Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

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you can complain but please don't damage them if you see them on the street

you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

are you guys impugning all modern german things as nazi

"Auf, auf. Can you make it go 'cherp' for me one more time?"

pplains, Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

still, pretty bad

gonna refer to anything that existed in your state pre-1960s that is still there as "segregationist"

mh, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

Those poor oppressed Volkswagens

pplains, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

still, pretty bad

gonna refer to anything that existed in your state pre-1960s that is still there as "segregationist"

― mh, Thursday, April 26, 2012 10:00 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its a nazi car, dude:

In 1933, Adolf Hitler gave the order to Ferdinand Porsche to develop a Volkswagen (literally, "people's car" in German, pronounced [ˈfɔlksvaːɡən]). The epithet Volks- literally, "people's-" had been previously applied to other Nazi sponsored consumer goods such as the Volksempfänger ("people's radio"). Hitler required a basic vehicle capable of transporting two adults and three children at 100 km/h (62 mph). The "People's Car" would be available to citizens of the Third Reich through a savings scheme, or Sparkarte (savings booklet),[12] at 990 Reichsmark, about the price of a small motorcycle (an average income being around 32RM a week).

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

nazi porsches

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

It blows my mind that there is someone to whom it is news that the VW was literally the actual Nazi car.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

btw, if you ever come to my state and the doors lock around you and "Dixie" starts playing, feel free to call it every ugly name in the book.

pplains, Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's not news to me! It's just that there were a lot of things that had origins in germany of that time and it seems kind of nasty to keep calling it the nazi car.

do you have a real nazi bug or is it one of the post-90s new era ones?

mh, Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

I guess if you have a real air-cooled, rear-engined beetle then I will let you call it that. Only if you put some swastikas in the glove compartment or something.

mh, Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

sorry just being innocuously angry at "nazi car", lol

mh, Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

you all are going to feel guilty for critiquing my word choice when I fall asleep in this car after parking it in the garage with the motor running.

pplains, Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

can swastikas from the 21st century be considered nazi?

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think its fair to say if hitler designed and commissioned something then it will always be nazi.

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

"herbie goes to nuremberg"

1 result (0.22 seconds)

we are not bemused (onimo), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

great rally cars tbf

we are not bemused (onimo), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

you didn't answer if it was a legit bug or if it was neu-style

mh, Thursday, 26 April 2012 18:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's the very same bug that Hitler was killed in.

pplains, Thursday, 26 April 2012 18:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Herbie was actually a bug inhabited by the soul of a whimsical nazi, iirc

mh, Thursday, 26 April 2012 18:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Soul of a Whimsical Nazi was the original title for Station to Station.

Waterloo? Oh, we've sunsetted that. (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 26 April 2012 18:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

still had some speed in the glovebox iirc

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 00:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Olympic rings and torch relay are nazi-founded, as well. Only learned that one the other day tbh.

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Friday, 27 April 2012 00:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

- nosy old prune at the table next to us at lunch tapped mum on the shoulder and told her to tell my Dad to use a napkin/knife & fork. (Dad was eating a club sandwich cut into small triangles with his hands & not making a mess at all so lord knows what was up her shirt)
Mum told her to mind her own business.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 April 2012 06:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Haha good on your mum. Who the shit does that? No, I know who - nosey old CWA bats who have nothing better to do.

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Friday, 27 April 2012 06:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Who eats a club sandwich with cutlery anyway!?

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Friday, 27 April 2012 06:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Touché Gödel (ledge), Friday, 27 April 2012 08:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

LOL yes

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Friday, 27 April 2012 09:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ha speaking of irrational anger, my dad HATES that show bcz of mrs bucket. Hates it. Yells at the tv. So funny.

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Friday, 27 April 2012 09:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

I adore that show

Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

Any opinion based on wishful thinking rather than observed reality.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Saturday, 28 April 2012 13:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

You don't think Texas is going to go blue any time soon either, amirite?

pplains, Saturday, 28 April 2012 17:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahaaaa, I was thinking more of my wife's "I'm sure there won't be anyone else waiting for an oil change at the quick-lube center on a sleepy Saturday morning." Only half a dozen people who work all day during the week.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Saturday, 28 April 2012 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh. my. god. the upstairs apartment has at least 3 children, two of whom run around chasing each other loudly and stomping and screaming. i am sympathetic to the limits to which one can discipline one's children, and so i usually try to ignore it during the day, but once you pass into the evening hours, it becomes really infuriating. twice i've gone upstairs to knock on their door to ask politely if they could stop running around, and the first time, the mom refused to open the door, and the second time, she screamed at me to stop touching her door. aghhhhghghg!!

rayuela, Sunday, 29 April 2012 01:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

at least open the door and look at me to my face!

rayuela, Sunday, 29 April 2012 01:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

(she screamed at me through the door)

rayuela, Sunday, 29 April 2012 01:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

they are so loud sometimes that i was on the phone and during a particularly loud running stomping battle upstairs, the person i was talking to was like wow, i can hear that.

rayuela, Sunday, 29 April 2012 01:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

I hate getting the oil changed. If I was half a man, I'd do it myself in the driveway, but I can barely change the oil in the lawnmower without the appearance of blue smoke everywhere.

pplains, Sunday, 29 April 2012 02:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bad coffee. Loud TV. You know the guy's going to go "Mr. Baker, we looked inside your güschenbächer and found a leaky sdkl;aksfjdo;aiklsjdga/ls." and even if what he says is true, I'm going to take the "big" stuff to my regular mechanic anyway JUST GIVE ME THE 24.95 OIL CHANGE THAT I GOT A COUPON FOR OUT OF THE PHONE BOOK THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

pplains, Sunday, 29 April 2012 02:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Flights that are supposed to be one airline but 'operated by' another. Checked in on one and tried to check in on the other to pay in advance for extra luggage (which you can only do after check-in) but apparently they don't have a departure option for the airport I'm actually leaving from so can't access it - tried to do likewise with the 'operated by' airline and once you're checked in you can't pay for extra luggage and have to pay full price at the airport GRGRGAGHHGHGHGHAAAGGHHH

kinder, Sunday, 29 April 2012 03:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Waitresses who sing along loudly with the radio in diners...fills me with a whitehot rage!

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 29 April 2012 13:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

mad men being on at 10 this season instead of 9. i'm impatient!

Sgt. Dee Dee The Brass Cupcake McCall (get bent), Monday, 30 April 2012 04:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

this doesn't make me angry, but i don't understand people who run to catch the el train when they see it arriving from outside the station. unless you're super-fast, you're not going to get up to the platform in time, and it's rush hour, so there's another train coming in like four minutes. and now you're sweaty and out of breath and gross.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

speaking of AMC the line up for this year was supposed to include a weekly episode of Breaking Bad starting with the pilot and culminating in the premiere of season 5. The start date was set for some time in Jan or Feb but then nothing happened.
Now its all MADMENMADMENMADMENMADMEN. Even my iphone app just goes straight black screen when I click the Breaking Bad schedule link. To make matters worse, I've only seen seasons 1-3 on netflix. I need to see season 4. NEED TO. Its driving me crazy. I dont even know what BOXCUTTER means. FUCK

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

n/a i think that train logic exists all over the world. sydney trains riders used to be the same iirc. unless someone through themselves on the tracks there would be another train coming in like 10 minutes. calm down trainriders.

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

through = threw DUHHHHHH

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

it sounds like someone is clipping their nails at their desk

it's driving me CRAZY
I don't want to investigate bcz I don't want to see someone clipping their nails at their desk

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wow, this thread alone is 0.1% of ILX's posts.

Has anyone mentioned food packaging designed to maximize spoilage? I'm thinking of tomato paste in cans and cream cheese wrapped in foil.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

I finally found a JAR of tomato paste...tomato paste in cans is the worst invention. Who uses THAT much tomato paste at one time?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

unrelated IA: I bought a new girly floral top to wear to work, I thought oh it'll be cute but I am HATING the way it fits. the cut of the neck is slightly too low so I feel like oh hi booby girl and it ties in the back which if it's too loose the neck sags down but if it's too tight it pulls in weird directions and thank GOD I took a light zipup top in case it got cold because this whole thing is just not working for me.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

Freeze the tomato paste in ziplock or ice cube trays guys!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:40 (1 year ago) Permalink


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