no, that's only if your roommate kills himself on the Matterhorn.
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
babies conceived in the park are banned for life iirc
― Disco Bob & MC Criminal (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
but the placenta stays
― Moodles, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
placentas are interred underneath the park entrance's statue of Mickey and Walt iirc
― Disco Bob & MC Criminal (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
thanking u thread, i have stopped wondering where in the park i would have a baby and have moved on to "where in the park would i hide the placenta."
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
in the pineapple whip
― Moodles, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
put it in the display window of the turkey leg cart and see how long it takes anyone to notice
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
Two things I can't forgive: Cheney authorizing torture and Disney tourists in August tearing into turkey legs.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
a lot of people think the "haunted mansion" is childish and not very scary...but what if i told you that one of those old-fashioned trunks in the attic was literally packed with human placentas
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
what if I told you it was packed with 200-year-old turkey legs
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
Haunted Mansion rules, fuiud
― Moodles, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
the placenta and turkey legs are just the icing on the cake, to mix my metaphors a bit...
i love the haunted mansion too! but you gotta admit that if piles of human and/or turkey flesh were just kind of heaped everywhere throughout it would really take it to the next level
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
california adventure is getting a swinging new band of roaming entertainers called "five and dime." they play...instruments?
― supreme sundae (reddening), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
at last!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm going to give the artist the benefit of the doubt and assume that's meant to be a whimsical dr. seuss-style horn instrument, and not the tentacle porn it so strongly resembles
― supreme sundae (reddening), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
Buke And Gase takin off
― easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 April 2012 04:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
― supreme sundae (reddening), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
kid in blue-green-and-white shirt otm.
― pplains, Friday, 20 April 2012 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
Three days until I'm in Disney World! I am a little excited, obv., and I think I'm going to eat at Boma! Flavors of Africa and the gardeny food place in Epcot for my meals.
― fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
Be sure to sample those South African wines.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh my god i had to triple check to make sure kid in blue-green-and-white shirt wasn't my brother-- where is that pic from?
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
i saw it on the vintage disney tumblr, but it looks like it was originally posted on this blog. taken in 1988?
― supreme sundae (reddening), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
thanks! pretty sure its not him-- i dont think we made it to disney until '91 anyway-- pretty uncanny though!
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
disney changes "water-spouting fish" ride element because the piece of plastic going in and out of the fish's mouth looks too phallic. what is it with "the little mermaid" and phalluses, damn.
― supreme sundae (reddening), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
we need remy updates!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
just got back this morning - i'll aim to update later. had a great time, really loved epcot and animal kingdom. watched disney vets do gut surgery on a goat at the, err 'conservation station' and ate the best buffet food of my life at animal kingdom lodge. wish i'd stayed at the lodge, actually...
― fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
the fantasyland expansion looks very lovely, but it meant that the MK was greatly reduced. the new art of animation resort looks really amazing, also.
― fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
what do you mean reduced -- it's smaller?
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah. a lot of real estate has been taken over in the building of 'storybook circus.' it's hard to know what to expect – a very odd forced-perspective beauty and the beast castle is rising out of rocks installed behind constuction panels.
― fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
when I went in February it looked like a physical expansion of Fantasyland not a foreshortening -- ugh.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
In a dozen trips since 2001 I STIlL haven't been to Animal Kingdom or the Lodge, despite hearing wonders about Jiko and its South African wine selection.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
Is there a book for strange disney facts & history?
― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 26 May 2012 17:25 (11 months ago) Permalink
― toandos, Saturday, 26 May 2012 17:30 (11 months ago) Permalink
browsing through amazon, maybe this is the one for me. this one's about epcot. i'm about to go to disney world so I don't want to read something too dark
― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 26 May 2012 17:35 (11 months ago) Permalink
Bah, I'm leaving for Disney World tonight and none of the bookstores have this book (Walt and the Promise of Progress City)
― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:37 (11 months ago) Permalink
Here's a good one:
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1029724.Mouse_Tales
From 1994. Goes into plenty of great detail.
― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Sunday, 27 May 2012 04:11 (11 months ago) Permalink
Carl Hiassen's book has good anecdotes beneath the snark.
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 May 2012 11:15 (11 months ago) Permalink
apologies in advance to whiney for this picture of community creator dan harmon wearing a turkey leg t-shirt at disneyland:
― the bibles fake lol don't trust a book (reddening), Friday, 15 June 2012 16:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
oh yeah and "cars land" opens today at DCA, everyone says it's amazing, w/e
― the bibles fake lol don't trust a book (reddening), Friday, 15 June 2012 16:56 (11 months ago) Permalink
have to admit that I was kind of bummed to miss it when I visited DCA back in March
― Moodles, Friday, 15 June 2012 16:58 (11 months ago) Permalink
yeah i'm seething with jealousy as i read twitter ppl's reactions to it. i don't care about the cars franchise at all but the rides + theming sound pretty top-notch.
― the bibles fake lol don't trust a book (reddening), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:04 (11 months ago) Permalink
well on his way into brian wilson territory I see
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:58 (11 months ago) Permalink
Every time I see this thread I think it says "The Reddening of Disney Parks"
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:01 (11 months ago) Permalink
comment section puritans aghast that beer and wine will be sold in wdw's magic kingdom (in one restaurant, only with dinner) starting this november.
also as an anaheim girl i haven't been paying attention to wdw news closely enough, this fantasyland re-do is way bigger than i realized. a second whole castle, well AREN'T we fancy
― =life on the chesapeake= (reddening), Friday, 14 September 2012 06:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
mitt romney is currently inside disneyland, nobody go to disneyland
― sad faces at Terror Castle (reddening), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
i thought disney only associated itself with winners, bad PR move for them frankly
also i'm getting a little creeped out that mitt romney keeps popping up in environs that i frequent, next he'll be posting to twitter about how there's not enough emily/nolan time in this season's revenge
― sad faces at Terror Castle (reddening), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:56 (6 months ago) Permalink