there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

Merday

xp I'm all for horror-comedy but not where the comedy is "Look how stupid this country bumpkin is!! Look at those funny faces he's making! He's so stupid!!!"

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:18 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But he is a stupid country bumpkin! And he is making funny faces! It's a goddamned comic book!

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:24 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's like if Disney Channel made a horror film.

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:25 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's so craven.

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:25 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amazing

i just don't want a businessman in the white house

― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:41 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Obama is a business, man

― Jilly Boel and the Eltones (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:42 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bideness-man

"#BASED NEWS THEY SPOTTED THE FIRST ALBINO WALE!! IM SCARED BECAUSE THERES MORE AMAZING ANIMALS WE DONT..." tmblr.co/Z2lMPyKBkGfU

― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, April 23, 2012 6:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone tell him we've known about asher roth for years

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 23, 2012 6:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wowwwwwwww

joke was right there tbh; I'm applauding the excellent delivery

Solo careers are so underrated
Keep your Garfunkel and Simon completely separated

― flopson, Sunday, February 5, 2012 11:38 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

gives credence to my Anthony Weiner/Andy Dick theory that guys born with a name like that must feel some kind of strange compulsion to live up to it

― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@a✧✧.fore✧✧✧ (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:13 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Local mayor Cumlord Tumescence is a perfect gentleman, to disprove your hypothesis.

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:15 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey wait my maiden name was Dicks! ....nevermind. :(

there's some inherent drama in the jawga boys video cuz you keep wondering "is the fat guy in the super cracker t-shirt gonna rap? then he does!

― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, April 26, 2012 4:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aw I was just coming here to post Abb's Mayor Cumlord post.

I bought my wife a Mast Brothers bar for Easter and now she's worried that there might be beard hairs in it.

― Moodles, Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post

wow, don't think I've ever been excelsiored before. I'm blushing.

aw bless

hey wait my maiden name was Dicks! ....nevermind. :(

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:22 PM (Yesterday)

It's lucky you didn't become president, because then newspapers would have been able to run headlines like "PRESIDENT DICKS VOTERS OVER AGAIN"

vote for dicks, dicks for progress,

http://theiowarepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Dix-Senate-602x451.jpg

paid for by Friends for Dix

we got a congressman named "dicks". that's norm dicks to you. stops sounding funny after a while.

Dicks surging ahead in the polls.

Iowa sure looks pretty

"I remember when it was all fields around here! Oh it still is..."

there'd be a big controversy about me not being American either! ;D

I kept it in my name so now I'm (Firstname) Dicks (Lastname, which is also a first name) and little Dicks has become a hilarious verb for the rest of my life.

so it's a dicks sandwich kinda

Yes. My surname is actually a man's first name, and my first name is a unisex one, so it's all a big wonderful genderfuck.

Little Dicks sounds like a Little Boots tribute act.

fun fact: my last name and Crut's are very similar, and ENBB's IRL friend thought he was my husband because he's seen both of us "Like" her statuses, etc. Crut! <3

Right, so your first name is the same as the woman who isn't ENBB's friend, and Paul is the one that made the sandwiches...

sorry, I was don't want to be googled. I DO want to start secret love affair with Crut rumours. Is that so hard?

Your last name is Curti?

No, my last name is the same as his, except his is plural and mine is singular. Also we're doing it, a lot.

I had too many tickets as a teenager and my insurance quote was through the roof. My dad said he knew a guy who could work around it at his insurance agency to make it affordable.

When I got my insurance card back, it said TRE BAKERY.

I have no idea if that would've worked, but I did drive a lot slower to avoid having to explain to a cop what the hell that was supposed to mean.

Nice! The first health card my younger brother Jack received in the mail said JACKMAN. That one stuck.

I decided never to buy magazines like that after an incident when I was 17 and a guy in my class had a copy of GQ and was like "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaah this is how to be a man, snoball, betcha don't know anything about that, eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh?!", all the while waving it in my face, and I realised that he was just a colossal twunt and the magazine may have only been partly responsible for that, but responsible enough for me to avoid that kind of thing.

― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, April 27, 2012 11:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Waving the magazine in my face, I should say.

― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, April 27, 2012 11:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxKq3iUgj2k&feature=related

xp
wait, Jackman Dicks? oh boy

Half brother, different surname.

I am the last of the Dicks. :(

You'll always be a dick to me, tho

Thanks Michael :)

fun fact: my last name and Crut's are very similar, and ENBB's IRL friend thought he was my husband because he's seen both of us "Like" her statuses, etc. Crut! <3

This is like one of those IQ tests that I could never get the hang of.

Sorry. Our last names are almost the same. We both comment/Like statuses that ENBB posts on FB, which her friends would see. I met her & her friend in person, mentioned my husband, and he was like "His name's Crut, right?" :)

OK I worked it out now.

You're going to have fun checking into hotels.

I mean that in a nice non-hostile way.

Actually, I checked into a hotel with ENBB & her friend (sharing one room) and the clerk made a joke about how friend was a very lucky man! Then asked him how our night was when we checked out the next day 0_o

You're not going to have fun checking into hotels.

I always have fun checking into hotels! But maybe you're confused. My surname isn't Dicks anymore now that I'm married - it's relatively innocuous, except that it's usually a man's first name ('tis St3ph3n).

That clerk's comments seem pretty clearly unprofessional! Right?