Are you a Benny tied to a tree?

Of course, the correct answer to this is "Yes, I am, why?"

Which confuses the questioner completely, being an answer they hadn't expected, so they go away to think about what to say next.

Of course, next time they ask again, primed, say something ELSE and so on...

(We're not dealing with Oscar Wildes here)

"if you had a gay on your back, would you leave him there or would you pull him off?"

this is kind of option designed to leave kids well prepared for voting.

"Yes, I am, why?"

OMG SO YOU'RE A BENNY! LOL EVERYONE, MARK IS A BENNY!

One that translates well enough from Norwegian.

"Are you a homo?"
a: -"Yes" -LOLLZZZZ UR GAY ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ "
b: -"No" -"OMG UR NOT A HOMOSAPIEN UR NOT HUMAN!!! ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ !!! "

Goddamn kids with their 90-degree arm-angles and dead stares

xpost you took 6 minutes to come up with that?

"What's a Benny, some club you want me to join with you?"

"I think, in a real sense, we are all Bennies tied to trees of our own making..."

"ooh, well if you're the tree..."

This is the number 3 Google hit for 'Benny on the loose', in case you were interested.

An achievement. Of sorts.

*smiles*

I keep hearing this jokes punchline as if it was performed by Thin Lizzy..

aw, I just made myself laugh.. Bad form.