My God, It's So Full of Shit, Video Gaaaaymes... Rolling Worst Songs of 2012

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Ha! I was just now introduced to "3 Second Rule" and came directly here to post it. Jon Lewis beat me by a few days.

My God, It's So Full of Shit!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 April 2012 00:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

sorta limited to spotify's offerings but
http://open.spotify.com/user/maurajohnston/playlist/7LR1QkQnEPvLAIUTRxwCpr

maura, Thursday, 26 April 2012 05:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

the title is ironic, i guess

✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Friday, 27 April 2012 03:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

i heard that on top 40 radio and was like o___________________O but i forgot about it before i could post it here

hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's almost like a knowing parody of the dozens of TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME songs that have proliferated since "I Gotta Feeling" but somehow even worse

✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

it kind of jams in spite of its obvious awfulness tho :/

hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

but a really bizarre thing to hear between katy perry and adele

hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?W2G6ql9zBv0

MarkoP, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Whoops. Try this:

MarkoP, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wow.

Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 04:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

If anyone would like to fill up this thread in a day I highly recommend watching an 8 hour block of MTV-U.

They LOVE that Wallpaper video.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 08:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 09:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yep, that was pretty grim.

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Haha wow that's really someting

badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

something

badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Anjulie - Behind the Music
http://www.youtube.com/v/U3_TSG4AkOE&fs=1&hl=en

can i just

aw forget it

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok i just watched that clip from The Voice

good god

after LDR the other day it's just like...... on what grounds does this show have to "coach" anyone in ANYTHING

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

that is a beautiful trainwreck.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

I could watch that guy from The Script sliding along the floor miming to Tom Jones singing the "Touch me" bit all day. The look on his face is pricless, like he's clearly living out all his Bono fantasies right there on that stage.

Theres something so perfect about the way Tom Jones just suddenly appears clearly making up his own tune, then suddenly he just starts shouting really loudly, almost in a panic.

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

is 3 second rule about how if you work in a kitchen and you drop some food on the floor you can still serve it to a customer as long as you pick it up quick?

l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

essentially

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

wowowow

kid steel (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

omg that Voice clip

why is will.i.am there, he is not known for his "voice"

also lol @ Tom Jones being 5 million years old and still kicking everyone else's ass

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

the shame of TO

Simon H., Thursday, 3 May 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

i listened to approximately 1.87 new mickey avalon songs just now

maura, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

sorry about that

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

fucking shit

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 25 May 2012 05:49 (11 months ago) Permalink

and, thank you summer jams thread:

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 June 2012 00:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

would not have expected andy milonakis to impact pop in 2012

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 June 2012 20:46 (11 months ago) Permalink

NEATO massive knockers

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 June 2012 07:13 (11 months ago) Permalink

I generally measure the badness of these songs by how far into it I get before closing the window in disgust. NEATO was :51 in, but that's only cause the first 30 seconds of the video don't contain any music.

the mating calls of sarcastic sharks (jer.fairall), Friday, 8 June 2012 02:19 (11 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

oh god no

r|t|c, Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:27 (9 months ago) Permalink

Lisa Gail Allred is back! Was tempted to start a thread just for her, and if she does a third video I just might (there are more songs on the net so be prepared). But the talent that brought you "The 3 Second Rule" has returned with "Coffee Or Tea":

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 21:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

this fucking song

keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 3 August 2012 22:15 (9 months ago) Permalink

This video too! So wonderfully North Texas.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 22:18 (9 months ago) Permalink

omg

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 3 August 2012 23:03 (9 months ago) Permalink

The hell?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 4 August 2012 00:59 (9 months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-v-UUk5wQ

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

.................wow

teledyldonix, Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:01 (9 months ago) Permalink

Is it too early to miss the "classic Pomplamoose"?

Noam Karavany 1 week ago 38

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:10 (9 months ago) Permalink

It is spectacular how everything in that youtube is so bad.

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:11 (9 months ago) Permalink

Is this the fruit of their promise to make ”EDM”

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:25 (9 months ago) Permalink

wow that is so very unredeemably bad

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:06 (9 months ago) Permalink

billstevejim, Friday, 17 August 2012 07:42 (9 months ago) Permalink

I'm betting you love creep mode

Lee626, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:08 (9 months ago) Permalink

yeah, that song is fucking horrible.

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:02 (9 months ago) Permalink

goole, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:13 (9 months ago) Permalink

And here I thought, "Oh this can't be worse than the time they ruined Music Sounds Better With You".

I was proven wrong.

MarkoP, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:16 (9 months ago) Permalink


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