rap music's memorable banalities

Ali said 'pay for lunch,' so I did it.

― viacom dios, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

We shared chicken sandwiches. They was a dollar fifty.

― viacom dios, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

four fifteen inch speakers aren't very banal, that's a lot of bass

― los blue jeans, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 23:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

You don’t cook, you don’t clean or press my jeans / you don’t scrub or wash clothes or buy food / or make any cream in this bitch, you don’t read to the seeds. All you do is watch TV and smoke weed / get your nails done and feet scrubbed and hair weaved / sleep all day, eat, gain weight, can’t breathe.

― viacom dios, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

yes my name is roman, last name is zolanski, but no relation to roman polanski

― fennel cartwright, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm like 'probably if you clean up and read a little.'

― viacom dios, Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Went to buy me a pair from the skateboard shop/Went home, they didn't fit, so I had to re-cop

― Charles de Gaul (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

PB? PB? Who is Peabo Bryson?
Two years ago I renewed my license

― Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:18 (4 months ago) Permalink

Now I'm not all about dissing someone else personnel
But there's no quota on your odor, that's right, you smell

― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:55 (4 months ago) Permalink

thats what the song is about tho

― Guccifer 2 Time (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:29 (4 months ago) Permalink

well yes, i suppose so.

― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 07:25 (4 months ago) Permalink

*Insert 2 Chainz lyric here*

― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 08:39 (4 months ago) Permalink

I fucked Sherane and went to tell my bros
Then Usher Raymond "Let it Burn" came on

― Lambo Sedan (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:15 (3 months ago) Permalink

^Wondering if that one is maybe an oblique gonorrhea joke tho. Or something deeper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― Lambo Sedan (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:17 (3 months ago) Permalink

"I'm rollin thicker than a milkshake
I like to eat crab but I prefer steak" - Spice 1

― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

I go on and on
can't understand how I last so long

― The Reverend, Saturday, 6 April 2013 06:48 (2 months ago) Permalink