Douglas Wolk - Second cousin to Bea Arthur, aka "Maude"
woah!
― chaki, Thursday, 1 November 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
that was a decent show, Harry's bar mitzvah shd be even better.
I'm not quite devoted enough to watch Andy picketing at 30 Rock today.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
New York Mag blog on Breckman-McLean:
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/10/annoy_don_mclean_win_200.html
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 November 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man..how have i missed this thread...
you dudes know i shaved andy and gave both ken and andy reverse fades with the letters wfmu durring the marathon in 2006 right? also andy was made to drink (kenny goldmsith, the call screener, and prof. dum dum finished off the horrendous liquor that ken brought in during the prof's show) and had his head flushed in that episode...man..i never get to listen anymore..maybe ill call up an episode now.
in another classic i had called in when andy was late and kenny goldmsith filled in and the topic became the perennial, should we quit 7sd? my point was that they should learn from kenny and try and make the show even worse...also an episode very close to that where ken is out and maybe bronwyn filled in. the gag was people tried to read andy their family update xmas card letter without getting hung up on...i had just had surgery and damn that show hurt me.
we do need to coordinate a noise takeover some week...i have the call screeners business card somewhere...decent dude...lives here in greenpoint
― bb, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
I remember hearing the shaving, ben.
Besides the NJ road beer handouts, I watched a baseball playoff game (on the phone) with them for the full hour as K & A made dumb bets on every little thing. At one point, Andy said "I betcha Dr. Morbius lives alone."
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i love these stories! we should def noize take over an episode but all the episodes have been children centric lately!
― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Rabbi Needed! Ken and Andy are searching for a Rabbi (or a Rabbinical student), a band and a caterer for this weeks episode of Seven Second Delay. All participants can literally phone it in for the radio Bar Mitzvah of Ken's son Harry this Wednesday at 6pm. If you can help, please contact Ken.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 November 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
so they gave up on the stripper then?
― bb, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link
they already had a radio stripper for Andy's bachelor party, old hat!
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
That "rabbi needed" mssg is off the homepage; I wonder...
Tonight is the Prince St FMU reading! I wonder if Andy will ask us all to show solidarity w/ the WGA by singing The Internationale?
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought they were rviving it...i wasnt listening too close, i guess
anyway..you going tonight, doc? i might try and make it
― bb, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
yes, never pass up an opp'ty to watch Breckman 'interact' with fans.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
well..how was it...i got waylayed
― bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
good... Andy laughing at his own McLean story cuz he hadn't read it in years.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link
(Ken read the Don McL rebuttal piecemeal)
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
oh no, no radio Bar Mitzvah tonight!
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
why?!@
― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link
ja, sez who?
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, I keep forgetting Ken is on Wed morning. :( I almost asked if they'd decided on a replacement topic, haha.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Andy has "Jew Anxiety" so Radio Bar Mitzvah has been postponed, it seems.
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf
im guna try to call today
― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
xp
is that a diagnosis?
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
i think this is setting up nicely for us to bring the noize
the password is: sauce boss.
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
this is what I head on Ken's show this morning
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
what's password fer
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
amazing
i wonder how this will play..dialing in now..i can only get very so-so reception and only in my bedroom
― bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
morbius idea is its code for a shout out to the board & itll be funny to try to work it into any conversation. but i mean yeah we could just all go by our names here, with the sole exception of ME.
bb listen on the internet fool
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
i am...fool...
― bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link
pwnjabi
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link
ah, this sad lonely hippie gag will always be funny...
― bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link
did anyone call and say sauce boss yet?
― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link
i am on phone w/ gf, will try :////////
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link
lol i honestly cant get through. this is a first.
― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
we would first have to come up with a definition of sauce boss...
i have no slang to offer
this guy is great
i cant call...grrr
― bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
alright im on it
im deferring the definition to chaki but ive got some ideas
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link
im on hold
― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/07/25/416487/Sauce3_Boss_Bluegrass_72205_233.jpg
― bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link
halp me !!
― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link
cmon guys im on hold lets riff out a def!
sauce boss:
bartender
― bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
you are ace.
― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
nice chaki
― bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
got a dr morbs shout out in there
― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link
btw you can also hear me call the best show from two weeks ago talking shit about jimmy pardo about within the first 30 minutes of the show
― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link
what are they doing now?
― bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, awesome, chaki
uh, xpost, but's awesome, too
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link
wait i srsly thought that was morbius??? anyway where the fuck was everyone else???
i called in twice but was denied the first time & put on hold the second time (i believed disingenuously & hung up immediately). this was probably because i couldnt manage to say 'sauce boss' without giggling.
actually on second thought i kind of regret hanging up cuz call-screener guy got a laugh out of it the 2nd time, im not sure if he was actually willing to go for it or not
― deeznuts, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:31 (sixteen years ago) link
my description of the term: "ive only heard it used, im not sure what it really means, but i think its a uh, its a person who consumes alcohol, but he controls it, he's the boss of the sauce." my secondary answer was: paul newman
― deeznuts, Thursday, 15 November 2007 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
in support of ken. axe was utter horsepoop.
― bb, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link
thx chaki ... I was on hold when the show ended. :( Was gonna use "blood diamonds!"
I honestly never knew there was a pronunciation for "pwned."
(seems Ken & Andy don't watch Chappelle, given "badonkadonk")
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link
"If it's YELLOW, let it MELLOW!"
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link
tonight: peanut butter underwear
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Subject: THIS WEDNESDAY: STEVE GUTTENBERG + 5LB HULA HOOPING
Great news! Joining our guest list is Hollywood actor STEVE GUTTENBERG. He will be Live! In Person! Interviewed on the stage of the UCB Theater, and not over a ridiculous human phone chain!
You may know Guttenberg from such films as Cocoon, Three Men and a Baby, Police Academy (#'s 1, 2, 3 AND 4!), and Short Circuit. You may also know him from his naked Central Park jogs:
http://www.facebook.com/l/36550;www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmLdk57HWEo
PLUS...
Ken and Andy have a bet to resolve: if Ken can hula hoop with a 5lb hoop, Andy's promised to donate $500 to WFMU. Ken says this will be the easiest $500 he's ever made for the station (or, as Andy would allege, Ken's personal slush fund...) -- come see who wins.
.. will Ken break a hip on the 5lb hoop?... will Andy's little daughter Molly steal the show with her hooping skillz?
Come find out!
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
morbs.....i think i will go to this....depends on what gets done tomorrow day...
― bb, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i dunno
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
tonight's was maybe the best of the ones I've attended! even w/ Buck Henry's cancellation.
http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/40373
― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
really..i quit the archive once t Ortega popped up. i was planning on going but couldn't get out of the office in time. i guess i'll go and listen to the 2nd half.
roulette show was fun despite my talking to ken before the show and knowing full that he had drawn the dosed brownie. gary lucas was excellent.
was surprised not to see you for the piercing show, morbs...
― bb, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
great banter & riffing throughout last week's Rosh Hashanah show.
this week, Nate Silver at UCB; need to corner him and tell him to go back to baseball writing.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 October 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
"My next family should be coming around soon."
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
http://vimeo.com/45045405
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link
I thought the Funeral Song show was good.
Ken & Andy doing standup again in Jersey City tomw night!
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 June 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
the drunk ken show was brilliant.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
shd i go to their Super Bowl hotel party?
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:04 (ten years ago) link
if you missed last week's royal punking, check out Ken's Korner:
http://us1.campaign-archive2.com/?u=a2fea4b1d026124fe8c3d151b&id=90c6e90566&e=%5BUNIQID
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link
Vamos a Aprender Espanol was great.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link
Honestly I know people love Best Show but this is my favorite FMU show. Can someone please bump when they are doing a live thing again bc I tend to not follow enough to find out.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link
I was on the schooner booze cruise last night (will be edited for broadcast, as many filthy jokes were told). 45 degrees with wind on Upper NY Bay turns out to be the ideal venue for Andy's ventriloquist act.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link