why do I sit with my legs folded under me until they go to sleep and then ARGGGGHHH WHY WHY WHY

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I do this all the time on the sofa. And I have terrible circulation, so I get super-plus double-bad pins and needles death.

emil.y, Thursday, 5 April 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

it's the worst

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

Often, I'll snooze in such a way that my legs both fall asleep. I won't know that until I try to stand up and I find myself on the floor, face down.

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

once I woke up to someone slapping me repeatedly in the face. it was my own hand.

my arm had gotten wrapped behind my head which cut the circulation off so completely my hand had gone totally numb and started thrashing around. was prolly about to go necrotic.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

Often, I'll snooze in such a way that my legs both fall asleep. I won't know that until I try to stand up and I find myself on the floor, face down.

― fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My mother did this once except that she fell over and BROKE BOTH HER LEGS :/

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

JESUS GAH

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

and yet you still sit on yr legs :)

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

One worse than the other but I know both were pretty messed up. She just toppled over and landed on top of herself.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

I can't stop!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

Do you guys also do the hopeless limp-running around the sofa to try to wake your sleeping leg up? IT HURTS, BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

emil.y, Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

E, your story is horrifying. I've blacked out from standing up too quickly (especially at the gym after working out), but I've always had a few seconds of 'ooh, I'm going to fall' before actually falling.

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

and then hobble around the house groaning like someone's just slashed my achilles tendon

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 9:57 PM (2 days ago)

xp

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

once I woke up to someone slapping me repeatedly in the face. it was my own hand.

this episode is upsetting to me tbh

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

stay tuned for next week's episode of E3's body follies

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

FLUCKJ

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link


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