Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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"Hey! Thought I'd drop you a line to see how you're doing these days. How's the wife and kids? Good? And, while I'm asking, how's your dog? Btw, do you happen to have any dirt to dish on that LiLo business? Real inside dirt, I mean."

Aimless, Monday, 23 April 2012 02:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

WTF @ the jesus stuff in the comments on that radaronline article

StanM, Monday, 23 April 2012 02:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's a radar thing i think, like i've seen elsewhere that righty groups have zeroed in on radar as this haven of hollywood liberal snark culture

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 23 April 2012 03:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ok lol, they're doing a great job converting everyone.

StanM, Monday, 23 April 2012 03:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

buzza, Monday, 30 April 2012 06:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

buzza, Monday, 30 April 2012 06:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

moving in the right direction at least

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 April 2012 06:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

she looks a little like heather graham there. but heather graham looks better, and is sixteen years lindsay's senior.

Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Monday, 30 April 2012 07:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

There's a fine line between luscious sexy lips and Ronald McDonald.

StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 10:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think she's looking distinctly Angelina Jolie-ish these days.

quincie, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

ugh finally a good look

those lips!

surm, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

dude if i looked like that id be THRILLED

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

yea def very hot

finallyyyyyyyy

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

(watch she'll be blonde again tomorrow)

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

i really think blonde could work for her but she needs to get the shade right. i used ultra light blonde for years then on a whim switched up to a neutral medium blonde which looks x1000 better and makes me so embarrassed i walked through life with almost white hair for so long

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm just intensely in love with red hair tbh

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

feelin this

frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

sigourney weaver on a good day

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

There is no way LiLo is gonna make it to Sigourney Weaver levels of mature hotness.

quincie, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

they should be in a movie together anyway tho

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^your terrible/amazing ideas

quincie, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

it would be some kind of warped combination of weaver's "heartbreakers" and "georgia rule"

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hot, Ready and Chest-Bursting

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:25 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is so key. esp lowlights

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^Not as bad as URL implies

caro's johnson (Eazy), Friday, 11 May 2012 01:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Sigourney Weaver as a three-star general, Lindsay Lohan as her misfit niece.

caro's johnson (Eazy), Friday, 11 May 2012 01:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

still pretty bad

the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 01:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

this thread fills me with sadness but also empathy because i've also been ravaged by substances to a prematurely aged look over the eight years since i first posted to it. upside is that my boobs are smaller now too.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 11 May 2012 02:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^ you don't look so bad in this pic

the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 02:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

did u guys cover 'had dinner with Woody Allen' or was that a diff chick?

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

Lindsay is a huge admirer of his work.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Soon-Yi looked soooo enthused to be photographed w/her.

Leslie Mann: Boner Machine (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Didn't know they were doing it as a vampire flick. Interesting choice.

nickn, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hit An 18-Wheeler

Hare Kinsey (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 June 2012 23:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

what would be a reason to refuse a ride to the emergency room? serious question, sorry if that's totally obvious etc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2012 23:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

Practising for her next role as Jayne Mansfield?

Aimless, Friday, 8 June 2012 23:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol the Porche was a rental

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 8 June 2012 23:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

what would be a reason to refuse a ride to the emergency room? serious question, sorry if that's totally obvious etc

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, June 8, 2012 7:29 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

didnt want to pay the ambulance bill

Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 9 June 2012 00:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

ty

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 June 2012 05:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wanted to show up at the same time as her lawyer to make sure she didn't consent to any blood tests she shouldn't

mh, Saturday, 9 June 2012 05:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^this and giving the paparazzi the slip?

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

also: self-centered and a little insane

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 9 June 2012 20:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

tru

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

Set to star in micro-budget The Canyons, directed by Paul Schrader, written by Bret Easton Ellis, co-starring with James Dean; Ellis has promised "four-ways."

Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

er, make that "James Deen," not the hologram.

Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

let's admit we know who that guy is all at once... wait no

Nhex, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:39 (2 years ago) Permalink


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