alley-oop dad joke
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
i was literally just putting words together from the 2 previous posts, not even wordplay, let alone a joke
― some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
With your bitch slap rappin'And your cocaine tongueYou get nothin' doneI bet you could be mine
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2012/04/axllana.jpg
― buzza, Monday, 9 April 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link
― some dude, Sunday, April 8, 2012 4:50 PM (21 minutes ago)
i meant it as a compliment, "marmont" sounds enough like "walmart" to be considered wordplay imo
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i guess. i'm just wary of "dad joke" being thrown around liberally.
― some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
will be very careful how i use the term "dad joke" from now on
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
cool thanks
― some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
Axl and Lana somehow makes sense on some level imo
― Chris S, Monday, 9 April 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link
axl rose is an anagram for oral sex
w. axl rose is an anagram for oral swex
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Monday, 9 April 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.ireport.cz/images/ireport/clanky/Lana_del_Ray/lana%20manson.jpg
― Shitschnitzel (admrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link
lana needs another hit
lol
― billstevejim, Monday, 9 April 2012 05:21 (twelve years ago) link
Besides, I ain't got nothing better to do, and I'm bored.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 April 2012 12:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o5-rsTtA1Ow/R6JK1EHRROI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Fb-4HnZoVdw/s320/GenuineMustacheRides.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 April 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago) link
yer led anal
^ why she changed ray to rey
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
Welcome to the jungleWe got video gaaaaaaamesWe got everything you wantHoney you're born to die
― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe she can actually pick up some dance moves.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
the king's fleece...
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
your bitch slap rappin'your cocaine tongueplayin' video games
― the hairy office thing (Eazy), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
immigrants and faggotsget out of my wayI'm playin' video games
― the hairy office thing (Eazy), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
She's got eyes of the bluest skiesas if they thought of rainI'd hate to look into those eyesand see my video games
― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
someday one of these will be funny. it's a mathematical certainty.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
^ dick
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― the hairy office thing (Eazy), Monday, 9 April 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
I lol'd at the 1nce in a million one
― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
someday one of these will be funnyit's a mathematical certaintyvideo gaaaames
― lex pretend, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link
in other news i really find myself listening to lana del rey when i'm hungover a lot
¯\_(^o^)_/¯
― markers, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
_/¯(ˇoˇ)¯\_
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 9 April 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
so the logical conclusion to this whole thing was Lana Del Ray dating Axl Rose, right?
http://dlisted.com/files/axllanadelrey.jpg
― Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link
Beaten to death in the previous posts.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link
oops
― Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link
IDK how these pics are supposed to suggest some kind of simmering sexual tension. They remind me of the pic of Calum standing behind those two horror guys.
― does Red Stripe work like poppers? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/kencal.jpg?t=1201788365
minus ken c
― does Red Stripe work like poppers? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
wait is calum axl or ldr
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
axl
― does Red Stripe work like poppers? (Abbbottt), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2012/04/11/pagesix/web_photos/SPL380051_029084927--300x450.jpg
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lana_del_rey_wears_guns_roses_tank_lQVP6ReUmlEpWd5Ks0iyVN
― eyes of dora maar (get bent), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
axl/manson:lana :: tom cruise:katie holmes
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 12 April 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
Okay hold on
http://eatthis.inmusic.ca/2012/04/boy-george-covers-lana-del-rey-listen-announces-covers-album.html
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I can imagine it suiting him..
― Mark G, Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
ugh that really cements my feeling that the song is just horrible
― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01g4f67
just dreadful
it's like she feels this weird need to sabotage herself, she can't possibly think her croak/shriek is agl??
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 April 2012 10:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ixxpS1eK1qkax1ko1_500.jpg
huh
― supreme sundae (reddening), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:45 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il7bRyv1heA
i actually quite like this gender-flipped cover (james dean becomes vanity!), though lol @ "sweater" being deemed too unmasculine
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://soundcloud.com/bnlx/bnlx-video-games
BNLX (new band from Ed Ackerson of Polara) covered "Video Games"
― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 27 April 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
the only thing remarkable about this video games song to me is the production. everything else seems like camp of an unimaginable order.
― Poliopolice, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
"camp of an unimaginable order" --> "unremarkable" = ?
― goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
Uh-oh. You caught me making a statement with seemingly faulty internal logic. By "remarkable," I really meant "good."
― Poliopolice, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moQ9yV6fIKY
clevor
― poxen, Saturday, 28 April 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
Awesome!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 28 April 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link