zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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irl lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 01:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

We're all going to feel awkward when they end up getting married.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha awesome

an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

Zooey without eyeliner & makeup : http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/zooey-deschanel-and-jessica-pare-photographed-with

StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 10:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, "without eyeliner & makeup", but still with styling, lighting and Photoshop I'd imagine.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 30 April 2012 11:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

god that makes me angry

Number None, Monday, 30 April 2012 11:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

what/how/why?

StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 11:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

xxpost: according to this http://www.psdisasters.com/2012/04/photoshop-round-up-links-we-love_28.html : "People Magazine's "Most Beautiful People" issue has a special section featuring stars without make-up or Photoshop." - no mention of lighting or styling obv, but yeah

StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 11:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

it was a joke, referring to the "styling, lighting and Photoshop" comment

Number None, Monday, 30 April 2012 11:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

can we talk about how awful her iPhone commercial is, can we stop pretending that people act like this when nobody else is around

you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

I am 100% certain she acts like that when other people aren't around

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

Samuel L Jackson, OTOH, has never made gazpacho in his life

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

i dunno man

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

If the ad showed him washing a hat...

Mark G, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

I get Siri to do a lot of googling/music playing/weather checking for me when no one else is around. :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

ad is unbelievably awful. "Deliver me hairslides while I dance about soup"

stet, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

i watched 15 min of new girl a couple nights ago and it was NOT GOOD. there were a bunch of guys trying to teach dermot mcdermot how to drink beer and "be american" and zooey was all into it at this point, woohoo, partytime funzone, etc...and then she hinted several times to dermot mcd that it was time to go to bed, and she actively asked him to go to bed but he stayed with the guys. she turned to the camera, pouted, and walked to the room alone.

wtf is up with this show?!

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

also they weren't trying to teach Dermot how to "be American", they were teaching him a nonsensical drinking game they made up called "Great American" which appears to consist of shouting at each other and drinking while crawling around on the furniture (as is common with most drinking games...?)

I do agree that portion of the show was annoying but the followup where Schmidt and Nick stab Dermot was kind of funny

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

i didn't realize siri was the universal name of the phone voice, i thoguht that was one of zooey's quirky personal touches

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

it was "true american" but yes that game was hilarious

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

it was the only 15 min of the show i saw -- it's good to know that it made sense to someone. i don't know anything about the dynamics of the characters or w/e - just relaying what i saw as it appeared to me.

hearing that dermot got stabbed does appeal to me, so thanks.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

nah, I can only assume Zooey would name is Moondoggie or something xp

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

It, not is. Siri. You know.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

Zooey "Moondoggie" Deschanel

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

i felt kind of bad for her, really -- she didn't get to do anything but jump around, provide reaction shots, be a nag, and get spurned. that's kind of a bummer, but i'm sure she gets to have more fun and/or do more things in other parts of the show.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

the two funniest scenes this show has ever had were when she was trying out her "kinky" sex moves on Justin Long and pretty much the entire episode with their landlord

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

she tried out her kinky sex moves on her landlord AND justin long? yikes.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

justin long IS her landlord

dayo, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

honestly, the landlord episode is one of my favorite episodes of television from the past season (others include the Community Christmas episode and pretty much the entirety of Happy Endings)

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

Samuel L Jackson, OTOH, has never made gazpacho in his life

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, April 30, 2012 1:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno man

― some dude, Monday, April 30, 2012 1:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thakig u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 14:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

*applauds*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

If you need your phone to tell you it is raining, you should probably be in some sort of assisted living facility.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

i think the whole Deschanel old timey hipster act is in part aspiring to that, young healthy women who want to act like helpless old ladies and listen to bluegrass or w/e

some dude, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

frogbs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

ahahaha

markers, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

what bothers me the most about the Sam Jackson one is the part where he says "remind me to put the gazpatcho on ice...unless you like hotspatcho" - I get that Siri is supposed to recognize conversational English, but literally telling jokes to an inanimate object is something nobody would ever do unless they were actually a lunatic

frogbs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, his kills me. And 'tell me where I can buy X for my risotto..' dude, Siri doesn't care about your risotto. She just wants to google shit for you.

I'm bitter because Canadian iPhones don't have the functionality for Siri to look up places nearby for you :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

They should make a follow-up where a jealous Siri sabotages his date

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

Siri Alan.

Mark G, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

I can't find the New Girl thread with the search function? Wanted to talk about that last episode. Schmidt's and Cece's breakup was actually kind of sad.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread

(quotes in titles make things hard to search for, in my experience)

koogs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

can she seem like a girl from Butcher Holler? Sissy Spacek leaves some big shoes to fill.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/zooey-deschanel-lands-lead-role-in-broadways-coal-miners-daughter-20120511

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

She probably tweeted max to play her dad cuz of his resemblance to Levon Helm.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's gonna be like Lil Abner.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

is there a thread dedicated to New Girl? the show is CRAZY good

Ryan's taint is definitely unavoidable. (stevie), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

I love New Girl. Schmidt is one of the most awesome comic creations ever. I'd kind of like to see him and Barney Stinson team up.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:43 (1 year ago) Permalink


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