It’s a reminder of the fact that when hip hop abandons its tiresome obsession with idiot materialism and posturing, it can still sound vital and relevant.
ffs
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
the combination thread title + first post is the funniest thing ive seen on ilx in ages. cheers Whiney
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
Listicle idea: Fat black women that Ric Delgado would fuck, but Tom Hawking is scared of
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
$40, which is almost worse than not even being paid at all
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, April 25, 2012 11:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
OTM
― til the sound of my voice will haint u (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
it is semi-disappointing that "listicle" is a portmanteau of "list" and "article" when most examples end up coming across as a portmanteau of "list" and "testicle"
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
portmanteau of Liszt and icicle
― til the sound of my voice will haint u (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
Aw DJP you should have replaced the second 'list' with 'lick'
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
the writer of the BROward piece is, a cursory facebook search reveals, not actually 14 or even 20 but THIRTY-ONE :O
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
I really shouldn't wish death or violence on anyone, but...
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
Anyone that’s known me for any period of time has probably had a chance to read The Whispers. If you haven’t… well, maybe you should question the closeness of our friendship (which I’m guessing must be close since you’re reading this blog).
I started writing The Whispers in 2000, after one of many over-dramatic crush on girl friend situation. Let me tell you, there is no better inspiration than getting rejected by a crush (especially a crush that had been cultivated for years) and listening to Henry Rollins’ Hard Volume.
The Whispers came out of me faster than anything else I’d written at the time, which by that point entailed research papers and bad poetry. Then for the next twelve years I’ve been revising and rewriting it.
I lost count when the revisions reached twenty, and that was probably a couple of years ago. I’ve worked and molded this story, never feeling quite comfortable with it, especially when I got negative feedback from friends and other writers.
I would put the story down periodically, let it breathe, then pick it up years later. Then, this past year, I picked it up again. In the last two or three years I have been writing every single day. And this time things were different. Normally, when I would work on the 4,300 word short story, I would find myself lost at times. I would lose track of the point I was making, where it fit in the context of the story, and even agonizing about single word changes.
This time I totally kicked it’s ass.
the typo kicked your ass
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/crossfade/2011/09/five_very_masturbatory_music_videos_1980s_1990s.php
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
I started writing The Whispers in 2000, after one of many over-dramatic crush on girl friend situation.
ARRRGH
― bit.ly sno cone maker (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
the combination thread title + first post is the funniest thing ive seen on ilx in ages
lol yes
― Lamp, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
The Whispers came out of me faster than anything else
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is total BS but
Sarcasm doesn't always come across in writing, and it certainly didn't in this post. I get why commenters below called this "the most insulting thing on the Internet," and that's why it has been removed. New Times regrets the offense we've caused and hopes you'll stick with us in our next attempt at sarcasm. -- Eric Barton
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahaha wait, their retraction basically states "sorry for offending you but that was sarcastic; we'd never sleep with these fat women"????????????
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
New Times regrets the offense we've caused
Isn't offense their whole business model?
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
three cheers to commenter "very good article"
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
(that was me)
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
nice work
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm not sure which is worse: the editor implying that no male at the broward new time would dare fuck a fat woman or that he thinks we can't take 3 minutes and look at ric delgado's archive to find a host of other, non-"sarcastic" posts
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
unless ric cordero never actually beat it to "rump shaker", but i don't think that's possible
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
er, ric delgado
also commented on on The Bieber Bowl: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Live Blog last year
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
sort of disappointed it isn't up anymore. good ammo. not even cached.
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah, taking it down is pretty cowardly
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
Someone somewhere surely archived it.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's available here: http://ohnotheywrittnt.tumblr.com/
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ric Delgado's publishing a novel, guys.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Another ebook sensation.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
ha on twitter he pulls out the "BUT THEN WE'D HAVE NO RICHARD PRYOR!!" line
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://ohnotheywrittnt.tumblr.com/post/21796381149/sarcasm-doesnt-always-come-across-in-writing-and
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
what was the whole Whispers thing from?
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
His novel!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh he has a website!
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
(oh shit)
I realized a year ago that I didn’t want to be a stuffy writer, blogger, or journalist, asking questions like:
“What has Miami done for your writing? What do you think of Vice City?”
5 Questions with JJ Colagrande, REVMiami.com, March 31, 2010
How boring is that? Now, new and improved Ric Delgado writer, asks questions like:
“I’m required to ask you questions about Miami, so have you ever done cocaine off a stripper’s thigh, then had to hide a dead body in the Everglades?”
Nikki Glaser Jokes About A Lot of Messed Up Stuff at Miami Science Museum, Miami New Times, April 12, 2012
Bam! Now that’s a question.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
RicDelgadoRocks After today's twitter beatdown, I unwind by listening to a girl blowing smoke rings out of her vagina on the Howard Stern Show.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
To further my writing career, I knew I had to interject a lot more of my personality into my writing. And I think I’ve been doing that pretty damn well.
But, as a writer, particularly for a local Miami blog, there is a gigantic flaw in my plan to become rich and famous: NOBODY READS IN THIS CITY!
Yes, it is the sad and pathetic truth, but Miami dun’t reed too goods.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
that really seems like a trick that loses a lot without the visual component
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
i emailed the editor he emailed he back. his response:
Jordan,
Sorry you feel that way. I wonder what kind of apology you'd suggest instead.
Best,
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
he really seems like a dick who loses a lot without the visual component
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
xp How about one that doesn't shift blame to the reader for not getting the intended "sarcasm" and one that includes the bit about how Ric Delgado's submissions will no longer be welcome by any outlet of the New Times corp?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
And if thou gaze long into a dick, the dick will also gaze into thee
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
wait dicks have eyes...?
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, April 25, 2012 5:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
yeah, i responded w/ this (in so many words) so we'll see if he gets back to me
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
RicDelgadoRocks
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
I've affixed googly eyes to mine.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
it bears repeating
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is terrible, no doubt, but i have to admit my second thought was "these are the shitbags now taking beer money out pf my pocket."
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Hahaha
― cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
the Larry the Cable Guy of music critics
― caulk the wagon and float it, Friday, 11 May 2012 13:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.sickchirpse.com/2012/05/07/when-will-florence-welch-just-fuck-off/
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ah this now has its own thread: Music Criticism 2012, UK Division: "Instead of a review of this performer's concert, here are 50 insulting remarks about her appearance."
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
its on some UK fake-Vice site instead of a legit source so wgaf about some blogger imo
― thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh yes I was forgetting that the original article in this thread was published in that eminent music crit bible, the blogs section of the Broward Palm Beach New Times.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
worth it to push the thread onto the first page or two of google results for his name imo
― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
xp that is at least a newspaper of some description aiui?
― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
hey great music journalism is great music journalism!
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
So
When are winners gonna be announced for this
― Raymond Cummings, Monday, 5 November 2012 02:26 (7 months ago) Permalink
As soon as Editor Ric Delgado publishes the winners' names.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:36 (7 months ago) Permalink
it's really a question of which recent village voice articles are the most deserving
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:41 (7 months ago) Permalink
"winners"
― Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:43 (7 months ago) Permalink
sigh
i'm actually not referring to the scandal chronicled in this thread - more to "BEST NEW MUSIC 2012"
― Raymond Cummings, Monday, 5 November 2012 03:32 (7 months ago) Permalink
http://www.salon.com/2012/11/11/is_taylor_swift_being_taken_too_seriously/
― ya bish called wanda (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 November 2012 04:00 (7 months ago) Permalink
so many things wrong in that article that the answer to the question doesn't end up seeming particularly important or interesting.
― Tim F, Monday, 12 November 2012 05:05 (7 months ago) Permalink
Still no announcement, huh?
I'm sure I won't make it anyway, should stop caring
― Raymond Cummings, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:08 (6 months ago) Permalink
Oh, come on!
― Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 27 December 2012 18:25 (5 months ago) Permalink
?????
RIP BMW?
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 06:37 (3 months ago) Permalink
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