Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

Now i got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubblegum
rasberry, grape, cherry, come and get this honeybun

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:25 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

^love this one

I come in the club shakin' my dreads
Throwin' them 'bows and bustin' these heads

I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist

I don't write nothin' down, I keep it all in my head, intelligent
About my business, memory like an elephant

Haha, 40 Water likes to compare himself to animals.

I MC and I rap now, my goons will never back down
you know I'm Jamaican, you can tell the way my dad sounds

From New York to Cali, Japan to Eye-Tally
I'm known to be the microphone Mohammed Ali.

Burn me, I get into shit
I let it out like diarrhea

when I die, I wanna go to Hell
Cuz I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin tell

Since the 70s my pedigree been cheddar cheese
When I used to read those Jets and Ebonys

Since earlier times I would rhyme at the drop of a dime
Designing my freestyle lines one second ahead of the time I said 'em.

Aiyyo, lyrical gas spittin tha criminal tactics
Non-believers get my dick and genitals backwards

Some people say my shit sounds worse than a demo tape
I get violent-- here, let me demonstrate

Bang this on your iPod
I'm God

i stay hy like gyraph pussy / in my Trap Hous blowin bubble Kushii

But really less battle raps than straight-up facts, kinda like a news report
Untrue? 'Fuck you' be this jew's retort

i got 16 fever ;[

shaw-d a(s) me wuhtyme idiazs /sait iss 15 minutz pas th dymunz bitch

lyrix flecthru th juury / articla hardt melts yno they(pf)hear me / ih y'really know theyd chamber meyen clouds til myear(b)leedz in handcuffs / yr fearz free

sharty smoke thrax / wut u no bout that

^ ghettoreich

GOGHIN AWWL DAY LIKE THE CLOCK ON THE WALL

y' kn feel that which u can't see
erthz molten iron (f)low(zth)underneath yr beast

"There's a pudding stain on the back
And what the fuck is that...it might be doodoo!"

"I'm not alive, thug life!
Dave chappelle, that ain't your wife!"

Someone ban Arms from this thread pls.

im pretty sure he's perma banned site wide which means we should see him again in a few weeks

nice nick brightscreamer jk thx 4 tha support jk

evry day n evry night i no u try t feel alright n thats just how it goes
i know that lifell ktreachu down an throw yr body alla round n that ifvree 1 noze
but hav made the muzik made n it's ability t end all uv yr sorrow--
when yr jumpin alla round and really gotta hear the sound, therez no tomorrow

I think the Craig Mack thing about terrordomes and Mel "Gibsones" has the most staying power of any of these for me, it has been my favorite rap couplet of the moment for like six months...

Arms = that guy that's always rappin'

im pretty sure he's perma banned site wide which means we should see him again in a few weeks

-- J0rdan S., Saturday, 26 January 2008 23:51 (3 weeks ago) Link

nice nick brightscreamer jk thx 4 tha support jk

evry day n evry night i no u try t feel alright n thats just how it goes
i know that lifell ktreachu down an throw yr body alla round n that ifvree 1 noze
but hav made the muzik made n it's ability t end all uv yr sorrow--
when yr jumpin alla round and really gotta hear the sound, therez no tomorrow

-- Arms, Sunday, 27 January 2008 00:12 (3 weeks ago) Link

lol

i pimp hos from brazil to

uhmmm

tokyo

My eyes convinced, eclipsed with the younger moon attained with love.
It changed as almost strained amidst clear manna from above

Psyche! Just kiddin'. Jeff wanted to do that, but I didn't.
I thought that it would make the record dumb...I guess I wasn't wrong.

HO YES THAT FUCKING SONG

Get signed to Rawkus?
I'd rather be mouthfucked by nazis unconscious

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13uyj_chamillionaire-busta-rhymes-freesty_music

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4f1od_bet-rap-city-freestyles-juelz-santa_music

From darkness to DNA, I move with my brother
And we resonate with energy that shifts in colors
[...]
Check the total amount of MCs inflicted
With torture, for moving with work that's restricted
We criticize producers til their joints are right
And then accupuncture the track with the pin points of light
Hitting them from well concealed firing positions
With explosiveness that'll make the deaf listen

GZA, Rushing Elephants

mars & venus xp

I'll appear in your dreams like Freddie do, no kidding you
Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-sh-shit on you

past got me sick, OH BITCH WHAT YOU DID TO ME thursday REVERSE WORD PLAY GIVEr blade grade like a deadeyed child, the Ka-Bar flip, LIVE AND LEARN BABE GET IN URN AS TH OVEN TURNS BAYS TO 50 FEET UNDER sun burnt plagued -- yung jerzy - be careful

Midnight, chillin' at AM/PM,
Coolin', drinking apple juice in Evil's BM

The sounds up loud to attract attention,
Armor-Alled tires on a lowered suspension.

Girls still frontin, why? Don't even ask it
I still get head like a guillotine basket

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I'M GOIN
BUT I'MA SEND YOU THERE FIRST
AND WIT THE SHIT THAT I BE DOIN
I'MA SEND YOU THERE WORSE

So I went hard like Medusa starin' at me
I told her let's go let's blow this lame nigga factory

On her mattress bed her sex was just wild
Gave me backwards head, yeah, exorcist style

Step six.....mmmmmmmmmmm... it's kinda tricky
Don't forget that I'm motherfuckin' chickenshit!

Yeah

"So eeney meeney miney mo good goobelly goo I bumped my toe
Oh-oh, "oh-oh better get Maoco" chocolate Chip's about to flow"
-Fu Shcnickens

'I ain’t about givin niggas a chance
And I still raise shit to make my brother wanna get up and dance
-MOP

Sooo many more, but I need time to think, reminisce!

I'll make a muscle
grab the mic and hustle

He's a beast, he's a dog, he's a muhfuckin' problem
Okay you're a goon, but what's a goon to a goblin?