"I...I need to keep this sheet. It has some pretty amazing laser sex math in it."
― andrew m., Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://twitter.com/#!/UtilityLimb/statuses/193412321329152002
― Mordy, Saturday, 21 April 2012 02:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
;_;
― mh, Saturday, 21 April 2012 02:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
The dialogue in the last couple of manifestations (welcome back, Cornelius!) nudge me twds the thought that this may yet be a shark unjumped.
― anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
("the brandied imp")!("back into the bitter stream")!("half their eyes on")!("Plus...if I stop touching it, I'm littering")!
^--- sorry about parentheses and exclamation marks
― anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Manwich is a loose, wet sandwich product which, when topically applied, provides the illusion of vigor."
― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
"a) it did happenb) it didn't happenc) it COULD happen"
― Sisig Steve (stevie), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 09:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
Theo Freedom signs his E's like Ray
― mh, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
what is a dog
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 06:10 (11 months ago) Permalink
You sure are looking at your sheet, Ray!I would get ... the good grade!
"Not hi."
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 26 May 2012 06:53 (11 months ago) Permalink
Straight-up orgasm! Steaks present!
― Just saying. (stevie), Monday, 25 June 2012 06:27 (11 months ago) Permalink
This "comeback" is dishwater-weak -- recycled and unenthusiastic. Saveur can have him.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 03:07 (10 months ago) Permalink
ya
― visions of kreayshawn with joanna newsom (bernard snowy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 11:35 (10 months ago) Permalink
http://chrisonstad.blogspot.com/2013/02/achewood-2013.html?m=1
http://vimeo.com/m/60365255
*crosses fingers*
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 10:23 (3 months ago) Permalink
tentatively excited?
― big draadje kane (m bison), Monday, 25 February 2013 14:11 (3 months ago) Permalink
every time this thread is revived i end up rereading a bunch of achewood and just falling in love with it again.
― Jay Nerdlinger (stevie), Monday, 25 February 2013 14:23 (3 months ago) Permalink
I can't help but think that this is a horrible misstep. Then again, the Drinky Crow show was good for its short but entertaining run. But, achewood...
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 25 February 2013 15:58 (3 months ago) Permalink
― big draadje kane (m bison), Monday, February 25, 2013 8:11 AM (1 hour ago)
^^^
― I Don't Wanna Be Dissed (By Anyone But You) (WilliamC), Monday, 25 February 2013 16:07 (3 months ago) Permalink
I can't help but think that this is a horrible misstep.
I figure the strip was done anyway, and maybe it might work. it could work. it would be ace if it did work.
― Jay Nerdlinger (stevie), Monday, 25 February 2013 16:19 (3 months ago) Permalink
getting the voices right will make or break it
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 25 February 2013 17:35 (3 months ago) Permalink
otm
Onstad's clean lines should make this fairly cheap and easy to animate, which that snippet sort of confirms (to the extent that ten seconds of video can confirm anything).
― I Don't Wanna Be Dissed (By Anyone But You) (WilliamC), Monday, 25 February 2013 17:39 (3 months ago) Permalink
Can't watch the clip till I get home, but I find it extremely hard to imagine a real life voice that would capture Roast Beef.
― Vinnie, Monday, 25 February 2013 18:52 (3 months ago) Permalink
There are no voices in the clip.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 25 February 2013 18:53 (3 months ago) Permalink
animation looks good tho
― call all destroyer, Monday, 25 February 2013 18:54 (3 months ago) Permalink
this isn't going to work i'm afraidhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=b_97q16TFxk
― Number None, Friday, 1 March 2013 03:28 (2 months ago) Permalink
IRONY
that was hideously awful
― acid sierra (electricsound), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:30 (2 months ago) Permalink
oh man that ray voice is just incorrect imo. dude is not half-cajun or whatever is going on there.
― Clay, Friday, 1 March 2013 03:31 (2 months ago) Permalink
noooo, that's bad. not dry enough.
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 1 March 2013 03:39 (2 months ago) Permalink
i always pictured beef as sounding more like tina from bobs burgers
― acid sierra (electricsound), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:42 (2 months ago) Permalink
It comes disturbingly close to being an impression of a "black guy" voice
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:43 (2 months ago) Permalink
just the comic timing in general of that footage is insanely off
yeah roast beef as tina from bob's burgers is about right. maybe a little more exasperated.
― Clay, Friday, 1 March 2013 03:45 (2 months ago) Permalink
this is fucking terriblelike potentially a joke terrible
― forks is lucky he didn't get stabbed over a marilyn monroe cd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:47 (2 months ago) Permalink
like xtranormal terribleevery voice is wrong.every joke is terribly timed.so sad
― forks is lucky he didn't get stabbed over a marilyn monroe cd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:48 (2 months ago) Permalink
I thought everyone other than Ray was generally ok, although it was really jarring to hear the characters
also, lol bob marley
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:50 (2 months ago) Permalink
i had to stop after about 10 seconds of ray
― JoeStork, Friday, 1 March 2013 03:50 (2 months ago) Permalink
It says test footage, so maybe the voices aren't final?
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:51 (2 months ago) Permalink
the guy doing ray's voice is Toby Huss, aka Artie, the Strongest Man in the World.
― Clay, Friday, 1 March 2013 03:54 (2 months ago) Permalink
well, nothing is final considering they're shopping test footage and have created zero actual episodes!
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 03:54 (2 months ago) Permalink
Onstad as Beef was pretty good I thought, but yeah, that ain't right for Ray.
― I Don't Wanna Be Dissed (By Anyone But You) (WilliamC), Friday, 1 March 2013 04:09 (2 months ago) Permalink
it does feel a little flat but maybe that's because i'm already familiar with the jokes. i can't imagine the comics being acted out any other way. timing does seem weird.
the voices are certainly jarring but again... i don't know how i'd expect ray to sound. the voice as-is is a little weird, but i hope and assume that will be refined. i think i might have expected ray to speak with enthusiasm in the place of a funky accent.
my least fav voice is philippe - just seems like generic child voice, which i always find grating
agree that onstad was on point
best voice of the test footage was tina though, for sure. "terrible". curious as to how they'll flesh out the less-explored characters. i was always curious about tina and hearing her talk in her terrible voice confirmed my suspicions about who she was i think
― cocktail onion (fennel cartwright), Friday, 1 March 2013 06:02 (2 months ago) Permalink
― JoeStork, Friday, March 1, 2013 3:50 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^^^^^this. heartbroken.
― The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Friday, 1 March 2013 08:24 (2 months ago) Permalink
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, March 1, 2013 3:43 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tbf this more or less describes Ray's general turn of phrase as well but yeah I did think it was going full Dolemite at a couple of points
― an average girl realizing that leggings aren't helping the cause (DJ Mencap), Friday, 1 March 2013 08:42 (2 months ago) Permalink
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 1 March 2013 11:46 (2 months ago) Permalink
Huh liked it better than I thought I would, but maybe that's just because there was ten people itt pooping on it. Onstad actually nailed Roast Beef, but I guess he knows these voices intimately. Ray was close to what I imagined but something is off, like the actor isn't fully committed. Philippe is whatever. Worst was that the comedic timing was weird like many have pointed out, but I still laughed at a couple jokes like Philippe's scone line.
― Vinnie, Saturday, 2 March 2013 13:44 (2 months ago) Permalink
If anything, Ray sounds over-committed to me. But once again yeah, not far off from what I had heard in my head.
― how's life, Saturday, 2 March 2013 14:14 (2 months ago) Permalink
i watched this a second time, and it just doesn't work. i *really don't like the cold, cheap animation. and again, the pacing seems off. it should be drier. don't ask me what that means: just DRIER.
― The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:48 (2 months ago) Permalink
only the segment about stuffing so many toilet flushes in the toilet feels achewood to me.
― The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:49 (2 months ago) Permalink
Drier to mean means a more subtle Ray
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:56 (2 months ago) Permalink
this was...bad
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 2 March 2013 16:00 (2 months ago) Permalink