I used to get called "Jew" back in elementary school, but I never knew how to complain about it since it would somehow legitimize the word "Jew" as an insult?
It was the intent, I guess. Maybe I should sue and find some reasonable Jews as character witnesses.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
isn't that the name of a Coen Bros film?
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
Denny's going to get sued by African-Americans who have been victims of anti-Candadian remarks.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
Canadian.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's just 'a reasonable man' who is Jewish
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
So you're saying I'm not reasonable then.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
hamburger lady reminds me of:http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2007/09/hey-kid-pass-this-to-david-ortiz.html
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 02:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/0,1518,829312,00.html
― goole, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
turns out, I do know how to speak German.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://mo.accessatlanta.com/celebrities-tv/idaho-man-accused-of-1426299.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 26 April 2012 18:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://now.msn.com/now/0506-dolphins-heroin-overdose.aspx
"Dolphins died of heroin OD after rave at zoo, report says"
Sad and sick as hell, actually.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
For animals with sonar hearing, a possibly dubstep-heavy event was already considered a strain.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 May 2012 03:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/robert-schlesinger/2012/05/16/george-bush-writes-a-book-on-economic-growth-and-other-things-that-make-tons-of-sense
― StanM, Saturday, 19 May 2012 10:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
Jailed punk band Pussy Riot pushes free speech limits in Russia
― the late great, Friday, 25 May 2012 16:11 (11 months ago) Permalink
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/man-admitted-hospital-kidney-stone-discovers-hes-woman-110057308--abc-news-health.html
― omar little, Saturday, 26 May 2012 01:08 (11 months ago) Permalink
seriously would that ever be an onion article? not like an enquirer article or a wacky news of the world article or a human interest segment on the local news, but an onion article?
― s.clover, Saturday, 26 May 2012 01:43 (11 months ago) Permalink
― the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:45 (11 months ago) Permalink
guh
― goole, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:46 (11 months ago) Permalink
haha, that same story also has a headline link on CNN that says "Dismemberment victim's head missing"
well, no shit.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:52 (11 months ago) Permalink
imho it takes all the fun out of guessing which parts are missing
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:00 (11 months ago) Permalink
Detachable penis is missing
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:04 (11 months ago) Permalink
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/06/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-legallyweird-idUS379276591220120606
― r|t|c, Friday, 8 June 2012 14:21 (11 months ago) Permalink
The confessions of an ex-sex kitten
― the late great, Friday, 8 June 2012 22:38 (11 months ago) Permalink
Somali Islamists offer 10 camels as bounty for ObamaBy the CNN Wire Staff
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/09/world/africa/somalia-al-shabaab-bounties/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
― the late great, Saturday, 9 June 2012 21:58 (11 months ago) Permalink
Casey Anthony reading 'Hunger Games,' book about killing children
http://news.yahoo.com/casey-anthony-says-shes-gone-hell-232851938--abc-news-topstories.html
― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:28 (11 months ago) Permalink
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 08:48 (11 months ago) Permalink
OK that one *is* an onion article, right?
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:15 (11 months ago) Permalink
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/
Nice work BBC!
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:17 (11 months ago) Permalink
Oh good lord.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:21 (11 months ago) Permalink
more goodness from CNN ...
"Snacks on a plane"
― the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:22 (11 months ago) Permalink
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/online/site-information/lake-norman-high-school-yearbook-photo-story-corre/nPWGH/
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 04:45 (11 months ago) Permalink
wat
― goole, Monday, 18 June 2012 04:47 (11 months ago) Permalink
Ohshit yeah I read about that one on Popehat and I was so confused. The retraction sounds so backhanded. Also it implies no one ever even saw the photo in question and just ran with it anyway?
Ive seen the photo. It... really does look like a woman who flashed her bits. but by accident (slipped sideways gown) not on purpose. But its very hard to tell, as it could also be one of those bizarre illusory pics.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 18 June 2012 05:06 (11 months ago) Permalink
like, the one definite illusion is ppl saying she's "lifting her gown" - she isnt, she's holding a magazine in her lap.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 18 June 2012 05:10 (11 months ago) Permalink
bare genitals and private parts
sorry, that's BARE GENITALS AND PRIVATE PARTS
― jacob von logflume (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 June 2012 07:16 (11 months ago) Permalink
Yeah the level of detail is bizarre.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 18 June 2012 08:37 (11 months ago) Permalink
Player 'completes' Diablo III video game
"Just over a month after the release of Diablo III, a pro player has managed to complete the game on its hardest setting"
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 June 2012 08:30 (11 months ago) Permalink
I am obviously reading different news sites, but that is an actual* news story. It's hardly Billy Mitchell, but still.
*I was going to say 'specialist', but then it sold 3.5 million on its first day..
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 22 June 2012 09:37 (11 months ago) Permalink
http://menomoneefalls.patch.com/articles/woman-attacks-husband-for-having-the-shepherd-express-the-onion-in-his-car
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 22 June 2012 19:10 (11 months ago) Permalink
The hell is with the comments on that article!?
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 23 June 2012 04:55 (11 months ago) Permalink
strongly suspect that article is making appearances on 'men's rights' forums
― goole, Saturday, 23 June 2012 18:18 (11 months ago) Permalink
yeah those are the kind of comments they make, I've seen a few on our papers website; this whole "ALL women only want you for money and will ruin you and dump you" bitterness, it is frightening
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 23 June 2012 23:44 (11 months ago) Permalink
look i know a sub-ed is fucking around here but
http://cumming.patch.com/articles/these-salads-should-be-tossed-says-fda
― pvmic bellvm (goole), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:29 (10 months ago) Permalink
speaking of which, before I clicked on the link I was having a hard time visualising what "for-having-the-shepherd-express-the-onion" might mean in that url
― jacob von logflume (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:21 (10 months ago) Permalink
cnn does it again
Instagram down in mass power outage
Breakfasts everywhere went undocumented on social media Saturday morning because photo-sharing site Instagram is still down after a line of powerful storms caused mass power outages across the Midwest and Atlantic Seaboard on Friday night.
― the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:11 (10 months ago) Permalink
haha
i was at a very hipstery gathering yesterday and addressed the 3 or 4 girls i was with: "so let me ask you something..." and was promptly interrupted by one saying "was instagram down last night?? YES."
― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:54 (10 months ago) Permalink
so then did you talk about what you had had for breakfast or is that news stale after 2 pm?
― the late great, Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:06 (10 months ago) Permalink
lol I read that earlier and thought about posting it here. hilarious.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:46 (10 months ago) Permalink
more cnn
"Photos: Competing in the Hipster Olympics"
― the late great, Sunday, 22 July 2012 18:36 (10 months ago) Permalink
Not a perfect fit --- needs tweaking, but the sentiment expressed is pure Onion:
http://aminiatureclaypot.wordpress.com/2012/07/20/so-you-still-think-god-is-a-merciful-god/
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:06 (10 months ago) Permalink