Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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I know lol America and such, but what was wrong with her teeth??

michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

exactly! nothing. nothing was wrong with her teeth. now there is something wrong with her teeth. oh well.

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Thet were stained and one had a slight chip I think?

mh, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yes, I well remember the headlines back in the day - - "Lindsay Lohan: America's Next Sweetheart (except for those teeth, something will have to be done about those)"

Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

xpost: no, that was why she had the boob job, iirc

StanM, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

exactly! nothing. nothing was wrong with her teeth. now there is something wrong with her teeth. oh well.

― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, April 16, 2012 3:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she had gross tooth decay actually

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

meth can screw a girl up.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

I still haven't fully processed the whole "her teeth are fine!" backlash on ILX

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

They can be cleaned and have a chip repaired without fully covering them up with artificial teeth from one side of her grill to the other. It's also part of what makes her look older, unfortch.

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, 16 April 2012 14:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

eh, it's hard to patch a chip in your teeth without it being a noticeably diff color, but then again, if you're having them bleached like crazy that's probably less of an issue

veneers are the devil

mh, Monday, 16 April 2012 14:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

Its nice to see some color on her skin and also her George Lucas neck has gone into remission.

I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

What HAS happened to
Lindsay's lips? Lohan
shows off swollen
mouth

She looked much older
than 25

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/04/lindsay-lohan-alleged-assault-video-standard-hotel

Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department have officially received the surveillance video from The Standard Hotel in West Hollywood from the night that a woman claims Lindsay Lohan assaulted her, and the video clearly shows Lohan at the club, despite her claims that she was at home watching television, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

i know the GM of that hotel and am kind of tempted to email him for the inside scoop...

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

do it!

Mordy, Monday, 23 April 2012 00:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

i havent emailed him about anything else ever tho, so

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

Gotta start somewhere

mh, Monday, 23 April 2012 00:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Hey! Thought I'd drop you a line to see how you're doing these days. How's the wife and kids? Good? And, while I'm asking, how's your dog? Btw, do you happen to have any dirt to dish on that LiLo business? Real inside dirt, I mean."

Aimless, Monday, 23 April 2012 02:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

WTF @ the jesus stuff in the comments on that radaronline article

StanM, Monday, 23 April 2012 02:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's a radar thing i think, like i've seen elsewhere that righty groups have zeroed in on radar as this haven of hollywood liberal snark culture

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 23 April 2012 03:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ok lol, they're doing a great job converting everyone.

StanM, Monday, 23 April 2012 03:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

buzza, Monday, 30 April 2012 06:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

buzza, Monday, 30 April 2012 06:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

moving in the right direction at least

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 April 2012 06:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

she looks a little like heather graham there. but heather graham looks better, and is sixteen years lindsay's senior.

Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Monday, 30 April 2012 07:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

There's a fine line between luscious sexy lips and Ronald McDonald.

StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 10:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think she's looking distinctly Angelina Jolie-ish these days.

quincie, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

ugh finally a good look

those lips!

surm, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

dude if i looked like that id be THRILLED

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

yea def very hot

finallyyyyyyyy

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

(watch she'll be blonde again tomorrow)

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

i really think blonde could work for her but she needs to get the shade right. i used ultra light blonde for years then on a whim switched up to a neutral medium blonde which looks x1000 better and makes me so embarrassed i walked through life with almost white hair for so long

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm just intensely in love with red hair tbh

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

feelin this

frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

sigourney weaver on a good day

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

There is no way LiLo is gonna make it to Sigourney Weaver levels of mature hotness.

quincie, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

they should be in a movie together anyway tho

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^^your terrible/amazing ideas

quincie, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

it would be some kind of warped combination of weaver's "heartbreakers" and "georgia rule"

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hot, Ready and Chest-Bursting

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:25 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is so key. esp lowlights

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^Not as bad as URL implies

caro's johnson (Eazy), Friday, 11 May 2012 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Sigourney Weaver as a three-star general, Lindsay Lohan as her misfit niece.

caro's johnson (Eazy), Friday, 11 May 2012 01:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

still pretty bad

the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 01:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

this thread fills me with sadness but also empathy because i've also been ravaged by substances to a prematurely aged look over the eight years since i first posted to it. upside is that my boobs are smaller now too.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 11 May 2012 02:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^ you don't look so bad in this pic

the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 02:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

did u guys cover 'had dinner with Woody Allen' or was that a diff chick?

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

Lindsay is a huge admirer of his work.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:23 (1 year ago) Permalink


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