there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

haha, Ned, you should fact-check all ILX threads from now on

― rob, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 12:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I'm sorry guys, but that isn't really the name of his dog."

― rob, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 12:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

excerpted:

My sense of white privilege is so high that frankly, anything less than being King-Emperor would likely disaapoint me

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 4:22 PM (48 seconds ago)

Would the £97 million allow you to put Thom Yorke in your... y'know... though? Is the question.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe not thom yorke - he wouldn't even play concerts in china or hong kong because he doesn't support the chinese regime

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

China is not, as far as I know, a reasonable comparison for MB's... y'know.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And now I have T'Pau singing, so thanks!

Michael Jackson is basically chaotic good & Axl Rose is lawful evil. If you are in battle Axl will probably kill extra people just to keep himself safe which will benefit your party but Michael is your man otherwise, lawful evil characters will fuck you every time and do not actually give a shit about who they hurt whereas chaotic good players can be Eladrin, who possess Darkvision, the ability to see in the dark & are resistant to cold & fire

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:51 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just came here for that!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah

Twenty year old at work provided the inevitable "who's Dick Clark?"

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she said
and smiled in her special way

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:51 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Curse you, you beat me by mere seconds.

Man nothing better than some fresh warm mayo squirted on some on some nice warm buns amirite

― I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:19 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have a big back deck that is rarely used.

― Jeff, Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:19 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^

yeah that's a masterpiece.

*mwah*

I'm contributing.

Oh, thanks Morday. I just figured out I get sundance so that's cool.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, April 20, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday)

oops- mordy

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, April 20, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday)

Morday comes before Tuesday

― Mordy, Friday, April 20, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday)

that's actually the 2nd time you've called him Morday in this thread today, E. the first time really cracked me up.

― some dude, Friday, April 20, 2012 7:12 PM (Yesterday)

Mordé

― sockless in moccasins (jaymc), Friday, April 20, 2012 8:48 PM (Yesterday)

the new scent from calvin klein

― raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, April 20, 2012 10:39 PM (Yesterday)

Merday

xp I'm all for horror-comedy but not where the comedy is "Look how stupid this country bumpkin is!! Look at those funny faces he's making! He's so stupid!!!"

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:18 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But he is a stupid country bumpkin! And he is making funny faces! It's a goddamned comic book!

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:24 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's like if Disney Channel made a horror film.

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:25 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's so craven.

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:25 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amazing

i just don't want a businessman in the white house

― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:41 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Obama is a business, man

― Jilly Boel and the Eltones (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:42 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bideness-man

"#BASED NEWS THEY SPOTTED THE FIRST ALBINO WALE!! IM SCARED BECAUSE THERES MORE AMAZING ANIMALS WE DONT..." tmblr.co/Z2lMPyKBkGfU

― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, April 23, 2012 6:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone tell him we've known about asher roth for years

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 23, 2012 6:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wowwwwwwww

joke was right there tbh; I'm applauding the excellent delivery

Solo careers are so underrated
Keep your Garfunkel and Simon completely separated

― flopson, Sunday, February 5, 2012 11:38 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

gives credence to my Anthony Weiner/Andy Dick theory that guys born with a name like that must feel some kind of strange compulsion to live up to it

― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@a✧✧.fore✧✧✧ (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:13 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Local mayor Cumlord Tumescence is a perfect gentleman, to disprove your hypothesis.

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:15 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey wait my maiden name was Dicks! ....nevermind. :(

there's some inherent drama in the jawga boys video cuz you keep wondering "is the fat guy in the super cracker t-shirt gonna rap? then he does!

― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, April 26, 2012 4:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aw I was just coming here to post Abb's Mayor Cumlord post.

I bought my wife a Mast Brothers bar for Easter and now she's worried that there might be beard hairs in it.

― Moodles, Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post

wow, don't think I've ever been excelsiored before. I'm blushing.

aw bless

hey wait my maiden name was Dicks! ....nevermind. :(

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:22 PM (Yesterday)

It's lucky you didn't become president, because then newspapers would have been able to run headlines like "PRESIDENT DICKS VOTERS OVER AGAIN"

vote for dicks, dicks for progress,

http://theiowarepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Dix-Senate-602x451.jpg

paid for by Friends for Dix

we got a congressman named "dicks". that's norm dicks to you. stops sounding funny after a while.

Dicks surging ahead in the polls.

Iowa sure looks pretty

"I remember when it was all fields around here! Oh it still is..."

there'd be a big controversy about me not being American either! ;D

I kept it in my name so now I'm (Firstname) Dicks (Lastname, which is also a first name) and little Dicks has become a hilarious verb for the rest of my life.

so it's a dicks sandwich kinda

Yes. My surname is actually a man's first name, and my first name is a unisex one, so it's all a big wonderful genderfuck.

Little Dicks sounds like a Little Boots tribute act.

fun fact: my last name and Crut's are very similar, and ENBB's IRL friend thought he was my husband because he's seen both of us "Like" her statuses, etc. Crut! <3

Right, so your first name is the same as the woman who isn't ENBB's friend, and Paul is the one that made the sandwiches...

sorry, I was don't want to be googled. I DO want to start secret love affair with Crut rumours. Is that so hard?

Your last name is Curti?

No, my last name is the same as his, except his is plural and mine is singular. Also we're doing it, a lot.

I had too many tickets as a teenager and my insurance quote was through the roof. My dad said he knew a guy who could work around it at his insurance agency to make it affordable.

When I got my insurance card back, it said TRE BAKERY.

I have no idea if that would've worked, but I did drive a lot slower to avoid having to explain to a cop what the hell that was supposed to mean.

Nice! The first health card my younger brother Jack received in the mail said JACKMAN. That one stuck.

roll on roller

Go for it.

if you ain't gonna, i will

i did it!

I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

black keys are great, the hippest teenagers agree

indie fans, rap fans, dubstep fans, black keys no know boundaries w/ teenagers

even chillwave teens