Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

KFC upselling in your hometown with people like your childhood neighbor's Mum who stares at you with that face that says 'I just want the bloody chicken. If I wanted mashed potatoes or corn I would have asked for it." and you want to die but if you don't do it your manager will pull you aside and say 'did you forget everything we talked about in the upselling training session' fml fml

Tried to master the art of blinking an apology in morse code, but it never really worked.

When I was in lolcollege I spent a couple months working for a M3ij3r, back in the corner hardware department. One of the rules was that if a "guest" asked you where anything in the store was, you had to personally walk them to where said item was. Which, fine, whatever, annoying but I get it. Problem was, 90% of the guests who asked me for something in the grocery department, which was literally in the opposite corner of the huge store. So the manager on duty would always be yelling at me for not being in my department. I was constantly yelling in my head, "because its your stupid fucking rule that I have to walk every old lady personally over to show her where the eggs are that I'm not in my fucking department!".

I've probably already said it up somewhere in those 10112 other messages, but I don't understand why they don't bag the cat food at the grocery store (it has no handles.)

I bring my own bags to the grocery store, and even when I have bags leftover they don't bag the milk.

IA IA IA

'did you forget everything we talked about in the upselling training session' fml fml

i'm thinking of the ghost world movie; the angry manager with the veins popping out of his neck, yelling at enid cuz she thinks upselling is "sleazy."

totally that, EXACTLY that

Haha "Would you like the large popcorn for only 50 cents more? I'm suggesting this amazing value because you're a close friend." (paraphrased)

ia that i want to start a poll about the shows on the first season of the fox network, but all the americans are either sleeping or heading to bed right now. whaddya mean i have to wait until morning??

or else they're out at fancypants nyc indie rock shows

ia at myself: i slammed my pinky in the door this morning. the nail turned black and i can't use it to type any "p" or other like keys. so dumb.

ppl requesting bank transfers instead of cold hard cash because otherwise they might spend it instantly

"Don't give it to me now even tho you've got it in your hand, here is my sort code and a/c number, cd you transfer it tomorrow thx"

Works both ways though, you could forcing someone you owe money to to go to the bank to deposit the money as they have standing orders/direct debits to pay.

Time we got rid of cash altogether imo.

I want one of those big Yap wheels

- having to page down three times to get to the fucking scores on the BBC's live scores page.

amazing that they haven't yet fixed their live feed so that it doesn't take a minute to unfold updates when you return to the tab after a while away.

that too - a minute of watching random Internet wankers GETTING INVOLVED via twitter and text while you wait on goal updates

Getting an email telling me that the status for stuff I ordered which hasn't turned up yet is "return in progress", which I suppose means "we have cancelled your order for no apparent reason", or possibly "we hired a courier who didn't bother to deliver your order"

- "in stock: usually dispatched within a month"

that'll be "out of stock" then...

please stfu about the titanic

you mean that was real? lol lolz

when i hear people shouting or having overly loud conversations outside my flat on the street it riles me beyond belief. nothing worse than the ignorant howling of someone's name you hear sometimes, repeatedly. does this happen in all cities or just london?

Only when I'm observing a moment of silence.

Happens everywhere I've lived in Chicago. In our first apt, people tended to have shouted conversations at each other from across the street (that our bedroom window faced). I was getting ready for class on Saturday at 7:30 and there was much drunken WOOing going on in front of our place.

happens everywhere, attention hoes is a universal phenomenon imo

Attention! HOOS is a universal phenomenon.

don't even think it's attention, think some people are too thick to even realise that shouting might be annoying.

drunk people are dumb

this is also in daytime... not necessarily drunks.

i think often people having those kind of noisy, braying conversations are kinda looking for attention tho, you get a sense of performance mixed up in the loudness or at least the idea that strangers and passers-by must be interested/amused/impressed by their hilarious shouting

fine line between complete disregard for other people and complete self-regard i guess

such a delicate balance

The wholly mixed up tax-free transit benefit system of our Regional Transit Authority/Chicago Transit Authority. I received my transit card and went to register it on the CTA's website in case it's ever lost or stolen.

- The CTA says they have record of my card b/c the RTA issued it.

- The RTA admits that they issued it they never generated the info necessary to register it with the CTA.

And anyway: Cards issued by the RTA are actually issued by a private company hired by the RTA to administer the program and the CTA tells me that all this hassle could have been avoided if I'd ordered directly through the CTA.

The tax savings are ~$400/year, which is, I suppose worth the hassle, if you break it down by $/hassle-hour.

that is some lack of bureaucratic coordination horseshit

Hey! I was IA about like 5 things just now and I realized that MAYBE a contributing factor was that I forgot to eat lunch LOlakjfdvakljnsdf;

I think when I was 5 the main thing that made me irrationally angry was when kids in the seat in front of me on the school bus would drape their arms around the back of the seat, getting all up in my personal space.

Jesse, the Calming Manatee says "Oh my! You should eat something."

I just ate some chunks o' fresh pineapple and they were DELICIOUS. I'm going to wait another 30 minutes and get some real food!

But real quick IA: this office's addiction to paper. If we need copies of Mr. Smith's bills from 2011, we can run a report and have them in 30 seconds. Those paper copies only exist in case electricity stops existing! ALL PAPER EXISTS IN CASE ELECTRICITY STOPS EXISTING.

DOWN WITH PHYSICAL MEDIA

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

The Chicago Transit Authority's transit benefit system does not accept credit cards. Only paper checks or ACH debits, which is a bookkeeping annoyance. This program needs an overhaul. This town needs an enema.

Just discovered that my phone/organiser no longer has an alarm reminder function on the calendar reminder. Not sure how that's supposed to work as a reminder now then. Used to rely on that feature on my old phone.
Meant i could set an alarm separate to the main one or way ahead of time.
Not likely to be anything other than a mark on a calendar that I'm not likely to look at otherwise.

Not sure what else I could use for that function.

Maybe I should mainly be angry at getting reliant on phones.
Wish they wouldn't junk useful features like that.

people that blindly charge into opening elevator doors without letting people out first

Trying so hard to teach my daughter not to do that.

If you ever see a five-year-old charging in like a loose bull, feel free to knock her down on your way out. Teach her a lesson.

i'm pretty sure your five-yeard-old daughter has more manners and common sense than 90% of the heathens that occupy my building

You know how you see that lady sometimes at the grocery store admonishing her kid severely for, I don't know, holding the bread wrong? I always thought they were evil people until now, since I realize that the kid has probably poked holes into every loaf of bread they've bought since 2009.

So if you ever hear me go LET THOSE PEOPLE OFF FIRST, GODDAMMIT, you know why.

calm down

...and parentify.

soccer moms going down like bowling pins...

People who don't bag their own fucking groceries when there's no bagger at their lane. Even after they tell you that they need a bag and you open a paper bag for them and set it on the register for them.

I want to say "Who the fuck does this??" but the answer is about 50% of people who shop at natural food stores, apparently. Like what is going in your head? People seem perfectly content waiting for me to scan their entire order, take their money/hand change, and then turn around and bag their fucking order for them while they just stand there doing NOTHING.