IF ILYA BRYZGALOV IS SO GREAT WHY HAS HE BEEN ON FOUR TEAMS IN TEN YEARS: THE NHL 2011-2012 THREAD (INCLUDING VANCOUVER RECONSTRUCTION, BOSTON HANGOVER AND OFFSEASON SHENANIGANS. HOCKEY IS THE BEST)

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wau that's a bad goal corey crawford

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

fucking hell that was soft

yologram (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure sidney crosby's ass just scored a goal

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Thursday, 19 April 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

there's been nothing like this series for twenty years

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Thursday, 19 April 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

apparently the key to the flyers-penguins series is to let the other team score first

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlThzE25AG4

25 years ago tonight btw

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

YESSSSSSSS

Lamp, Thursday, 19 April 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

yay schneider! and daniel!

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Thursday, 19 April 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

crawford is fucking maddening

yologram (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 April 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

it's okay; your panthers are even

mookieproof, Friday, 20 April 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

crawford = not a playoff caliber goalie

srsly never seen so many people so pissed as when that puck rolled in. they didn't even show a replay.

Silky Slim (dan m), Friday, 20 April 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

if I'm being honest the Wings never looked like they were going anywhere

Silky Slim (dan m), Saturday, 21 April 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

caps/bruins series has been good

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Saturday, 21 April 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

game-winner was not tim thomas' most shining moment

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

no, it was kind of a shocker really. nice to see people scoring after those first few games though.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

Boo.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

i won't claim that raffi torres doesn't deserve 25 games -- he is a repeat offender and menace in general.

maybe if shanahan had shown the nerve to suspend shea weber (on a clear shot to the head/intent to injure) the first round wouldn't have degenerated into ufc.

what if zetterberg had had to be stretchered off? what if hossa had bounced back up? are those hits suddenly dirtier or cleaner?

and what if torres were his team's captain instead of a checker?

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

it is really loud in st. louis

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 April 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

please keep pissing off andy mac :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

bnw, Sunday, 22 April 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder if the Hawks would be one of the teams looking to trade for Luongo?

Bryan, Sunday, 22 April 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

(not that he would've made the save on that goal)

Bryan, Sunday, 22 April 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

fuckin flyers

bryz was pretty good today (finally)

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 April 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder if the Hawks would be one of the teams looking to trade for Luongo?

xxpost: Lu kinda reminds me of Nabokov. both have had stellar regular seasons in the past, but in the playoffs not as much consistency

epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 22 April 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

luongo is a shaky playoff performer with a $5.5m cap hit for each of the next 10 years. i can only see two types of team that would want him -- one that needs to reach the salary floor (florida?) or one that just needs to make the playoffs period (leafs?)

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 April 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

loleafs

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 22 April 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

luongo back to florida would be the ultimate lol-time lol-star team

smash sbros (Will M.), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

: o

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 April 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

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Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 April 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

His deal has a bunch of outs long before 2021. See him going to Florida thanks to his crazy wife who's refused to move to Vancouver.

Bryan, Monday, 23 April 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

man fuck hockey

Lamp, Monday, 23 April 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

id even k who to cheer for now that the sharks and the canucks are out

Lamp, Monday, 23 April 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

sens imo

Silky Slim (dan m), Monday, 23 April 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

Kings! (or Blues), imo

xxpost

epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Monday, 23 April 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

man fuck hockey

SERIOUSLY. I am so disgruntled by Nashville. I think Carrie Underwood is their Melisandre.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, 23 April 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

ouch hawks

Silky Slim (dan m), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 03:53 (eleven years ago) link

changing of the guard in the western conference

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

i'm going for the Flyers based solely on calling that upset and everyone scoffing at me.

smash williams, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

i'll be curious to see what they can do against a team that can actually play defense.

i'm feeling the blues

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

can't remember a playoff series i've ever cared less about than devils-panthers

don't even feel like making a brodeur sister-in-law joke

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

Luongo willing to waive no-trade clause

"I've always been about the team first, and obviously they got a guy (Cory Schneider) here who is going to be a superstar in this league the next 10, 12, 15 years," Luongo said.

luooool

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/imrZ5.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 April 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

I'd say he's finally gone off the deep end but

Silky Slim (dan m), Thursday, 26 April 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

suck on it, Boston

GoT SPOILER ALERT (Gukbe), Thursday, 26 April 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

caps!

correspondent on the local dc sports network referenced jim zorn and said they just kept it medium XD

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 April 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

@EdgeofSports
If I pointed out that Joel Ward, a Black man, scored winning goal on TIM THOMAS in BOSTON, people might think I'm inferring a thing or two.

Like...

Bruins Fans Calling Joel Ward The N-Word

http://chirpstory.com/li/6781

Andy K, Thursday, 26 April 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

Jesus fucking Christ that's terrible

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 26 April 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

fuck

Silky Slim (dan m), Thursday, 26 April 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

sad thing is that it is not shocking. especially from Boston fans.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

I love that some of the follow up comments posted at the bottom found the names and addresses of the perpetrators.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

"As a white man that respects hockey and black culture i am going to make exposing these fucking vile c*nts my hobby for the next few days.PitchforkTorchz 9 hours ago "

That ought to be interesting.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link


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