Petition for Annoying Jews of ILX Board

I'm reporting all of you to the Elders of Zion

i dont think you can be jewish if your dad converted unless your mom was the og jew.

-- chaki, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 1:07 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is what i meant, my mom's side are all o.g. jews

stop saying og jew

like rasputin?

sounds like something you might sneeze

when you sneeze, it sounds like "oh jee joo"? i would like to hear that, most people have one-syllable sneezes

I got OG cowboy Jews for ancestors

(^^^ house was later turned into a brothel)

but were the hoes jewish?

i love mah jews

http://a.abcnews.com/images/TheLaw/nm_shapiro_070917_ssv.jpg

OJ, Jew.

truth: sometimes i forget i am not a jew

sometimes i forget i am a jew.

PICTS PLEASE

Radiohead – OK Comjewter

pix of annoying jews???

Belle and Sebastian - I'm Waking Up to Shabbos

I got OG cowboy Jews for ancestors

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 2:15 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.simpsonspark.com/images/whitepages/bergstrom.jpg

"And, for the record, there were Jewish cowboys, ladies and gentlemen. Big guys who were great shots and spent money freely."

im jewish, my dad converted so i'm missing the goldenweiss last name

family name was changed 100-something years ago (after arrival, not the ellis island shit); not positive what it was originally

pix of annoying jews???
http://www.eso-garden.com/images/uploads_bilder/matisyahu.jpg

"... and spent money freely"

um....

if it makes anybody feel better, i'll gladly start an annoying catholics thread.

thats too easy

and socially acceptable.

fucking matisyahu

how about annoying muslims. very topical.

if it makes anybody feel better, i'll gladly start an annoying catholics thread.

-- remy bean, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 2:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no more threads about me

lol

but were the hoes jewish?

must...resist...kosher/pork... joke

my family came to america from eastern europe. i believe they took the skin boat to tuna town.

can i be a mod? :D

Tracer Hand has jewfro.

he's an hj

I don't know why we'd need a whole board to annoy Jews -- this thread seems like it's doing plenty already.

does this mean i can FINALLY get an in to ZOG? or at least the ZOG email notification list?

i suggest that our theme song be atom & his package's "the palestinians are not the same as the rebel alliance, jackass."

i had not heard of ZOG, but it led me to this: http://www.jewwatch.com/index.htm

i can't tell if it's a joke or not?

Nah I think he's a real cockfarmer.

ZOG = "zionist occupied government." The standard Protocols-esque theory that a shadowy Hebrew government runs things. To people like the JewWatch assholes (who live in St. Louis, lucky me), it's very real indeed.

There should be a star beside each Jewish user's name.

― Pleasant Plains, 22 January 2008 18:33 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chilling

uh i was looking for somewhere to talk about simon schama's programme on the history of the jews, which i thought was very good but this is prob not the thread for that

o shit when did that start?

finished last night, six parts (i think)? my first exposure to him, thought it was great.

bear in mind tho it was all new to me, idk how 'depp' it would be considered or anything

how much it was like depp, an important consideration imo in a documentary/history programme

o ffs. i saw a trailer for it, i guess it must have been ages ago, and promptly forgot all about it. i enjoyed his history of britain back in the day so was down for this.

not a fan of Schama but i think my problems are more about the relative shallowness of TV history, i saw the new book in Waterstone's the other day and am interested

There should be a star beside each Jewish user's name.

― Pleasant Plains, 22 January 2008 18:33 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:'(

I do want to see the Schama doc, esp since the controversy over its airing.

?

that it was on a sunday?

It was an hourlong programme focusing on the foundation of israel and developments since in context of a series on the history of the jews, told by a historian with a trait of personalising the subject.

Attacking him for mentioning that he thought israel had a right to exist (i suppose more correctly stating one of the justifications for same) seems to be the reaction of a viewer just waiting for the chance to jump.

Fwiw he addressed from various povs the thoughts of israelis who were uneasy about the placement of their settlements on cleared palestinian villages, israelis taking advantage of available housing on disputed expansions, interviewed ppl re the changing borders after and since 67, and there were varying degrees of doubt and belligerence throughout without much in the way of input from him.

The only person he took pains to clearly disagree with advocated (in as many words) a return to the biblical borders. Schama found it visibly difficult to engage with this guy and admitted as much in the next section where he and another guy dismissed these views as near enough lunacy.

He finished with a final piece p critical of the israeli state as is imo, but certainly not denying its right to exist nor asserting that, as an outsider, he had much right to a judgement at all.

In no way an hour of propaganda imo, he was never gonna present an arab case for redress in this series.

PICTS PLEASE

― Laurel, Tuesday, January 22, 2008

^^ far better post than this thread deserved

did anyone make reference to the canonical sunny successor post re: "annoying" ?

uh

look idk how to say this sarahell but the jews have a different canon

Didn't know about The Story of the Jews until today but found it on video and the history graduate in me had a nerdgasm finding out about the Geniza collection because omg

geniza collection is super cool - i visited the JTS archive in college and was really amazed

The bits in the archive they showed looked incredible, including the kids' doodles.

Found it on vimeo, not video, I should say.

This isn't really the thread for it I know but I just barrelled through the whole thing and I really loved it. Anyone complaining about that last episode is ridiculous, although I do recognise that I'm coming from a position that is if not in lockstep with Schama's at least close to it. Still, it's pretty damning of the settlements and, in a way, the pitfalls of nationalism (which, as is pointed out in the last three episodes, is one of the major sources of the horrors in Europe). Given that, I just can't understand someone complaining to the BBC.

Pardon me, but is this the thread where ILX gathers to annoy jews?

There should be a star beside each Jewish user's name.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 1:33 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pardon me, but is this the thread where ILX gathers to annoy jews?

― Aimless, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:17 (2 hours ago) Permalink

no, you merely petition for the right to do so here

can I get a star next to my name

it'll cost ya

You gotta work for it

Please, sir! May I annoy some jews?

http://thehpalliance.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/oliver_twist_david_lean_0.jpg

Pe-ti-TIOOOOON ...PETITION!

No one gonna post Alec Guinness from that film?