can vote fairly in this and it might be doing my head in a little bit, i think i watched who can kill a duckling and the start of two other things before getting to this one, so it seemed like a bit of a slog.

Rachel Profiling (jjjusten), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

What did you think of Don't Torture A Duckling?

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

I mentioned upthread that Repulsion seems several steps away from Psycho - it goes farther, handles various things more explicitly. I thought it was great, especially stuff like the arms bursting through the walls in the hallway, cracks appearing abruptly in the building, her pulling back the covers of her bed and having a crazed rapist leap out from under them etc

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i dunno, i think it's great, close to my favorite polanski and quite accessible. set and setting, though...

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

so since this all started and in the interests of research i've watched Possession, Amer, Pontypool, Tourist Trap, The Witch Who Came From The Sea, Pulse, Drag Me To Hell, Below and Apaches. Although I liked them all to varying degrees (apart from maybe Below) prob only Possession will make my 50. Got Paperhouse, Who Can Kill A Child and Hour Of The Wolf lined up (yes, I've been doing lots of youtubing). Obv I can't list everything I've seen but assuming I'm a pretty big horror fan and have seen most of the canonical ones, does anybody have personal recommendations for something I really, REALLY need to see before the deadline?

second only to popcorn (or something), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

Have you seen Alucarda?

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

nope.

second only to popcorn (or something), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

and it's on youtube, thanks shari.

second only to popcorn (or something), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

guys do you all wanna get together and make a horror movie? this is what my life has been building toward since about age 10 but i'm 34 now and in the interest of keeping it really real i'll never get my shit together well enough to pull it off before i'm dead.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

I have no horror-filmmaking skills, I'm pretty sure

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

can you play dead? i'm sure there's an extras role in there for you somewhere.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

sure, i wanna make a movie.

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

M. White used to be a location scout iirc

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

but sure I can play dead. I am also good at rolling around in corn syrup & red dye no. 5, if necessary

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

the saddest lol is that i already have the script written.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

Uh oh, I fear a Demon Lover/Demon Lover Diary situation coming on...

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

and s1ocki knows a thing or two about moviemakin iirc

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

I'm in if I can die an absurdly creative death sometime in the second act.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

if i ever get this thing off the ground, i promise to have my c.a.a. rep give each of you a call.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

I have blue and red gels, so let me know if you want some 80s lighing effects in there.

Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

i will do this as long as craft services includes booze

Rachel Profiling (jjjusten), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

can I sing on the soundtrack?

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

i can bake cookies

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

I can review it.

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

I can make a documentary about the making of it and then not let anyone see it while it's tangled up in decades-long distribution legal battles.

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

Or I could work the craft services table. That's what I usually get stuck doing anyway. That, "transportation coordinator" or managing the online store.

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

I can saw into cables so that the catwalk mysteriously falls on the leading man

Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

i wanna read this script now.

Rachel Profiling (jjjusten), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

okay aside from someone fronting us five million to make it, we're like almost there folks.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

just putting it out there, i will act in anyones horror movie as long as they fly me to where it is being filmed and provide booze. lodging and food would be nice, but with enough booze i can work around that.

Rachel Profiling (jjjusten), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

really glad that i specified horror movie there before DJP enlisted me to star in his magnum opus "1 Guy 1 Cup"

Rachel Profiling (jjjusten), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

okay so far we got:

justen as lead
slocki to direct (presuming we can meet his fee)
djp as music director
austerity ponies as lighting director
shakey and carl in starring victims roles
la lechera as les blank on the set of fitzcarraldo
contenderizer for catering
eric as pauline kael

anyone have tom savini's phone number?

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

xp: I think that would still count as a horror movie tbh

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

all we need is a final girl and a few reckless venture capitalists.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

plus I will learn claymation

Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

I know film editors/FX/animation people at ILM, I'm sure I could get at least two of them to help out

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

"the cabinet of mr. jay batman, an ilx films production"

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

guys do you all wanna get together and make a horror movie? this is what my life has been building toward since about age 10 but i'm 34 now and in the interest of keeping it really real i'll never get my shit together well enough to pull it off before i'm dead.

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YES. I can do the Repulsion-esque psychodrama lady lead, or I can just, y'know, proof the script. Being crazy and being literate are pretty much my only personality traits.

emil.y, Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

Being crazy and being literate are pretty much my only personality traits.

hey, me too!

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

*high fives*

emil.y, Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

I can do your credits, strongo. Just downloaded a 'scratchy film' filter for Premiere and a Marilyn Manson song, so I'm good to go.

Dr. Buzzard's® Original Banana Bread (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

I would make a great extra, I'm nondescript and unmemorable and won't pull focus from the lead. And I take instruction really well.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

if dan p can't/won't do the soundtrack, i know that m.eily would do a bang-up job.

a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better? (Eisbaer), Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

You can have this one for free.

emil.y, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

can I be script doctor? I always wanted to be a doctor. also recommend that music director djp approve emil.y's soundtrack for use.

hey strongo I don't have savini's number but why buy a burger when you can learn to hunt

http://www.dec.edu/pages/makeupeffects.html

he's in your neck of the world, too

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 27 April 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I have a friend who went to the Pittsburgh Art Institute to study under Savini, and he's doing effects in Tarantino movies and stuff now, so his programs are presumably the Real Deal.

Dr. Buzzard's® Original Banana Bread (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 27 April 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link


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