Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

I'd like Wigan to win because
a) it will make United's defeat last week not look so bad
b) it might mean Spurs still have some chance of getting third (though Spurs seem incapable of winning a single match these days)
c) Martinez
d) it keeps alive the faint hope that Villa could get relegated

I'm conflicted about the fate of QPR. On the one hand I'd like them to stay up - nice, smallish London club that were always up in the top flight when I were a lad. On the other hand: hoops. And Mark Hughes.

― Let's Talk About Socks (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like Martinez but I feel now that Bolton is really going to need every other team around them to be utterly shit.

Though would love to see Villa drop because McLeish.

― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

plus a potential sequel to the four year plan

and their horrible players

qpr aren't a v likable team and i want them to go down

sorry rtc

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

Villa need to go down definitely

― Number None, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

probably enhance his job prospects though

― Number None, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

WTF MY STREAM, FROM WHAT I THINK IS A SPANISH CHANNEL - I HAVE NO COMMENTARY, JUST GOING BY ON SCREEN WORDS - JUST DECIDED NOT TO SHOW A MINUTE OF THE GAME TO INSTEAD PROMOTE CLASICO. IF IT WAS A DULL GAME THEN FINE BUT GO FUCK YOURSELF WHOEVER I AM STEALING THIS FROM.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

firstrow has fox soccer channel

― Number None, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

well i have a near hd picture that is streaming perfectly, so i'm not going to give it up. i learnt a long time ago that once i find one that 'works' to not chase anything better. but this is an actual tv channel acting like dicks. kinda like that everton-liverpool game a couple years back. i already get advertised to on the shirts, the sideboards, the name of the stadium and things that pop up on the bottom and side of the screen - let me at least have the bloody game going on around them.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

wigan really are the strangest team in the league. flashes of brilliance and times when they pass it around beautifully, like they're totally on it and know what they're doing, and you think there's potential for something amazing to happen to happen them. yet they're fighting relegation.

― Chris, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

spurs next year imo

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

yet they're fighting relegation.

Gary. Caldwell.

― we are not bemused (onimo), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

franco. di. santo.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

caldwell scored a beauty in front of the kop tbf, although whether or not that's much of an achievement considering our home form this season is up for debate!

― Chris, Monday, 16 April 2012 20:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

He's scored a few good goals in his time but his main problem is when he's facing his own goal.

― we are not bemused (onimo), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

i feel like this is over.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

onimo, like a scorned lover, railing against gary cafu because he left celtic.

― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

how's my main man beausejour doing? missed any sitters tonight?

― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

p sure I was railing against him more often before he left :)

― we are not bemused (onimo), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Martinez for the England job imo

― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Gervinho on, so yes its over.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

I was so excited when he came to play for us.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

aoc coming on, tybg

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

does wenger hate oxlade-chamberlain or why hasn't he come on earlier

― sonderangerbot, Monday, 16 April 2012 20:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

arsene has always been crappy at substitutions, surprised he bought him on this early tbh. usually it'd be at about the 85 minute mark.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

I could hear the roar when Oxlade-Chamberlain came on from my flat. Louder then when they actually scored.

― Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

this sort of performance needs them to confirm podolski or vertongwusshisname tomorrow. we have been so inept this half.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

Did they score? There was a huge cheer a second ago.

― Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

WTF REF

Theo is clean through and is blatently pushed off the ball by the last defender

Nothing

FUCKING BOOK HIM IF YOU THINK HE IS DIVING OH BUT YOU KNOW HE ISNT YOU DICK BE A MAN

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

how that wasnt a red and a free kick i just dont get it

the linesman was right there, he had his arm all over him

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

should have consulted the video ref at least

― Number None, Monday, 16 April 2012 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

should have consulted his fucking eyes the blind bastard

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

this has been abysmal from arsenal tbqf

― sonderangerbot, Monday, 16 April 2012 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

what a bunch of bad losers arsenal are

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, 16 April 2012 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

dunno we did a p good job of losing that game

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha. as you know i was talking about rvp not shaking hands. couldnt see wenger either. did he bugger off without shaking robertos hand?
pleased for James McCarthy and James McArthur (ex Hamilton Accies players) that they might stay up now.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

― r|t|c, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

i turned off just before added time

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

This is good all round I think, means Arsenal will need to beat Chelsea this weekend.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 16 April 2012 22:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Had forgotten that was coming up but I am now grateful to have to be in class/studying all weekend.

Glad I gave this one a miss as well. #fairweather

― Upt0eleven, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

― safety engine, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 07:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Fucking Man U and fucking Arsenal, curling up for Wigan like that. Bastards.
Assuming Wolves are down, and with Blackburn looking more and more likely, it's all about Bolton's games in hand to decide QPR's fate.

― Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

So happy for the lovely Roberto :)

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

twee bastards moved on from swansea already aye?

― r|t|c, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

have been invited to join a friend to the reading match tonight. its my first match in years and it could see a team get promoted!

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

let's hope not eh

― jabba hands, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

sweet mother of christ they've only gone and made lee mason (of derry/young fame) the fourth official for saturday's game at loftus road????????????????????????????????????????

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 01:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'll be 15 feet away from Mr Mason. Any advice you want me to offer him?

― Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 09:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

ask him not to be a cunt

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 10:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

just switched him for probert so nevermind

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 10:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

When you shoot, you can look for the spaces between the posts and the goalkeeper," Suarez told LFC magazine. "But instinctively you usually aim for the corners, which means that there's a chance the ball might hit the post and I think we have hit the post more times than the crossbar.

"Sometimes this happens. As a striker, you can shoot from 25 yards and hit the post with a shot that is technically perfect."

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 12:26 (1 year ago) Permalink